The Ultimate Revenge On My Roommate

[The Baldy Man]

Sometimes I wish I could chloroform every infuriating clueless fullhead chad with perfect hair who says that it is just hair bro and that I should just shave it and hit the gym like Jason Statham, and then tie them to a chair and laser off their hair in a NW7 pattern and then tell them they should just shave it bro.

 

[hairblues]

Nair and Rogaine don't have same consistency so he would be able to tell.

Put cheese in his mattress or better yet his box spring.

If there is backing on box spring just cut it with Knife and staple it and he won't find it right away.

We can probably come up with better ones

I don't know about f*****g with his hair though.

 

[DoctorHouse]

Just take a photo of his Rogaine and title it someone has a big secret and it's not mine and send it to the same people he sent with your photo he took.

 

[Baldingat188]

Just take a photo of his Rogaine and title it someone has a big secret and it's not mine and send it to the same people he sent with your photo he took.

Agreed... this is more a prank on a similar level. Messing around with his chemicals seems like a little much. He sounds like an a hole. Any chance you could move out?

Exposing him for hairloss would be enough

 

[hairblues]

Agreed... this is more a prank on a similar level. Messing around with his chemicals seems like a little much. He sounds like an a hole. Any chance you could move out?

Exposing him for hairloss would be enough

I was thinking move out too I assumed he can't but if he can he should

You gotta be able to trust roommates even if young and silly should be a line

 

[Rudiger]

Plot twist: That was your rogaine and you forgot it was there.

Double plot twist: Months after the naire prank you forget again and end up in the Alternative Treatment forum for eternity.

 

[swingline747]

Id hate to break it to you but you were the one wearing tighty whities and left your phone unlocked. This is the kind of sh*t me and my friends would do to each other.
Hairblues is right, nair is a cream minoxidil is a liquid. the amount of naire you would need to make hair obviously melt would change the minoxidil completely and if by chance you DID liquefy it enough to make it discreet in the minoxidil it would probably take way to long to do anything and could possibly leave burns on his head from extended use. I think you could find something better to do. Why not just snap a quick shot while hes applying the minoxidil and send that out.

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

If I were you I would take him to a nice resturant get him nice and fucked up. Then take him home to show him your music collection, and when he's least expecting it chop his head off with an axe.

 

[Rudiger]

If I were you I would take him to a nice resturant get him nice and fucked up. Then take him home to show him your music collection, and when he's least expecting it chop his head off with an axe.

When I first saw your username I expected a lot of posts like this, and this is (I think) the first.

 

[Dante92]

If I were you I would take him to a nice resturant get him nice and fucked up. Then take him home to show him your music collection, and when he's least expecting it chop his head off with an axe.

This sounds familiar... but, after all, it's hip to be square.

 

[hairblues]

Id hate to break it to you but you were the one wearing tighty whities and left your phone unlocked. This is the kind of sh*t me and my friends would do to each other.
Hairblues is right, nair is a cream minoxidil is a liquid. the amount of naire you would need to make hair obviously melt would change the minoxidil completely and if by chance you DID liquefy it enough to make it discreet in the minoxidil it would probably take way to long to do anything and could possibly leave burns on his head from extended use. I think you could find something better to do. Why not just snap a quick shot while hes applying the minoxidil and send that out.

Plus one was a prank

What he wants to do is technically a crime.

It's probably considered assault.

 

[EvilLocks]

The other day I fell asleep on my couch in my underwear (ltighty whities- laundry day, cut me a break) with my phone unlocked, and my roommate decided to take a picture and send it to most of my contacts. My roommate has always mocked me for my baldness (nw6), and just today I found his bottle of rogaine hidden in the back of the medicine cabinet. Is it too much if fill half the bottle with Naire? It's the perfect plan because he obviously only applies it in the non-horseshoe area and will suffer looking like me as my revenge. Is this too much?

A balding guy mocking a baldie for being bald... He obviously projects his own insecurities and fears about becoming bald onto you.
Anyway, your plan sounds delicious. You should definitely see it through, and rightly so.

 

[Rudiger]

This is the point in our baldite movement which is equivalent to first-wave feminism turning into 2nd wave. (except nobody cares)

Let him be.

 

[hairblues]

This is the point in our baldite movement which is equivalent to first-wave feminism turning into 2nd wave. (except nobody cares)

Let him be.

I thought we were on 3rd wave feminism

I get confused.

 

[Rudiger]

I thought we were on 3rd wave feminism

I get confused.

Typical stupid woman. We are on 3rd wave, and the transition from 1st to 2nd was the problem.

Dimwit.

 

[blackg]

Sounds interesting. But won't this Naire stuff burn and scar his scalp somewhat?

 

[blackg]

Typical stupid woman. We are on 3rd wave, and the transition from 1st to 2nd was the problem.

Dimwit.

Be careful what you say to hairblues. If this was a joke then you need to work on it.

 

[Rudiger]

Be careful what you say to hairblues. If this was a joke then you need to work on it.

I am careful and careful with what I say to womenfolk alike, I am working on it and giving it some thought, but she needlessly attacked me on my knowledge of feminism just because she has a pussy. And she made it all about "1st wave pussy vs 2nd wave pussy" which I think is like pedophilia vs ebepholia.

 

[swingline747]

Plus one was a prank

What he wants to do is technically a crime.

It's probably considered assault.

yup then who really gets the last laugh when you are bald and raped in jail!

 

[swingline747]

If I were you I would take him to a nice resturant get him nice and fucked up. Then take him home to show him your music collection, and when he's least expecting it chop his head off with an axe.

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