Tinder, Bumble, And Other Dating Sites.

[Patrick_Bateman]

Didn't expect that!

 

[Bklyn_23]

lol @ Smooth Sailing responding to what I'm almost positive was a facetious request for pics by David with an ACTUAL DICK PIC. Wow. Just lmao. Scrolled down and wasn't ready for it.

 

[SmoothSailing]

That head to shaft ratio is brutal.

Who's bigger?

Will be deleted in 5 min

Looks longer, but not as beautiful

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

That head to shaft ratio is brutal.

Who's bigger?

Will be deleted in 5 min

This has turned into an actual dick measuring contest. Hairlosstalk history in the making.

 

[DoctorHouse]

This has turned into an actual dick measuring contest. Hairlosstalk history in the making.

Next, there will be a "pissing contest". I am waiting for the ladies to chime in and tell us what "big dicks" we now have posting in the forum. At least we know now finasteride does not shrink your penis after seeing these Burger King Whoppers.

 

[blackg]

Honestly I usually just whip it out and the first thing they say is "it's sooo thick", I've even gotten "idk if it's gonna fit, I'm tight".

And for the record I'm not HUGE, I just know I'm a little above average in the department.

You're now sounding like Fred.

 

[blackg]

penis pic

Oh, sweet Jesus!

 

[blackg]

Can I save that photo? (no homo)

 

[Baldhurts]

So I have a date Friday. The girl added me to Facebook. I was scrolling down her wall and I noticed she had a blog up, she went through a double mastectomy about 2 months ago. So she doesn't actually have breasts (I think) I'm not sure, but she had a serious case. I find her pretty and if she's a decent girl I feel like I could definetely over look that, especially if a girl can overlook my bald head.

More to come.

 

[g.i joey]

You're now sounding like Fred.

I realized that lol that's why I felt like I needed to provide proof and I did.

 

[DoctorHouse]

Can I save that photo? (no homo)

Smart idea. If you are ever on Tinder, you can use it as your stunt double.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

@SmoothSailing you should try using that as your profile pic on tinder and bumble.

 

[blackg]

f*** me! Look what you have done, David!
Was this your plan all along? Always 2 steps aHEAD of us.

 

[blackg]

So I have a date Friday. The girl added me to Facebook. I was scrolling down her wall and I noticed she had a blog up, she went through a double mastectomy about 2 months ago. So she doesn't actually have breasts (I think) I'm not sure, but she had a serious case. I find her pretty and if she's a decent girl I feel like I could definetely over look that, especially if a girl can overlook my bald head.

More to come.

We don't care about your date. Just post your penis!

 

[Baldhurts]

We don't care about your date. Just post your penis!

I have only used it on escort.. u don't need 2 see it

 

[SmoothSailing]

@SmoothSailing you should try using that as your profile pic on tinder and bumble.

lol.
It couldn't do worse than my potato face.

I presume that's not allowed though?

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

lol.
It couldn't do worse than my potato face.

I presume that's not allowed though?

It probably isn't.

 

[g.i joey]

I feel grateful I have a 6.5x6. Would hate to have anything lower than 5 long.

Wouldn't that mean your dick is basically a square?

 

[Baldhurts]

Wouldn't that mean your dick is basically a square?

6 inch of girth

Doesn't matter anyway, if your dick isn't as big as an Evian bottle it's over. She will never remember you, she will only remember when chad was destroying her sugar walls with an Evian bottle sized c***.

 

[g.i joey]

I always thought girth was just the width, is it the whole area wrapped around in length? Lol