Life After Nw3: Hell Or Merely Purgatory?

buckthorn

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Hahaha thank you!

well, I look at my hair everyday and the first thing that comes to mind is, "evil". Androgenetic Alopecia is F*CKING EVIL.
 

I.D WALKER

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I like EvilLocks mostly because she has the best username I have ever seen. :p

Yes this ^ and let's not forget to mention that our darling damsel also has
some of the greatest unapologetic noble knights in modern chivalry behind her.;)
 
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Afro_Vacancy

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A sexy body is essential.

Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street ... yummy
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Amanda Seyfried:
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Compare them to women who have equally pretty faces, but "plankboard" bodies, like Nathalie Portman:
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She's thin, clean, smooth skin, but no curves whatsoever. Same with Emma Stone:
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They're still attractive, but not on the level of Seyfried or Robbie.
 

buckthorn

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Yes this ^ and let's not forget to mention that our darling damsel also has
some of the greatest unapologetic noble knights in modern chivalry behind her.;)

WHY have you never been called a "whiteknight"... wtf guys? haha.. glad to have you here, my brethren in armor. btw - your signature makes me cry tears of blood. I shall return the favor when you are tied to my dining room chair and my sharpened knife meets your beautiful face. xoxox smooches
 

Afro_Vacancy

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Back in the 1990s, Sarah Michelle Gellar's popularity jumped after Cruel Intentions came out:

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I was in high school when this came out. Lots of boys watched it for naughty reasons.

A friend of mine showed it to a class of college freshmen in 2009 or so, who had never heard of it, when she was a graduate student in literature. She was amused as they were clearly super horny.
 

CopeForLife

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Lol at trying to pick up chicks in 2016 when this guy is in the same room

Elite tier genes

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He is a little above average in 2016, man...

8/10 at max (with filters)

Just LOL if you're not looking like Jon Kortajarena OR Sean O'Pry OR Tyson Ballou

this life
 

I.D WALKER

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WHY have you never been called a "whiteknight"... wtf guys? haha.. glad to have you here, my brethren in armor. btw - your signature makes me cry tears of blood. I shall return the favor when you are tied to my dining room chair and my sharpened knife meets your beautiful face. xoxox smooches

Haha! Yes it's inexplicable,
I guess some of us fellows were born only to be royal court jesters?:)

And Sir Buckthorn, as a common(er 's) courtesy to you and on behalf of your continued just and merciful patronage,
I will take swift action and remove my discomforting signature and replace it with
a more anemic producing verse.
Enthusiastically longing for our fateful rendezvous,
say hi to sis (hula -gal) for me.:cool:
 

Dench57

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Damn I came across this article (NSFW) on Gail Porter recently. She used to be damn fine. It's just hair bro!
 

resu

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I didn't know she had alopecia, I knew she shaved her head in the past but I forgot why.
 

CopeForLife

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I hate you.

- look at those danty little girl hands though. This guy has never done a day of physical labor in his life.

Size of fingers is genetic. Nothing to do with "physical labor".
 

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If this is really an attractive guy? Hmmm not sure haha :D

The guy with the long hair just looking like a big tussy. Long hairs = NOGO for a woman.


But this bald guy just looking f*****g hot :

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Thats' what i called a MAN ;)

Balding doesnt mean = Game OVER !
 

Afro_Vacancy

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The guy with the long hair just looking like a big tussy. Long hairs = NOGO for a woman.


But this bald guy just looking f*****g hot :

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Thats' what i called a MAN ;)

Balding doesnt mean = Game OVER !

A 10/10, I shudder to think of what I'd do to look as good as him.
 
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