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Caillou

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How to not be a doormat bald guy with a submediocre woman:
1. Be a 1.90m roided, tattooed spartan warrior.
2. Be rich/high status so the women wont care you're an ugly dog.
4000 euros and go to cinik in Turkey and get your hair back or get a hair system

I live in a shithole like you, but even then saving up 4000 euros is doable in like 3 years if you have a good job

It's time to stop being an ugly dog
 

Ljpviper

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Dude your the biggest dumb Fu__ on this forum. Why do brag about dates. Go have fun and stop posting. Its just embarrassing, most people here are to learn about hairloss treatments, etc. Guess what in the 90s when I was in my 2Os, no tinder or online dating I would meet girls in the clubs and approach them like a normal human being. You seem like a joke posting about your dates everyday. Are you trying to make other members feel bad cause they cannot get dates, just odd.
 

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4000 euros and go to cinik in Turkey and get your hair back or get a hair system

I live in a shithole like you, but even then saving up 4000 euros is doable in like 3 years if you have a good job

It's time to stop being an ugly dog
What country are you from?
 

whatintheworld

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How to not be a doormat bald guy with a submediocre woman:
1. Be a 1.90m roided, tattooed spartan warrior.
2. Be rich/high status so the women wont care you're an ugly dog.
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Caillou

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Very rich history.The beginning of civilization.
Thanks, but nowadays it's a shithole due to fascist military rule

I'm kinda comfortable here though because living with family and friends is priceless and that's something not even a first world country could offer me
 

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I personally think the Rock isn't that attractive. He looks cool af, but he virtually doesn't have a drop of beauty whatsoever. He lives up to his name, looks like an actual rock with human features on it
He has a great smile, his jaw is massive, and he's got prominent temporal lines which is what you want to frame your head with when you don't have hair.
 

Caillou

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He has a great smile, his jaw is massive, and he's got prominent temporal lines which is what you want to frame your head with when you don't have hair.
He looks cool but not "beautiful" if you get what I'm saying. You need a blend of masculine and feminine traits to look beautiful and he just looks too hard and too masculine to fit that criteria
 

justinbieberscombover

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He looks cool but not "beautiful" if you get what I'm saying. You need a blend of masculine and feminine traits to look beautiful and he just looks too hard and too masculine to fit that criteria
Of course as a straight dude you seek clues of feminine beauty while The Rock is as masculine as it gets.
 

justinbieberscombover

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Yeah calling The Rock beautiful would be weird but he has a beautiful smile. So maybe he looks beautiful when he smiles? Makes sense
 

whatintheworld

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If you guys haven't seen this link it's pretty funny lol, each guy goes down like 2 points in the after picture:


Gylenhall at Norwood 6 looks like that character from grand theft auto:

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Caillou

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Paul Rudd is lucky he has great hair, never receded or thinned and in his 50s.
He has high hairline and is NW2, still incredible hair for his age though

My grandfather and uncles mog hard though, literally in their 60's with no forehead whatsoever and ultra thick hair
 

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Tbh I feel like bald men are more suited to the bull role due to their naturally primitive, aggressive and masculine look. Hair, despite looking good, still makes you more feminine looking. Maybe the purpose of baldness is to f*** the wives of fullheads, @Butterbean Head is doing a great job at it

How do I become a bald bull and f*** people's wives?
Stick with being a shaved lamb................
 
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