Lines bald/ing men HATE to hear...
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Primo
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"You're losing your hair mate!" - from friends, or even worse from people you barely know or went to school with years ago.
"You really suit a baseball cap" - from girlfriend/other females.
"Don't worry, a cure for hairloss is right around the corner, the science thesedays is brilliant etc, etc"
- from mother or other family member/ close friend whom is largely ignorant about hairloss research.
"You really suit a baseball cap" - from girlfriend/other females.
"Don't worry, a cure for hairloss is right around the corner, the science thesedays is brilliant etc, etc"
- from mother or other family member/ close friend whom is largely ignorant about hairloss research.
BrightonBaldy
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"you dont like it when the weather is cold do you?"
Hate2LoseIt
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Mom :
"You know you shouldnt wear that hat/du-rag all the time, you have to let your hair breath. Thats how it falls out."
Me :
"You know you shouldnt wear that hat/du-rag all the time, you have to let your hair breath. Thats how it falls out."
Me :
baldinglikeamofo
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your out with a group of people and someone jumps out from the crowd and screams
"OMG I THINK YOUR BALDING!!!"
in front of everyone.....
and you look like a deer in the headlights.
how would you reply in that situation?
"OMG I THINK YOUR BALDING!!!"
in front of everyone.....
and you look like a deer in the headlights.
how would you reply in that situation?
baldinglikeamofo
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"your not balding"
WHEN CLEARLY, YOU ARE BALDING and you even point out your f'ing bald spot that even God can see.
worse part, they are still in denial!!!!!
WHEN CLEARLY, YOU ARE BALDING and you even point out your f'ing bald spot that even God can see.
worse part, they are still in denial!!!!!
Hate2LoseIt
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baldinglikeamofo said:
what in the hell???
where does this happen at? you guys hang around some weird people... :shock:
HatPrisoner91
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Here's one. Get over it (said by a person with no hairloss or worse a NW3 who thinks he knows what it's like)
Another one:
Bald guys look good Look at it [insert celebrity]
Another one:
Bald guys look good Look at it [insert celebrity]
HatPrisoner91
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Here's one. Get over it (said by a person with no hairloss or worse a NW3 who thinks he knows what it's like)
Another one:
Bald guys look good Look at it [insert celebrity]
Another one:
Bald guys look good Look at it [insert celebrity]
elliotramsey
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Right before we are supposed to go on for the final scene of a show we were doing.
Friend of mine, "Dan are you balding?"
Me: "Uhhh.."
::Cue to run onstage for the joyful last scene:: That one felt like stepping on nails.
Last time i saw him i noticed his temples are going back a bit, now he's getting his lol
::Elliotramsey:: is my junk email account
Friend of mine, "Dan are you balding?"
Me: "Uhhh.."
::Cue to run onstage for the joyful last scene:: That one felt like stepping on nails.
Last time i saw him i noticed his temples are going back a bit, now he's getting his lol
::Elliotramsey:: is my junk email account
uncomfortable man
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"Oh, my boyfriend is bald too.... but he's bald by choice."
'The cure is just 5 years away'
- BS!
'shaving ur hair makes it grow thicker'
- BS its just thicker at the base!
'just shave it off with a razor, then u wont have to worry about it'
- BS you'll have to shave it with a razor everyday, which is hard to do by urself and takes ages, unless u do it quickly and cut urself!
'maybe if u were on propecia, u wouldn't be losing so much hair'
- maybe but not neccessarily, and there are risks!
'they can grow ur hair back with lasers now'
- u maybe able to grow some recently lost hair back with lasers, but you'll have to use it forever to keep it!
'why don't u wanna go to the beach?'
- cos theres strong wind and water at the beach idiot!
'theres a cure for baldness now, all u have to do is pop a pill'
- need i explain this one?
'u should grow ur hair long again'
- ummmm, how bout. . . fuk off
- BS!
'shaving ur hair makes it grow thicker'
- BS its just thicker at the base!
'just shave it off with a razor, then u wont have to worry about it'
- BS you'll have to shave it with a razor everyday, which is hard to do by urself and takes ages, unless u do it quickly and cut urself!
'maybe if u were on propecia, u wouldn't be losing so much hair'
- maybe but not neccessarily, and there are risks!
'they can grow ur hair back with lasers now'
- u maybe able to grow some recently lost hair back with lasers, but you'll have to use it forever to keep it!
'why don't u wanna go to the beach?'
- cos theres strong wind and water at the beach idiot!
'theres a cure for baldness now, all u have to do is pop a pill'
- need i explain this one?
'u should grow ur hair long again'
- ummmm, how bout. . . fuk off
Ori83
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last weekend i met a friend i haven't seen for almost a decade, he looks exactly the same, hasn't aged a bit that f****r! anyways, when i took my helmet off (i drive a motorbike) the first words came out of his moth was "how did you lose all you hair?", i answered on the spot "it happened because my dick got bigger" :dunno:
uncomfortable man
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dudemon said:
You could have said, "and you'd be the puckered hole in the middle."
uncomfortable man
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"I'm better than you." said with their eyes.
flamingpie
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heard a great one today from my mom. She walked out of the bathroom and said "you always leave so much hair on the floor, can you try not to shed as much?"
