Memoirs Of A Landwhale. Blah Blah Blah

[sunchyme1]

As you would like my acne-scarred face, my dead fish eyes, my crooked teeth or my healthy framecel physique, no doubt.

 

[pjhair]

I know I also think pics make me appear better. I trust U

I don't believe you. Let's do video chat for confirmation.

 

[hairblues]

I find you pretty.

ah okay, you mean he trusts your opinion.

 

[EvilLocks]

No... me I flirt with everybody same as here LoL (not the case at all)

You should watch some Miranda Kerr interviews - now THAT is what I call a flirt! Also helps that she's drop dead gorgeous lol. I'm what you'd call an anti-flirt nowadays.

 

[hairblues]

Actually, @David_MPN told me no girl on the impact section was not nice/pretty.
That 's why I think our hair loss result from a conspiracy against us for being too pretty. Vaudoo sh*t.

I think they see the woman section is a ghost town and don't assume that they can post on mens section or that mens section applies to them.

 

[hairblues]

Though you are willing to have a relationship (not really my case)... you should be more confident, you are gorgeous and funny + interesting (but I am not going to derail this thread on how sexy we Stacies are, am I?)

i just joined 3 dating apps yesterday..

match
tinder
pof

Match--is a death zone, ghost town
POF is really good
Tinder is freaking awesome--it matches me with a lot of people who do similar to me..interests, education, age, location. this i like because i find it hard in past to get similar backgrounds.

Im still tentative about dating right now but this was great confidence booster.

I would suggest men try Match because as a woman it sucks! maybe its good reverse.

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

H-hey girls, I'm a short, pale, acne ridden, framecel guy and to top it off I'm balding! I also live in Italy the worst country in the world, girls here are superficial b****s and only want Chads.

C-can you guys please tell me how pretty and special I am??

And btw if you dare to question anything I say or even worse call me hot you're a lying b**ch.

xoxo @Dante92 <3

 

[EvilLocks]

you should be more confident

Yes, that must be it

I'm willing to have a relationship yes, but it becomes a little hard when I spend 65% of my time at home, 30% at work and 5% outside of the house Also shuts down anyone who tries to flirt with me xD

 

[hairblues]

To be honest, I discovered the women section only recently.
I feel closer to men sometimes... it's weird

I like men...i never was a 'man-hating' feminist..i was a feminist that i just wanted things available to me that were traditionally male. which now that is going on.

i like a lot of things that were traditionally male 'hobbies' growing up.
i was told once in college not to join a class i wanted because i was a woman--by the head of department.
that to me was some bull sh*t.

Now i doubt that happens.

 

[EvilLocks]

Interesting... @EvilLocks how are you on dating apps?

I have never really tried one. I made a profile on a Norwegian dating app a couple of years ago just for fun, but I didn't reply to anyone who messaged me.

 

[hairblues]

I have never really tried one. I made a profile on a Norwegian dating app a couple of years ago just for fun, but I didn't reply to anyone who messaged me.

maybe if you are home a lot try Tinder because if someone strikes you as good looking and interesting it might inspire you to go meet them. As opposed to making yourself go out with friends to a club or cafe when you don't feel like it.

 

[hairblues]

I have more male friends (also homo for some) than females and I like video games, Star Wars... But I am also very feminine and love Japan culture, kawai stuff, cats...

I have a good mix of both male and female friends. Some for like 25 years. Solid.

 

[hairblues]

But are you supposed to go meet them right away? I kind of like when things go slow, you have a correspondence, etc.

BTW we totally took control of the thread with our shitty girly stuff

No, she can put it to her own pace.
I'm sure most men will go along with it unless they meet someone.

 

[EvilLocks]

maybe if you are home a lot try Tinder because if someone strikes you as good looking and interesting it might inspire you to go meet them. As opposed to making yourself go out with friends to a club or cafe when you don't feel like it.

Club is a no-go for me. I feel out of place in that setting, with the large crowds and loud music. I can't believe I used to go clubbing every weekend when I was like 18-20, can't believe how easy everything was back then.
Anyway, I'll think of it. Going on a few dates can't hurt, unless they have a problem with my hair piece. If so my hair piece has a problem with THEM!

 

[EvilLocks]

Wow... me I have only 2 real real friends, others are from the fachosphere, bikers and homo. Circles I like to hang with.

I have 4 friends

 

[hairblues]

Wow... me I have only 2 real real friends, others are from the fachosphere, bikers and homo. Circles I like to hang with.

two real friends is actually better then 10 good time friends.

 

[hairblues]

Okay... because from where I stand it seems like : "Hey b**ch, you wanna grab coffee?" "hum... not sure, what about you tell me what you favourite animal is first"... "Okay. let's contact the other b**ch"

that can happen for sure.

 

[hairblues]

Same here You also are afraid of dying in public if I remember correctly. Just like me. Some kind of anxiety

I don't think they will.

God i went clubbing from 14 to about 34 on regular basis.

I did have panic attacks sometimes..

i had a bad one in a famous club (at the time) the Red Zone LOL Drag queens were feeding me bananas in the bathroom because they thought i had low potassium.

 

[EvilLocks]

Same here You also are afraid of dying in public if I remember correctly. Just like me. Some kind of anxiety

Yes I have generalised anxiety disorder, which means I'm afraid of basically everything haha. Fun life.

 

[hairblues]

Yes I have generalised anxiety disorder, which means I'm afraid of basically everything haha. Fun life.

i had/have that...it was horrible when i was a senior in HS. I had no idea what the hell it was because no one 'had' it at that time. i mean they did but no one identified it...so i literally thought i was dying all the time.

It got better in college because by then got into therapy.