To All You Depressing Bald Sissies: I Laugh At You

[Stanx22]

if you 8/10 at least – why do u hang out with sub3/10 chicks?

rhetorical question nvm

Of course because he's tired of f*****g top tier superior models.

 

[Stanx22]

Absolutely ugly and ridiculous. And the fact that he's better looking than me and have an even smaller nose and he's not as pale as I am makes me want to cry.

He's not as pale as you because he tans himself every week, twice.

 

[hairblues]

@sunchyme1 this thread was brutal lol

Did slickbald make it man?

 

[CaptainForehead]

"Decent"? Is that supposed to be funny? I've seen better-looking baldies be mocked by sl*ts and dicks, this guy must having it hard.

You've got a problem Dante. He looks good. Not 8/10, but maybe a 6-6.5.

 

[OldnBald]

You've got a problem Dante. He looks good. Not 8/10, but maybe a 6-6.5.

Come on Cap, 6.5? I mean if you're classically good looking, but not out of this world you're an 8. This guy is 5'5, ugly, gonzo from the muppets looking, slick-headed, glasses, oddball body, frankenstinean shoes, I mean he's got it all. No way more than a 3.5. If you want to argue he's a 4, fine, I'll roll, but if he's a 6.5, I'm a 9.5.

 

[Dante92]

You've got a problem Dante. He looks good. Not 8/10, but maybe a 6-6.5.

Yeah, I've got a problem. I'm way below average.

 

[CopeForLife]

You've got a problem Dante. He looks good. Not 8/10, but maybe a 6-6.5.

his body is OK but the Face and his tryharding is pulling him back

he is 4.5-5 facially

 

[sunchyme1]

@sunchyme1 this thread was brutal lol

Did slickbald make it man?

i doubt it mate

i dont think anyone makes it out alive when cope4life shows up

rip slickbald

 

[CaptainForehead]

Come on Cap, 6.5? I mean if you're classically good looking, but not out of this world you're an 8. This guy is 5'5, ugly, gonzo from the muppets looking, slick-headed, glasses, oddball body, frankenstinean shoes, I mean he's got it all. No way more than a 3.5. If you want to argue he's a 4, fine, I'll roll, but if he's a 6.5, I'm a 9.5.

He's slim and appears decent facially, I see him as a 6-6.5.

You guys are harsh.

If he is a 3.5, I'm a minus 2.5.

 

[hairblues]

i doubt it mate

i dont think anyone makes it out alive when cope4life shows up

rip slickbald

Maybe he is at the club getting a woman to go home make a sex tape.

 

[hairblues]

Come on, you never even saw my full face (or have you)?

I just saw the outer edge of face not you features

Your jaw chin forehead looked fine to me but hard to say with features blurrrd AND long time ago now to say for sure

You are definitely small frame body

 

[hairblues]

i doubt it mate

i dont think anyone makes it out alive when cope4life shows up

rip slickbald

Do men secretly make these sex tapes now?

If so where do you guys hide cameras?

Modern technology is f*****g dangerous

 

[Xander94]

Yes, my body is not "ok" as cope said. Especially considering my wrists and shoulders.

Roidceling is a must once the hairloss cure comes.

 

[sunchyme1]

Yes, my body is not "ok" as cope said. Especially considering my wrists and shoulders.

but you do have a massive c***

its a shame you cant use it anymore though

 

[Xander94]

Do men secretly make these sex tapes now?

If so where do you guys hide cameras?

Modern technology is f*****g dangerous

Stacy problems

 

[sunchyme1]

Roidceling is a must once the hairloss cure comes.

XANDER!!!!!!!!!!

we missed you man

what you been up to?

any asian hook ups yet?

 

[dunno]

You getting that surgery for your shoulders soon @Dante92?

 

[sunchyme1]

Do men secretly make these sex tapes now?

If so where do you guys hide cameras?

Modern technology is f*****g dangerous

lol ive never done that

thats some creepy sh*t man

are you pumped about follica hb?

i read the rest of the thread this morning

 

[sunchyme1]

Roidceling is a must once the hairloss cure comes.

ITS OVER MAN

i just want a asteroid to come down and kill me

 

[Xander94]

ITS OVER MAN

i just want a asteroid to come down and kill me

Me too if possible.