Posted[/b]: Mon Feb 23, 2019 10:42 am] CollegeChemistryDropout]
I turn 40 in a year, I am going to try and put some filler on my face to smooth out wrinkles. I want to be able to make up for the time I missed in my late 20's.
Now that HM has failed to work, I will keep on wearing my piece.
I had Laser Hair Removal, but most people in their late 20's have some body hair, so I am going to get some hair transplanted onto my chest. 30 year old women will only sleep with you if you have some hairs on your chest.
I have also bought a rack, girls will only want you for money if you are less than 6' 2" tall.
I will dye my body hair black and soon I will be able to hang out with 28-30 y/o's at the bar. I wasted my 20's chasing after teenage girls, but I have learned now.