DWB ends up getting obliterated. starts dropping some tight game on this chick who's at the bar all alone. Decided to pull the 'want to come over and have drinks at my place' after last call. She ends up pulling through. Before even getting in the cab, he's already making sure his v**** is still where he left it. A water drenched, and worn over piece remains within saran wrap. After arriving home, he decides to excuse himself to nervously pull out his life line, and starts furiously licking the remains of his v****. Startled as he is, he's holding composure. He starts reciting lines to himself, looking in the mirror, and telling himself 'I am the man'' Looking down below, he;'s spanking, and slapping his c*** trying to get some life down there. Nervous to the point where his veins are all constricted, he decides to finally leave the bathroom. Having forgot that he left his toppik out, while he topped himself up..
Things are looking good, this is all new. foreshadowing what he read over at 4chan what to do in this situation he decides to ask her if she wants to watch some netflix, and drink smirnoff ice. After a couple hours, briefly moving from a hand on the hip to the shoulder over hers, he decides to finally go for it. He's starts kissing her, and slobbing her entire face as his rythym is off. he keeps trying to figure out the timings, and is anxiously asking himself who's the tornado kisser, as he keeps turning away and wiping his face. At this point half her make up is half gobbed off. Progress is progress, but DWB is now asking himself why is 'why is my c*** still feeling like a gummy worm'. 'is the v**** kicking in? I knew I should of went to pharmacia instead of the local gooks' Starts to furiously play with his own c*** as if he were watching BDSM. He decides to play the feel her up, and eat her out card. Wanking himself off, as he get's her off. Unfortunately she did not have the tight velvety vagina we fantasize about, it resembled a hatchet wound with over sized meat curtains. A pussy is a pussy. The cards start to reverse as she wants to repay the favour. Slowly moving towards DWB, anxiously trying to claw himself away. Before she can even speak,
'this doesn't usually happen'
Until next time.
Prospect
Wakes up
Wait for it
Wait for it