The Frequent "official" Origin Of My Recent Failures With Women

CaptainForehead

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shave bald now, move to the states and I will marry you. I shall buy you a house in the woods, take you horse back riding everyday, and pleasure you beyond anything you could ever comprehend. Done deal. I am willing to sign a contract. :)

I am tempted to make the same offer, but I'm under @Pasbrillantebrunette's spell.
 

Xander94

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sigh... another reason for """depression""" :((((
Seriously I thought she was on the same position as me but this woman doesn't know what it feels like being alone none of them do.

I was right to lock myself up in my basement no friends no vacation for the last 5 years no going out who of the women of this forum can relate with that?? And ontop of that f*****g balding at age 22
 

CopeForLife

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meanwhile these average and not cherry-picked Moscow chicks are waiting to be swiped by [fake] Xander

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That's a photo of preview of app for batch likes I use
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lol @ not looking like Michael or Tom in 2017
 

Xander94

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meanwhile these average and not cherry-picked Moscow chicks are waiting to be swiped by [fake] Xander

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That's a photo of preview of app for batch likes I use
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lol @ not looking like Michael or Tom in 2017
wtf is that I don't understand
 

CopeForLife

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Peter is a bare minimum tho
 

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CaptainForehead

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meanwhile these average and not cherry-picked Moscow chicks are waiting to be swiped by [fake] Xander

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The f*** is up with Jelena, 23? She looks 35.
 

CaptainForehead

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JohnsonDDG

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meanwhile these average and not cherry-picked Moscow chicks are waiting to be swiped by [fake] Xander

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That's a photo of preview of app for batch likes I use
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lol @ not looking like Michael or Tom in 2017
Peter, Tom, and Michael are good looking lads - it goes to show everyone dates online now.

They are well better looking than me. I guess this explains why I get the average looking women - all the hotties are f*****g these kind of guys.
 
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