just saw this on reddit

[Exodus2011]

He did say that but my posturing is ironic.

still messed up to say though

 

[parisienne]

But if he had a Japanese sex doll WHY would he need a woman????????

You don't get it: HE IS the Japanese doll xp

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WHERE'S THE DIGNITY GONE MUTHA F*CKA!?!?!?!

Glad someone can handle my latent sonofabitch-y mothrr****ing tourettes

 

[swingline747]

You don't get it: HE IS the Japanese doll xp

hmmmmmmmmmmm Im intrigued

 

[I.D WALKER]

Haha if he saw my pics he'ld probably pass out.

I'm gunna send him some of my photos soon.
Hopefully I pass.

 

[swingline747]

why is he wearing old lady bloomers?

 

[cocohot]

why is he wearing old lady bloomers?

Still... zero matches.

 

[resu]

Put this tool in fitting clothes like a shirt and take some better photos out of the house and he would get hits for sure.

 

[hellouser]

What sort of pics should men use on tinder?

One's with hair.

 

[hellouser]

Ouch. There's a video floating around from Spencer Kobren's show where a NW7 guy made a profile with himself wearing a hair piece and one without. He sent messages to a bunch of women and got no responses to the bald profile and a ton of responses to the one with hair. Does anyone here have it on file?

Who is Spencer Kobren? Is he one of those TV doctors like Dr. Oz?

 

[hellouser]

He is the foremost authority in the world on baldness.

Interesting. Never heard of this guy. Oh well, can't be that important.

 

[Norwood One]

"Second thing, a majority of women will left swipe on shirtless selfies. It's tacky and makes you look full of yourself. Find pictures of you at the beach, out with your friends, and other ways to show off your body"

Lol @ the top comment. No, if your face is good, women will eat dat sh*t up. Dude doesn't even have an ugly face. Must be socially awkward or something.

 

[hellouser]

"Second thing, a majority of women will left swipe on shirtless selfies. It's tacky and makes you look full of yourself. Find pictures of you at the beach, out with your friends, and other ways to show off your body"

Lol @ the top comment. No, if your face is good, women will eat dat sh*t up. Dude doesn't even have an ugly face. Must be socially awkward or something.

He lacks confidence, you can tell even through a jpeg.

 

[Norwood One]

Girls will say anything to avoid confrontation. Wasn't "confident" enough. If we had sex it would ruin our friendship, bla. bla.

"Everyone's a winner! You can do it too, no I don't care if guys are bald, just be yourself!." Yay Becky I'm so nice to my friendzoned chumps..but they aint never gonna git some of this ***.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

I'd love to test the shirtless thing. Maybe I should try it, just find a simple shirtless pic off google images and see what happens if I swipe every woman.

 

[Norwood One]

As a case study you mean? It's been done before. With depressing results

http://www.tinderseduction.com/male-model-tinder-case-study/

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

As a case study you mean? It's been done before. With depressing results

http://www.tinderseduction.com/male-model-tinder-case-study/

That's completely different from what I was suggesting.

I meant a profile where the main photo is a shirtless pic.

 

[Norwood One]

I admit shirtless as the first pic is sort of tacky. It's like that girl you see on tinder that'll make duck faces with her cleavage showing. It's too obvious.

I suppose people prefer subtlety or it comes off as try hard

 

[Roberto_72]

LOL Joking aside, a girl once told me she wanted to date a guy she just met because, from his fb profile picture, she could tell that he was "oozing confidence". Too bad he was a legit fullhair 9/10 too. But that's just minor details.... Shallow pretentious b**ch.

A worse story here.

Once my friends and I went to a speed date in Barcelona. With us there was a girl. Not good looking but apparently high standards (read on).

When the speed dating finished, it was announced there would be ten minutes of "free dating": even if your turn to speak to a certain person had never come during the speed thing, now you could go talk to them freely.

This girl heard this and ran and went to talk to a tall cool guy we didn't even know was in the club.

When she was back from this "expedition", we asked her what had gotten into her. We asked if during the speed dating she hadn't met anyone who had struck her positively. She said some guys definitely had. But no one was as hot as the guy she had not been able to speak to.

 

[swingline747]

So here is my thing.
This forum is full of double standards where most guys seem to want 10's but get mad at 10 women when they dont want them back. Ive said this many time before. Its a jealousy that is creating bitterness. They then get mad at women who are like 6s but go for 10 guys. I mean most of us here are like 5s and 6s but still think they should achieve 10s. I mean give the women credit for going for the out of their league chance.

Im starting a site, called

www.justforfives.com

It will be a dating site compromised of ALL fives! It will be like other sites where people can be voted off. If you are above a 5 then the community can vote you off, but hey dont be mad, that just means youre over a 5.

Anyone want to donate?

You can be a 3 with a great personality and money and that will make you a 5 but you CANT be an 8 with a schitty personality and be considered a 5 to clean up.

 

[I.D WALKER]

Haha Swing,
The rating of 0 is looking more appealing to me.
This dating game has simply grown too complicated for my weary mind/heavy heart.

From here on out,
Zero-man will be my neatly rounded nom de plume. -)