Small penis vs being bald? Which would you rather have?

[Rudiger]

Yep Joan, when I said I don't talk about women in bed, I do sometimes, but not even to shame or ridicule, but if there's a serious issue. Being poor in bed would be that issue, sex is important, if she's not trying or doesn't seem interested, or is selfish, that's a bad sign of things to come, and I do talk to the same few close friends about that. I also don't really blame others if they just want to talk about it, women or men, with close friends, just because it's a part of life and people can talk about it.

I don't know why people talk about it in large groups, but as a guy, this is really prevalent with men. Especially in more "macho" scenarios, football training, pubs, "lads weekends", it all comes out, now obviously I don't know what women are like in groups with just women, but the impression I get is that a woman talking about it in large groups would just be seen as lacking class. I mean, I don't know for sure, probably at the time they'll all find it funny and spur on the girl who's talking about it, but I've known girls who talked about such situations and afterwards definitely felt sorry for whatever guy was being made fun of.

Maybe women would get away with talking about a guy "anonymously" but if they all know the guy and she's shaming him, I actually do think some of the women will just think she's being a b**ch and will have sympathy. I'm not sure how many guys feel that sympathy when it comes to guys slagging off women, but I guess it can be hard to tell when everyone appears to be in that group mentality.

I had a female best friend. Well, she's still my friend, but she pretty much disappeared since she got her kid. We still talk every now and then.

And man, this girl is as honest as they make it. She was the first one to tell me, when I was talking about an infidelity, full of guilt:

"You don't have to give a sh*t, you don't owe any girl anything, I'll teach you to become heartless, that will do you good in the long run!"

Only a girl can teach you to become 'heartless'. She was right by the way. That doesn't mean you need to be an a**h**. She isn't one.

And I'm not one. But caring too much about others won't do you good. I always wanted to help everyone in the past, to be what they call a 'captain save a hoe'.

To be good, at all times, a model of integrity. I'm serious. What did I get out of it? Well, I was treated like crap by the girls (and the guys) of course.

Since I've been thinking about myself first and foremost, I'm happier, and everyone around me is happier.

So yeah, one of FredtheBelgian's biggest real-life inspirations in life: a woman. And she isn't the only one.

Well, technically you've proven me wrong here on how I said you must not know any women, but also this girl is totally different to 99% of girls anyway, so that kinda defeats the purpose of getting to know what actual women are like.

 

[Agustin Araujo]

A thread related to the Penis. Here is a study about which countries have the biggest ones:

http://www.bodyrock.tv/life/new-study-shows-country-biggest-penises-world/

I'm fine with mine. I wouldn't give up any penis size for better hair, but that's me personally.

 

[CaptainForehead]

A thread related to the Penis. Here is a study about which countries have the biggest ones:

http://www.bodyrock.tv/life/new-study-shows-country-biggest-penises-world/

I'm fine with mine. I wouldn't give up any penis size for better hair, but that's me personally.

I call BS on that "study". There have been a few blog posts on why this was complete junk.
One has to be extremely careful on reported studies. Almost always, these studies have gigantic holes -- disclosed in the studies, but omitted from the reporting articles.

 

[Jimbo5]

So North Koreans are the smallest ... lol

No surprise to see Congo checking in at #1

Pretty impressive showing by South America, eh

 

[Exodus2011]

I call BS on that "study". There have been a few blog posts on why this was complete junk.
One has to be extremely careful on reported studies. Almost always, these studies have gigantic holes -- disclosed in the studies, but omitted from the reporting articles.

yep. journalists always report the most sensationalist studies, not necessarily the best ones.

a big problem with a lot of penis size studies is the men self-report their dick sizes. lol obviously there's gonna be a lot of liars

 

[Rudiger]

Well there's a lot of articles like that, I think others have posted some that have a real breakdown of lists. But I did find the part about extra large condoms interesting, yeah it makes sense only 6% of guys need them. I'm at 7.5 inches or a bit more, 5.25 girth, technically I should be in that XL bracket (on length, at least) but no, those things are massive, you probably need to be a strong 8 inches at least for them to fit in any way decently.

Well at least the few times I've tried them they were massive, like a ****ing shopping bag.

