The Instant Solution For The Bald Man

Baldingat188

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Black cap + diamond stud earings and your instant alpha. Seriously even try putting this look on an incel and he will look alpha. I was looking at some pictures today and the black cap just adds an element of mysterious halo affect . It also covers up the fact that your bald and makes your face more symmetrical . If you really want to pull off the look get a really well groomed beard + the black cap is just like a combo from heaven. Obviously muscles and tats help as well with this look. This isn't cope or anything because ultimately bald is still bald but I have to say it's a good edge for bald betas to play.
 

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I coined the black cap principles long ago, boyo

Backwards when you feeling good
 

Baldingat188

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I coined the black cap principles long ago, boyo

Backwards while in the club

I know you did but I'm still realizing the power of it. I'd say it adds 2 points of attractiveness to most people ( same as having hair)

Not sure how I feel about it backwards.
 

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stupidest f*****g post of the week. congrats.
 

shookwun

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I guess the hat aint working to your advantage eh.
Wear the hat with pride. Change it up
stupidest f*****g post of the week. congrats.
 

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The instant solution is a black loop with some Swarovskis.
 

buckthorn

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I guess the hat aint working to your advantage eh.
Wear the hat with pride. Change it up

oh, it's working... but it's literally a f*****g physical prison and makes me sick as fuk to HAVE to wear it. Honestly, would rather be in Prison being raped up the *** by former pedophiles... even THAT would be more liberating because I WOULDN'T BE WEARING A FUKING HAT.
 

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oh, it's working... but it's literally a f*****g physical prison and makes me sick as fuk to HAVE to wear it. Honestly, would rather be in Prison being raped up the *** by former pedophiles... even THAT would be more liberating because I WOULDN'T BE WEARING A FUKING HAT.
Bucky, you have been on fire with your posts. You are hilarious. You always brighten up my day even with your colorful posts.
 

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SteveTabernack

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In Europe, only Arab hood rats wear caps.

If you don't belong to that category, you'll look like an absolute weirdo to the general population.

Your best bet is to run skinhead football supporter game. Instant respect from your fellow neo-nazi-looking mates.

Not true.

Loads of people rocking it in Scandinavia and Germany at very least (Yes, fullheads included).
 

SteveTabernack

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Germany?

When I was at Munich, airport I did not see a single person wearing a hat

Nice makeshift hairline cope

Cool, so based on one airport visit you will know.

I live right next to and have family in Germany.

Even all the instagrammers are wearing caps these days boys. It's in style. Don't fight it.
 

LastSamurai

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In Europe, only Arab hood rats wear caps.

If you don't belong to that category, you'll look like an absolute weirdo to the general population.

Your best bet is to run skinhead football supporter game. Instant respect from your fellow neo-nazi-looking mates.

Haha.

Yeah cap's generally are seen as very low class here unless you pull them off with a shirt coat jeans and trainers combo. You have to dress up to wear a cap. A fedora or a nicer hat on the other hand if in good taste could be a much better look.
 

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Cool, so based on one airport visit you will know.

I live right next to and have family in Germany.

Even all the instagrammers are wearing caps these days boys. It's in style. Don't fight it.
No but as a airport hub for euros passing throufg.... it goes to show that most don't wear hats.


It's not obsolete.

Makeshift hairline cope
 

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Why not just stop wearing a hat then?

From the moment I started balding and ignorant fullheads started telling me that I should just buy myself a nice hat collection, I instinctively knew it would be a pathway to hell, probably a hell even deeper than what I had to go through by shaving my head and refusing to wear hats.

I remember it felt weird the fist days and weeks I started shaving my head. People around me didn't necessarily understand, they were wondering why I was doing it while they could see I still had some hair on my head. Some of them thought I was crazy to go for such a drastic change all of a sudden.

But in the end, it was much less painful than continuing to sport my thin bird nest™. The more you delay the inevitable, the more trapped you'll become and the more you'll suffer, especially when you're way past the point of no return (when the combover/bird nest just doesn't work anymore).

because, for someone like myself, NOT wearing a hat would just be a different kind of hell, a different prison. I am just so diffused at this point that the left three inches of my hair line looks like a bad transplant and the right three inches look like normal sickly thin balding... even at a 4 guard it's very noticeable.

It's time to shave. fuk a year ago it was time. it will just keep getting worst and looking weirder.

Last night I ordered an expensive, high quality electric shaver. I have an SMP scheduled for the scar. I am done. I am a kind, hardworking, honest man and I will no longer live in hell. the f*** what everyone thinks.
 

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Bucky, you have been on fire with your posts. You are hilarious. You always brighten up my day even with your colorful posts.

lol... i am glad my anguish is at least supplying humor to some... it REALLY is funny at the end of the day. life is too short. f*** anxiety over hair loss. I hate my hair. hate. don't know why i still have it.
 
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