The Ultimate Revenge On My Roommate

[michel sapin]

bro if you really wan't him to become bald:
Buy some androstanolone powder and mix it with the rogaine liquid . It will be invisible
androstanolone is pure DHT, used during heavy steroid cycle. He will be bald in 3 month

 

[shookwun]

The other day I fell asleep on my couch in my underwear (ltighty whities- laundry day, cut me a break) with my phone unlocked, and my roommate decided to take a picture and send it to most of my contacts. My roommate has always mocked me for my baldness (nw6), and just today I found his bottle of rogaine hidden in the back of the medicine cabinet. Is it too much if fill half the bottle with Naire? It's the perfect plan because he obviously only applies it in the non-horseshoe area and will suffer looking like me as my revenge. Is this too much?

Concentrate enough hair to mildly shed but not burn his scalp


Once it burns he will know you tampered with it.


Test it out yourself before hand

 

[Rudiger]

i would only wish balding upon the completely irredeemable
if there is even a little bit of good in your roommate then spare him mercy and juts break his legs or something

This is what I mean.

Break his back not his spine.

 

[Exodus2011]

Why tighty whites? Lol I smell a troll bread TBH

 

[Rudiger]

Why tighty whites? Lol I smell a troll bread TBH

It is a troll thread, like all threads here, and all replies. This place, and us, practically doesn't exist.

 

[blackg]

It is a troll thread, like all threads here, and all replies. This place, and us, practically doesn't exist.

This is true to a point. Our hair loss problems are all in our head, they tell us.

Stay strong, Rudiger.

 

[Exodus2011]

It is a troll thread, like all threads here, and all replies. This place, and us, practically doesn't exist.

Lol I'm serious

 

[Exodus2011]

Because of he took a picture of me in my boxers it wouldn't be embarrassing. It would still be shitty, but not as bad.

no i mean why do you wear them?

 

[SmoothSailing]

Not sure how serious you are but don't do this. I would wish death upon someone who did this to me.

It is a completely unfair reaction.

 

[blackg]

My boss got the picture and it made it onto instagram. This could potentially affect my career. I don't know why people are underplaying a picture of me in my underwear being made public.

How old is your boss?

 

[sisenegonan]

He's going to lose ground in the next 4 years anyway. Only on rogaine you can't do much.

 

[hairblues]

I'll be honest- it's more of a fantasy. My roommate is an *** and makes fun of my baldness on a nearly daily basis. Finding his rogaine gives me some peace, and I could only hope for him to know what it feels like to be nearly a NW7 before you're 30.
Plus I realized when I got the naire that there was no way he wouldn't notice the difference.

You know how they say the biggest meanest bullies of gay guys in HS are secretly gay?

Maybe that is what is going on with roommate he secretly is balding and he mocks you because he hates himself

 

[hairblues]

My boss got the picture and it made it onto instagram. This could potentially affect my career. I don't know why people are underplaying a picture of me in my underwear being made public.

Beat the sh*t out of him

To be honest if someone did that to me I would sue them or look into pressing charges if what he did is illegal just because you are a guy doesn't mean you don't have legal recourse.

Very least I would try have him move or you move depending on whose name on lease

 

[folfoxorack]

Jut replace his minoxidil by alcohol, just alcohol ... he won't notice it, it's more evil. And if you will not go to jail with that.

 

[kj6723]

balding guys shaming more advanced baldites is some of the most reprehensible sh*t. we're supposed to be brothers


destroy the c***

The perpetrator of the crime against OP has turned on his own, and brought disgrace upon the brotherhood. He would have no place here on impact

Suffers the same affliction but stands against everything we represent

 

[Rudiger]

Plus I realized when I got the naire that there was no way he wouldn't notice the difference.

Glad you came to your senses and did the right thing.

 

[blackg]

The perpetrator of the crime against OP has turned on his own, and brought disgrace upon the brotherhood. He would have no place here on impact

Suffers the same affliction but stands against everything we represent

Fine words.

 

[rclark]

Jut replace his minoxidil by alcohol, just alcohol ... he won't notice it, it's more evil. And if you will not go to jail with that.

@folfoxorack

Alchohol is in many shampoos and conditioners. You're a MORON.

No wonder you just go and dislike certain people's post.

Every time you type on the keyboard, stupidity comes out of your finger tips.

Get a translator, please.

 

[rclark]

@folfoxorack

Here's some help with your weak attempt at English.

Look up this link here. It will help you understand words better. And more importantly, it will
help you understand yourself better.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moron