Rooney Young (this 7 Word Title sh*t Is Ridiculous)

Rudiger

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I was watching Manchester United playing football on TV, and noticed Rooney's hair game actually looks good for once. It looks like a fairly buzzed NW2, but dense as f***.

I thought "That looks good for a guy who's probably looked like he's been bald since 14" and actually googled it and 14 is an understatement.

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I can't even wrap my mind around this.
 

GornMyson

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I don't know if MOTD showed a different hightlight reel to MOTD 2 but for his 250 goal montage at the end of the show. Only one goal showed balding Rooney, the bicycle kick against city and even that was from a different angle to not show his balding head. I can't imagine there was any malice in that with Murphy and Shearer being baldcels but i found that interesting.
 

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He's escaping his baldcel destiny the scouse bastard.
 

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I don't know if MOTD showed a different hightlight reel to MOTD 2 but for his 250 goal montage at the end of the show. Only one goal showed balding Rooney, the bicycle kick against city and even that was from a different angle to not show his balding head. I can't imagine there was any malice in that with Murphy and Shearer being baldcels but i found that interesting.



Is that you in your avitar ?
 

Rudiger

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I don't know if MOTD showed a different hightlight reel to MOTD 2 but for his 250 goal montage at the end of the show. Only one goal showed balding Rooney, the bicycle kick against city and even that was from a different angle to not show his balding head. I can't imagine there was any malice in that with Murphy and Shearer being baldcels but i found that interesting.

I didn't see it, just sat through the first half of the game itself.

But yeah, I like what you're alluding to, which a lot of people on here would say is concrete evidence. Maybe there's something to it, I doubt Murphy and Shearer would have any impact though.

Is that you in your avitar ?

It's Will Gompertz, not everyone has the bravery to post their actual face on here, never mind as an avatar, you are quite a man BH.
 

Calchas

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Rooney uses tons of concealer and has already done 2 transplants.
He's actually a diffused NW6 if you pay more attention.
Wayne-Rooney.jpg
 

Baldhurts

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I didn't see it, just sat through the first half of the game itself.

But yeah, I like what you're alluding to, which a lot of people on here would say is concrete evidence. Maybe there's something to it, I doubt Murphy and Shearer would have any impact though.



It's Will Gompertz, not everyone has the bravery to post their actual face on here, never mind as an avatar, you are quite a man BH.

Doesn't bother me
 

Rudiger

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Doesn't bother me

I don't think you realise how interesting this is to me, and probably a lot of people on here. You don't mind everyone you know finding out you post on here? Even future lovers, children, etc.
 

Baldhurts

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I don't think you realise how interesting this is to me, and probably a lot of people on here. You don't mind everyone you know finding out you post on here? Even future lovers, children, etc.

Just LOL.

I don't have to worry about those kind of things. You know why.
 

Baldhurts

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Well, I know I can, sorry to be a cocky f*** here but I'm fine.

I don't get why you think you're hopeless though, I could go on but I've complimented you enough before and I don't want to sound like a f**.


I don't want or need that. I have my own beliefs on how things are going to play out from here and I'm good with it. I hope you do make it and every single person on this board.
 

Rudiger

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I don't want or need that. I have my own beliefs on how things are going to play out from here and I'm good with it. I hope you do make it and every single person on this board.

Can we get an annual vote thing where BH can win "Nicest Guy Here" award?

You are a very content and humble guy, and I think "every single person" here wishes you the same.
 

Baldhurts

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You have to be trolling, you look like a model, if that's actually you in your avatar.


In on secret trolling scheme by HairLossTalk.com members to make me feel good about myself to go and approach womenz
 
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