To All You Depressing Bald Sissies: I Laugh At You

[EvilLocks]

I'm short, pale, naturally fat, have messed up teeth, wear glasses, have numerous internal health complications, and, yes, suffer severe premature baldness

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

big boned

 

[EvilLocks]

LMAO @ this thread! Why did I not see this sooner.
I was reading OP and then I was picturing the guy in my head, I could see it so clearly... Then I saw the wig. Oh, the wig...
I am rolling on the floor, literally. Nothing wrong with wearing a wig - if you can take the heat - but please, make it look somewhat like hair!

 

[EvilLocks]

big boned
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[sunchyme1]

Yes, after my traineeship.

dante what are your flatmates like

do you hang out with them?

 

[OldnBald]

Yeah, laugh all you want guys. I used to be a bald person too. Now I have awesome hair, and I look and feel great! I'll show you some before and after photos.

This thread cannot die. Look at the rat pelt on his head. It is timeless comedy.

 

[CopeForLife]

LMAO @ this thread! Why did I not see this sooner.
I was reading OP and then I was picturing the guy in my head, I could see it so clearly... Then I saw the wig. Oh, the wig...
I am rolling on the floor, literally. Nothing wrong with wearing a wig - if you can take the heat - but please, make it look somewhat like hair!

agree

that is some caricature 70-s elvis inspired wig

 

[DoctorHouse]

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Welcome back Xander! I thought you left this place for good.

 

[shookwun]

This thread cannot die. Look at the rat pelt on his head. It is timeless comedy.

Cringe worthy. this is me perfecting the rats pelt after two months.

 

[OldnBald]

Cringe worthy. this is me perfecting the rats pelt after two months.



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That is a close up under harsh bathroom light (or so it seems), and it looks a near infinite x better than that picture of him "throwing" peace signs with some ugly lagoon creature that recently surfaced. To say it's laughable is being kind. I mean sure, you have no hairline here, but he looks like a monkees tribute band member, the one that gets laughed at more than the others.

 

[shookwun]

That is a close up under harsh bathroom light (or so it seems), and it looks a near infinite x better than that picture of him "throwing" peace signs with some ugly lagoon creature that recently surfaced. To say it's laughable is being kind. I mean sure, you have no hairline here, but he looks like a monkees tribute band member, the one that gets laughed at more than the others.

I don't even understand how anyone could go outside looking like that.

The human eye does not process it in a natural way. it does not take a trained eye in wigs, and norwood to apprehend this either.

 

[OldnBald]

I don't even understand how anyone could go outside looking like that.

The human eye does not process it in a natural way. it does not take a trained eye in wigs, and norwood to apprehend this either.

To be fair, he did say he was diagnosed with aspergers, so his delusion may be forgiven a bit....as much as it pains me to break up the laughter, as I'm having a good time with this stuff.

 

[shookwun]

To be fair, he did say he was diagnosed with aspergers, so his delusion may be forgiven a bit....as much as it pains me to break up the laughter, as I'm having a good time with this stuff.

Anybody with true aspergers doesn't date women in a polyamorous manner.


People believe anything they are told.


People with Aspergers have a very difficult time forming relationships and communicating with people.

 

[OldnBald]

Anybody with true aspergers doesn't date women in a polyamorous manner.


People believe anything they are told.


People with Aspergers have a very difficult time forming relationships and communicating with people.

I'm just going by what was presented, as we only know what what we've seen. And with what I've seen presented, I wouldn't be surprised if he has some slight highly functional end of the spectrum case of it. The out of touch with reality, social cues and delusional is so strong, I can't put it out of reach.

 

[The Baldy Man]

Anybody with true aspergers doesn't date women in a polyamorous manner.


People believe anything they are told.


People with Aspergers have a very difficult time forming relationships and communicating with people.

+1, I have Aspergers. I was an incel even back when I was NW0.

Also, that is the most fake looking rug I have ever seen, looks like he got it at Party City or some Halloween store. I guess since he is supposedly comfortable with his baldness, he doesn't care that he looks like he is wearing a 5 dollar Halloween wig. I imagine people were laughing at him behind his back.

 

[The Baldy Man]

Aspergers = Automatic 1/10 no matter how good you look.

 

[CaptainForehead]

LMAO @ this thread! Why did I not see this sooner.
I was reading OP and then I was picturing the guy in my head, I could see it so clearly... Then I saw the wig. Oh, the wig...
I am rolling on the floor, literally.

I wonder if you'd have had a similar reaction if it was a woman wearing a not-so-great wig.

Let us all give it some thought.

 

[EvilLocks]

I wonder if you'd have had a similar reaction if it was a woman wearing a not-so-great wig.

Let us all give it some thought.

It was more the way he said it, giving the impression that his life was a breeze because he was wearing lifts, gymcelled, wig etc. and that he was hooking all these chicks.
Then I see that the wig looks like a well, wig, and I laughed, sue me.
Anyway, I see your point, and I will remember it the next time I find myself laughing at some man with a wig.

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

It was more the way he said it, giving the impression that his life was a breeze because he was wearing lifts, gymcelled, wig etc. and that he was hooking all these chicks.
Then I see that the wig looks like a well, wig, and I laughed, sue me.
Anyway, I see your point, and I will remember it the next time I find myself laughing at some man with a wig.

Is your avatar of a girl laying in a coffin while talking on the phone some type of social commentary or just a hot grill?

 

[Rudiger]

It was more the way he said it, giving the impression that his life was a breeze because he was wearing lifts, gymcelled, wig etc. and that he was hooking all these chicks.
Then I see that the wig looks like a well, wig, and I laughed, sue me.
Anyway, I see your point, and I will remember it the next time I find myself laughing at some man with a wig.

Nah if the guy is an arrogant deluded douche, laugh away, guilt free.