Notcoolanymore
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Sunchyme1 For New Moderator Vote - Yes Or No
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Awesome!cheers guys!!!
ok first things first, if im elected im getting rid of wolfpack....i like the guy, but we cant have no handsome fullhead dating hot 19 year old chicks running a hairloss website. f*** THAT!
im gonna replace him with dante. i want him running the show.
secondly, im getting rid of roberto. partly because hes italian, but mostly just for the fun of it
thirdly, im gonna get xander laid. not sure how yet. but its f*****g happening. or else i fear we will all see him on the 6pm news blowing up some club full of pretty boy fullheads and stacies. if worst comes to worst, ill just sleep with him myself
fourth, im gonna set up some kind of fundraising for us lot to go away on holiday every year. ill pretend its for some bullshit hair loss conference in japan or something like hellousers doing, but actually it will be for us lot to go away somewhere where no one knows us and go f*****g NUTS for 2 weeks. no wigs, no hair concealers, no f*****g rogaine or any other drugs (hair loss drugs).
well go somewhere random each year and party like f*****g animals. let our hair down
fifth, im gonna fly to italy, meet up with dante, and kidnap brotzu, or whatever the f*** his name is, and torture that motherfucker till he gives us the f*****g lotion he promised us last year. no more bullshit, no more red tape, no more f*****g clinical trials blah blah blah. no, f*** that. we have had enough. we want this sh*t NOW. and i will get it for us
and this kind of proactive leadership wont stop there. no. this is how i will deal with all these fuckers. no more nicey nicey emails to companies asking politely about their product. only for them to come back to us with some bullshit about how everything is going well and we hope to be out for late next year sometime or whatever. im gonna threaten these motherfuckers with such unbearable torture that they will tell us THE f*****g TRUTH.
we wana know how long we have to keep eating these f*****g dick killing pills and rubbing on some cocaine looking powder bought from some chinese basement dweller just to keep our f*****g pathetic nw4s.
no guys, i will get sh*t done. this is how i roll.
the cure is only '5 years away'. not with me it aint mate. ill make us all full heads again in 5 f*****g months
Can you also build a wall to keep the chads out?
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ill do more than that mate
you tell me who you want fucked over and ill do it. ill find out where they live and sprinkle crushed finasteride tablets in everything they and eat and drink for months on end to kill their dick.
the ladies will come running back to us soon enough
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cheers guys!!!
ok first things first, if im elected im getting rid of wolfpack....i like the guy, but we cant have no handsome fullhead dating hot 19 year old chicks running a hairloss website. f*** THAT!
im gonna replace him with dante. i want him running the show.
secondly, im getting rid of roberto. partly because hes italian, but mostly just for the fun of it
thirdly, im gonna get xander laid. not sure how yet. but its f*****g happening. or else i fear we will all see him on the 6pm news blowing up some club full of pretty boy fullheads and stacies. if worst comes to worst, ill just sleep with him myself
fourth, im gonna set up some kind of fundraising for us lot to go away on holiday every year. ill pretend its for some bullshit hair loss conference in japan or something like hellousers doing, but actually it will be for us lot to go away somewhere where no one knows us and go f*****g NUTS for 2 weeks. no wigs, no hair concealers, no f*****g rogaine or any other drugs (hair loss drugs
well go somewhere random each year and party like f*****g animals. let our hair down
fifth, im gonna fly to italy, meet up with dante, and kidnap brotzu, or whatever the f*** his name is, and torture that motherfucker till he gives us the f*****g lotion he promised us last year. no more bullshit, no more red tape, no more f*****g clinical trials blah blah blah. no, f*** that. we have had enough. we want this sh*t NOW. and i will get it for us
and this kind of proactive leadership wont stop there. no. this is how i will deal with all these fuckers. no more nicey nicey emails to companies asking politely about their product. only for them to come back to us with some bullshit about how everything is going well and we hope to be out for late next year sometime or whatever. im gonna threaten these motherfuckers with such unbearable torture that they will tell us THE f*****g TRUTH.
we wana know how long we have to keep eating these f*****g dick killing pills and rubbing on some cocaine looking powder bought from some chinese basement dweller just to keep our f*****g pathetic nw4s.
no guys, i will get sh*t done. this is how i roll.
the cure is only '5 years away'. not with me it aint mate. ill make us all full heads again in 5 f*****g months
*5 more years! 5 more years!*
blackg
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And make the damn chads pay for it.
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You got my vote you crazy bastard.
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Kinda disappointed only a few people got this joke. Thanks black and wolf.
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ill do more than that mate
you tell me who you want fucked over and ill do it. ill find out where they live and sprinkle crushed finasteride tablets in everything they and eat and drink for months on end to kill their dick.
the ladies will come running back to us soon enough
Well, that's ONE way to get rid of our competition! Especially the dreaded "FULL HEADS".
We can just KILL down the line, until we go down to Norwood ones, then twos.
But it's VERY IMPORTANT to stop at NORWOOD THREE (For reasons I cannot discuss here..).
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right @Roberto_72 voting is closed.
23 yes to 4 nos is pretty f*****g conclusive. the people want me in!
thats what you call a landslide victory my friend
so when i am being promoted? how much am i getting paid?
i want at least double your salary
23 yes to 4 nos is pretty f*****g conclusive. the people want me in!
thats what you call a landslide victory my friend
so when i am being promoted? how much am i getting paid?
i want at least double your salary
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Theresa May could of learnt from your campaign
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You booked your smp yet ?
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no mate lol im gonna do some serious research before even thinking of booking it
but im def considering it. watched sh*t loads of vids online trying to convince myself this is a good idea lol. i have enough hair i think on top to make it look ok.....for a few years at least. by then i can see how the latest tech stuff is doing.
once my hair on top goes too thin, ill just accept it and buzz/shave it. f*** it
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Smp = sunchyme masculine pimp. Do it
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karankaran
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I wanted to vote 'No' but could not. I find you hilarious, sunchyme1 but you are too unstable to be the moderator.