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CaptainForehead would you mind posting the debunking of that article? Because I've seen the exact same information posted on multiple other sites so it's not like that study isn't being taken seriously.

Also I've seen that Irish guys are apparently one of the lowest averages, I think it was close to 5. I mean it's a bit **** for my national pride but on the other hand at least it means I'm way ahead of local competition.

Though it did hurt that the UK were closer to 6 inches, considering they should be of similar genetic make-up.

Damn, this is how Ireland is perceived.

 

[Exodus2011]

Well there's a lot of articles like that, I think others have posted some that have a real breakdown of lists. But I did find the part about extra large condoms interesting, yeah it makes sense only 6% of guys need them. I'm at 7.5 inches or a bit more, 5.25 girth, technically I should be in that XL bracket (on length, at least) but no, those things are massive, you probably need to be a strong 8 inches at least for them to fit in any way decently.

Well at least the few times I've tried them they were massive, like a ****ing shopping bag.

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CaptainForehead would you mind posting the debunking of that article? Because I've seen the exact same information posted on multiple other sites so it's not like that study isn't being taken seriously.

Also I've seen that Irish guys are apparently one of the lowest averages, I think it was close to 5. I mean it's a bit **** for my national pride but on the other hand at least it means I'm way ahead of local competition.

Though it did hurt that the UK were closer to 6 inches, considering they should be of similar genetic make-up.

Damn, this is how Ireland is perceived.

everyone here has an above average wang. support for baldness = more manly and more testosterone? xD

just kidding btw lol

 

[Rudiger]

Well I made a post much earlier about whether 5.5 or whatever is actually a correct average, because just from personal experience of talking to girls about previous partners, or talking to male friends (I'm a good judge of lying, and I have to go on my instinct they were being honest) that 6 or below actually seems to be on the small side, not average. And you're right, every single person to reveal their size in this thread goes along with this same experience I've had in life. So, is 5.5-6 inches actually average?

Let's also take into consideration what getting an "average" size actually means, so for every 8 inch penis, no matter how rare at 1-5 guys in a hundred, you need a 2 inch penis to balance out the average around 5, but 2 inchers are probably even more rare. 4 inchers are probably way more rare than 7 inches, etc.

But really the amount of close female friends who have slept with some incredibly hung guys is alarming, like 9-10 inches, length of the elbow to the wrist stuff. I just don't know if buy these studies, I mean I really want to, because they would imply I'm a rare hung guy, but I think I'm closer to average than they suggest.

 

[CaptainForehead]

everyone here has an above average wang. support for baldness = more manly and more testosterone? xD

just kidding btw lol

I'm with you Exodus, barely average. :freak:

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CaptainForehead would you mind posting the debunking of that article? Because I've seen the exact same information posted on multiple other sites so it's not like that study isn't being taken seriously.

I'll try to see if I can dig it up.

 

[Rudiger]

Oops, I didn't realise questioning whether the average is actually bigger than that wouldn't help guys who are average by that standard.

On the other hand, the thing that makes me think it is average is that women genuinely seem content with 5-6inches, depending on how it's used (same as any size bigger as well, even size queens don't care if a massive wang is totally useless). So I dunno, maybe my anecdotal experiences would of course draw out guys with bigger penises to talk about their size, and the average or smaller guys would shy away from the topic.

 

[Exodus2011]

Oops, I didn't realise questioning whether the average is actually bigger than that wouldn't help guys who are average by that standard.

On the other hand, the thing that makes me think it is average is that women genuinely seem content with 5-6inches, depending on how it's used (same as any size bigger as well, even size queens don't care if a massive wang is totally useless). So I dunno, maybe my anecdotal experiences would of course draw out guys with bigger penises to talk about their size, and the average or smaller guys would shy away from the topic.

good point there. and i do think you are putting too much weight into anecdotes. i mean, are these girls measuring the penises before sex? haha. the angle, lighting, etc, can all affect how big it is. eyeballing can only get you so far.

another factor i would mention is if the stereotypes are true about asians being smaller, that could lower the world average. and i'm not gonna lie, all the dicks are small in japanese p**rn 0_0

i see you are in ireland so you are getting a sample of only whites probably.

 

[Rudiger]

I mentioned earlier (it was an edited post you may not have seen) that Irish guys are on the smaller side of the average scale, but anyway.

