Memoirs Of A Landwhale. Blah Blah Blah

[cocohot]

i keep coming back here for u coconut man

only u xx

 

[Exodus2011]

There are different ways for a man to be handsome, which will in turn appeal to different women. I have very particular tastes, I prefer women who look feminine, and men who look masculine. For example, this is a man that I would love to look like:

Whereas you were more like this:

With the look you had before, you plausibly fulfilled a cultured, worldly, pretty boy type of distinctive look that a lot of women would find irresistible. Your looks also need to be in harmony with your personality, which would have been the case. You are worldly, you are smart, speaking to you would thus be confirm the impression that you're a gateway to a more interesting time.

I nearly vomited from dat halo effect

Cuz we all know if you're cute then you're "worldly and smart and cultured"

 

[hairblues]

??

I was on the computer for like 6 hours straight. haha meanwhile it was so beautiful out.

this forum is freaking addicting.

 

[Roberto_72]

For me,

The best one liners:

- @Notcoolanymore

The best self-help posts:

@DoctorHouse (whose avatar always reminds me of the episode in which the doctor is shot and understands he is having a feverish dream because he has to deal a non-looksmatched couple and finds it absurd)

The best photoshop:

@macaronaroni

Sorry, wrong envelope

Best photoshop:

@macaroni

 

[Notcoolanymore]

Thanks Roberto.

 

[DoctorHouse]

Roberto, thank goodness it was you instead of Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway announcing the award winners. As Alexa( Amazon's Echo) always says, "Thanks, you really think so!

 

[Exodus2011]

Roberto, thank goodness it was you instead of Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway announcing the award winners. As Alexa( Amazon's Echo) always says, "Thanks, you really think so!

Don't you mean Faye runaway?

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

Your face isn't acne-scarred, Dante. Your frame's not great, but it's far from unworkable. The teeth can be sorted (cheaply + easily) with braces. Either man up or shut up. Your choice.

P.S. You should also sort out your fashion sense while you're at it - you dress like a sh*t Jimmy Neutron. Those shorts (in your pics) are probably why people are "bullying" you.

A lot of people dress like sh*t inside their own apartment.

 

[hairblues]

Your face isn't acne-scarred, Dante. Your frame's not great, but it's far from unworkable. The teeth can be sorted (cheaply + easily) with braces. Either man up or shut up. Your choice.

P.S. You should also sort out your fashion sense while you're at it - you dress like a sh*t Jimmy Neutron. Those shorts (in your pics) are probably why people are "bullying" you.

I did not notice his clothes.

I doubt his clothes are making an issue

he's smart and he's an artist and he's financially okay...i think if it was as simple as his clothes he would give himself a clothing makeover

he lives in Milan.

 

[Exodus2011]

Your face isn't acne-scarred, Dante. Your frame's not great, but it's far from unworkable. The teeth can be sorted (cheaply + easily) with braces. Either man up or shut up. Your choice.

P.S. You should also sort out your fashion sense while you're at it - you dress like a sh*t Jimmy Neutron. Those shorts (in your pics) are probably why people are "bullying" you.

You've been flying off the handle recently

 

[Dench57]

You've been flying off the handle recently

DBW is bipolar.

 

[Exodus2011]

DBW is bipolar.

I see that lol

Btw I remember you posting about losing your virginity recently

Congrats. You exchanged fluids with a female

 

[Dench57]

Btw I remember you posting about losing your virginity recently

yeah that wasn't serious

I'm saving myself for marriage

 

[sunchyme1]

That explains a lot.



"Recently". That's why I put him on ignore months ago, as did Fred.

dante did u like my poem?

 

[CopeForLife]

Your face isn't acne-scarred, Dante. Your frame's not great, but it's far from unworkable. The teeth can be sorted (cheaply + easily) with braces. Either man up or shut up. Your choice.

P.S. You should also sort out your fashion sense while you're at it - you dress like a sh*t Jimmy Neutron. Those shorts (in your pics) are probably why people are "bullying" you.

Logged in only to agree with @DBW, as always. This guy and @FredTheDutchman are the best on HairLossTalk.com Impact nowadays.

@Dante, your clothes suck a lot.

No one, even Jon Kortahareena or O'Pry, is able to step up to a pussy closer than one meter with this shorts in wardrobe.

I suggest you to overcome your anxiety and visit any UNIQLO store. They have cheap, plain and OK quality clothes. They do not have f*****g sales men who approach you as well. Of course, you wouldn't become a Lachowski after you will renew your wardrobe BUT you will look like a human.


I am not speaking about quotation of bullying tho, I think it was real.

Also I do not know anything about your teeth or nose, but from what I saw your jawline is fine.

 

[sunchyme1]

That explains a lot.



"Recently". That's why I put him on ignore months ago, as did Fred.

 

[Captain Rex]

View attachment 49566 Lol.

but that guy just asked her out on a date, didn't force her to do anything, only said crazy and they are talking about police.
srsly?

 

[sunchyme1]

Logged in only to agree with @DBW, as always. This guy and @FredTheDutchman are the best on HairLossTalk Impact nowadays.

@Dante, your clothes suck a lot.

No one, even Jon Kortahareena or O'Pry, is able to step up to a pussy closer than one meter with this shorts in wardrobe.

I suggest you to overcome your anxiety and visit any UNIQLO store. They have cheap, plain and OK quality clothes. They do not have f*****g sales men who approach you as well. Of course, you wouldn't become a Lachowski after you will renew your wardrobe BUT you will look like a human.


I am not speaking about quotation of bullying tho, I think it was real.

Also I do not know anything about your teeth or nose, but from what I saw your jawline is fine.

i dont believe my eyes

cope4life turning on dante? it cant be true

dante ignore these fuckers, i think your shorts are sexy as f*** man

 

[CopeForLife]

i dont believe my eyes

cope4life turning on dante? it cant be true

dante ignore these fuckers, i think your shorts are sexy as f*** man

I never bluepilled dante.

 

[sunchyme1]

I never bluepilled dante.

dante cant be bluepilled

i love dante

srs