Something a lady I work with said today..

Exodus2011

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HaHA. Sometimes you say the funniest ****. I mean that as a compliment. A coworker just looked over as I laughed at your comment.
lol well really its depressing but i guess at least there seems to be a niche for black girls, as long as they're fine. i see a fair amount of white guy on black girl p**rn.

i mean i don't meann offense, i'm bottom of the barrel category for guys, bald and unmanly.
 

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muffins like, muffin top ? :eek:

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i'm bottom of the barrel category for guys, bald and unmanly.

Facially, you are masculine.

Bottom of the barrel men category is feminine features, bald and fat.

Yes, they exist.
 

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Facially, you are masculine.

Bottom of the barrel men category is feminine features, bald and fat.

Yes, they exist.
thanks but i disagree based on how people have always bullied me (which suggests i look like a pussy). i was also called gay often, for the same reason i think.
 

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thanks but i disagree based on how people have always bullied me (which suggests i look like a pussy). i was also called gay often, for the same reason i think.

School is different, you were bullied probably because you were an easy target, size wise.
 

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thanks but i disagree based on how people have always bullied me (which suggests i look like a pussy). i was also called gay often, for the same reason i think.

You should have used that **** to your advantage. I don't know about you guys but when I went to school the gay guys got access to all the hotties. Even got invited to some sleepovers. You should have played along and said you were gay. At least one or two hotties would have tried to convert you. They would have taken advantage of you against your will.
 

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You should have used that **** to your advantage. I don't know about you guys but when I went to school the gay guys got access to all the hotties. Even got invited to some sleepovers. You should have played along and said you were gay. At least one or two hotties would have tried to convert you. They would have taken advantage of you against your will.
I once had a friend who pretended to be gay for this very reason.
But it backfired.
One night he ended up at a party full gay men. Not a woman in sight.

He passed out on the couch and when he woke up the next morning some 60 year old gay man was blowing him.
My friend let him finish and then got out of there as quick as he could.
 

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You should have used that **** to your advantage. I don't know about you guys but when I went to school the gay guys got access to all the hotties. Even got invited to some sleepovers. You should have played along and said you were gay. At least one or two hotties would have tried to convert you. They would have taken advantage of you against your will.
if only this would happen outside my p**rn :/

and you are probably right cap. size and height. i swear i never feel scared around shorter guys lol. all i have to do is reach my hand out and they won't be able to hit me.
 

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He passed out on the couch and when he woke up the next morning some 60 year old gay man was blowing him.
My friend let him finish and then got out of there as quick as he could.

The old "I passed out and don't remember what happened" excuse. At least your friend ended up getting a blow job out of the deal.

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True story.

I thought you were young. Didn't know you were in your 60's.
 

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Being a man is way, way harder than being a female, especially these days.

Not in much/most of the world.

And it's "way, way" harder to be a man in the west? I don't think so.

Out of curiosity, do you wish you were born a woman, for how much easier it would have made your life?
 

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He passed out on the couch and when he woke up the next morning some 60 year old gay man was blowing him.
My friend let him finish and then got out of there as quick as he could.

Your friend was either in denial or exorbitantly charitable. Haha some might even holler age discrimination by both parties.

HEADline that evening read something like this: A Sneaky Senior Plays to Win with Mercy Card Approach.

Blackg, had Mr. Igor Opportunity been his peer perhaps your gracious and gratified friend would have gotten off and out of there sooner?
 

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Your friend was either in denial or exorbitantly charitable. Haha some might even holler age discrimination by both parties.

HEADline that evening read something like this: A Sneaky Senior Plays to Win with Mercy Card Approach.

Blackg, had Mr. Igor Opportunity been his peer perhaps your gracious and gratified friend would have gotten off and out of there sooner?
"A Sneaky Senior Plays to Win with Mercy Card Approach."
Loved the headline! HEADline.
 

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Ya i also would have thought more women committed suicide, I know a few personally that did, no men though. On that note does anyone know of any known suicides because of hairloss? I read somewhere thats why Heath Ledger killed himself with drugs.

I think hairloss can really **** with some peoples mind. This might sound odd but yesterday I saw this show the other day about the mcdonalds massacre shooting in california that happened in 1984 hwere the guy killed 20 people. And surpries surprise hes bald

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Ysidro_McDonald's_massacre

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Ya i also would have thought more women committed suicide, I know a few personally that did, no men though. On that note does anyone know of any known suicides because of hairloss? I read somewhere thats why Heath Ledger killed himself with drugs.

I think hairloss can really **** with some peoples mind. This might sound odd but yesterday I saw this show the other day about the mcdonalds massacre shooting in california that happened in 1984 hwere the guy killed 20 people. And surpries surprise hes bald

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Ysidro_McDonald's_massacre

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also would have thought more women committed suicide, I know a few personally that did, no men though. On that note does anyone know of any known suicides because of hairloss? I read somewhere thats why Heath Ledger killed himself with drugs.

I think hairloss can really **** with some peoples mind. This might sound odd but yesterday I saw this show the other day about the mcdonalds massacre shooting in california that happened in 1984 hwere the guy killed 20 people. And surpries surprise hes bald

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Ysidro_McDonald's_massacre
 

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I wouldn't surprise me, Daplo. I've told this story but I'll tell it once again. When I was really starting to lose my hair badly, I went to a prominent hair transplant surgeon around where I live. I didn't want an hair transplant, but I wanted to inquire about PRP. And as we were talking, and while he was showing me results, he mentioned how women would fly in from all over the world to see him about PRP, many of whom were even suicidal about their hair loss.

But I'll concede that this mass murderer probably had deep psychological issues that caused him to do something this heinous.
 
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