Actually you mentioned something I forgot about- females exaggerating penis size, I've heard before that a girl thought I had at least a 9 inch penis, maybe 10, which is way off really. But if you think about it, that's a gigantic difference in the penis size world as we're use to evaluating our own size and watching p**rn or whatever, but for a girl who obviously isn't literally living with one, but maybe has had a few boyfriends or whatever, she'll have a very hard time gauging the difference of an inch or two. It's like, if someone gave us a subway, would we be able to guess straight away the exact size of it? We could easily be an inch or two wrong, it wouldn't be as obvious as you'd think.

So either they have no perception on measuring, as in maybe they were with a smaller guy before and a bigger one seems massive, or, some girls like exaggerating to make other girls jealous, but either way I guess girls past experiences aren't actually reliable.

In conclusion, I don't know if I'll ever truly trust any article or first-hand account of generally how big penises actually are on average. But yeah I put my emphasis on anecdotes because I don't trust articles like the one above, which CaptainForehead says has been debunked, and that doesn't surprise me.

And that's a good point on how Asian's are possibly bringing the worldwide average way down, but the country-by-country dilemma is still there.

 

[Joan]

Oops, I didn't realise questioning whether the average is actually bigger than that wouldn't help guys who are average by that standard.

On the other hand, the thing that makes me think it is average is that women genuinely seem content with 5-6inches, depending on how it's used (same as any size bigger as well, even size queens don't care if a massive wang is totally useless). So I dunno, maybe my anecdotal experiences would of course draw out guys with bigger penises to talk about their size, and the average or smaller guys would shy away from the topic.

Abu Hairy is right, though, about "reaching places". That being said, I do agree average sizes will please women, but it all depends on the woman's preference just how much.

 

[jksl]

Warning, NSFW:

http://genitalsize.com/penises/

Go there and it shows pics of genitals uploaded by users from around the world (I can't believe I'm posting this).

There is also a subsection for vaginas and breasts. Some of the women who upload pics provide measurement/info such as depth of vagina which i thought was interesting.

You will see that the stereotypes are somewhat true, but also that there are exceptions as well.

 

[nameless]

Abu Hairy is right, though, about "reaching places". That being said, I do agree average sizes will please women, but it all depends on the woman's preference just how much.

If women aren't happy because their men's penis is too small they should just use cucumbers on themselves after the sex is done.

Now can we get back to hair? Hair is what matters in the real world. As long as you have at least 5 inches you will be fine
but if you don't have hair she aint gonna give you the time of day unless she's already with you for some time.

 

[DannyBoyy]

This thread though lol, it just seems so...silly.

 

[Rudiger]

You guys are right, it is silly on a hair loss forum, but anyone who stuck around long enough was going to inevitably start talking about their own dong size.

 

[nameless]

That's because they're on a date with you! That's a warning from her right there, "don't **** me about or I will cheat on you". What kind of idiot brings up the topic of cheating on a date?

Be honest, you've never had any close female friends, the only experiences you have are from females playing the "dating game", very often not being completely honest because it is indeed a game, from both sides.



This hashtags been awful and has gotten way out of hand, of course women like this exist, somewhere. Of course we know most of these aren't seriously played out, but it is awful indeed that women are doing this for other women to get a laugh out of, so yeah, it represents a very bad attitude out there.

Women are getting worse and worse and worse. That they even joke like this is bad because it spreads disdain and disrespect for men. And you might think
that if you get your hair back you'll teach these b!tches a lesson by sleeping with them for one night and then dumping them but that is so 30 years ago. Today's woman
doesn't mind being used for one night of sex as long as she's attracted to the guy. As a matter of fact, today's woman is using attractive men for one-nighters and not
even looking back.

 

[Exodus2011]

there's legit studies where other people measure the penis, now those i do trust. but even considering the possible inflation of self reported penis statistics, thats a good sign it still ends up being 5-6 inches being average.

 

[nameless]

It dont matter WHO does it its wrong to diss people and go tell a group about it, that crap can honestly scar people it should be left in the bedroom.

Especially considering that it's a lot easier for women to be good in bed since all she has to do to be at least OK in bed is lay there, move a little bit, and not smell too bad.