Anyway,to answer the OPs question of whether the clubbing scene is out of options....no it isn't,however there are a list of things baldies should never do in a club:
1-Don't dance,the light wil only reflect off you're bonce and blind the other dancers
2-NEVER ask a girl out,they will only say no anyway,so save yourself some needless abuse.
3-NEVER go out with with other baldies,it will look like a bouncers convention.
4-If a girl asks whether she can feel you're head,tell her to f**k-off,she will only say something offensive about it.
5-Don't stand to close to a group of lads who have hair,they will only make one feel inferior.
The best thing to do if a baldie is going to frequent a nightclub,is too sit in the deepest,darkest corner,and observe the rest of the mutants.
1-Don't dance,the light wil only reflect off you're bonce and blind the other dancers
2-NEVER ask a girl out,they will only say no anyway,so save yourself some needless abuse.
3-NEVER go out with with other baldies,it will look like a bouncers convention.
4-If a girl asks whether she can feel you're head,tell her to f**k-off,she will only say something offensive about it.
5-Don't stand to close to a group of lads who have hair,they will only make one feel inferior.
The best thing to do if a baldie is going to frequent a nightclub,is too sit in the deepest,darkest corner,and observe the rest of the mutants.
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seb said:
agree with all of that. clubbing is not for the unlucky ones. bald guys dont belong there.
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seb said:
but unlike you i dont think life is over. clubs are stupid anyway and are complete waste of money. you can still get a woman you like in your regular life.
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