Tonight I'm Going To Do It. One Last Shot.

Dench57

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He left because the impact forum has become such a toxic, negative place. He has found a solution to hair loss in wearing a hair system and seems to have the confidence to pull it off(pardon the pun). I valued a lot of his posts and told him he should stay on. I hope he reconsiders.

DBW was ummm, an eccentric character. Great entertainment but a pretty sad story. Guy was pretty fucked up in the head. Don't really know if I can believe the minoxidil-full body scarring stuff.
 

EvilLocks

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I think women love to snuggle, watch films and have intense sex sessions as well.

But its also nice to have the odd day/night out every week or so.

That sounds perfect to me. I don't really like going out anyway, maybe a nice dinner every now and then or the occasional beer at the pub, but staying in and cuddling all day and night is better.
 

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DWB ends up getting obliterated. starts dropping some tight game on this chick who's at the bar all alone. Decided to pull the 'want to come over and have drinks at my place' after last call. She ends up pulling through. Before even getting in the cab, he's already making sure his v**** is still where he left it. A water drenched, and worn over piece remains within saran wrap. After arriving home, he decides to excuse himself to nervously pull out his life line, and starts furiously licking the remains of his v****. Startled as he is, he's holding composure. He starts reciting lines to himself, looking in the mirror, and telling himself 'I am the man'' Looking down below, he;'s spanking, and slapping his c*** trying to get some life down there. Nervous to the point where his veins are all constricted, he decides to finally leave the bathroom. Having forgot that he left his toppik out, while he topped himself up..

Things are looking good, this is all new. foreshadowing what he read over at 4chan what to do in this situation he decides to ask her if she wants to watch some netflix, and drink smirnoff ice. After a couple hours, briefly moving from a hand on the hip to the shoulder over hers, he decides to finally go for it. He's starts kissing her, and slobbing her entire face as his rythym is off. he keeps trying to figure out the timings, and is anxiously asking himself who's the tornado kisser, as he keeps turning away and wiping his face. At this point half her make up is half gobbed off. Progress is progress, but DWB is now asking himself why is 'why is my c*** still feeling like a gummy worm'. 'is the v**** kicking in? I knew I should of went to pharmacia instead of the local gooks' Starts to furiously play with his own c*** as if he were watching BDSM. He decides to play the feel her up, and eat her out card. Wanking himself off, as he get's her off. Unfortunately she did not have the tight velvety vagina we fantasize about, it resembled a hatchet wound with over sized meat curtains. A pussy is a pussy. The cards start to reverse as she wants to repay the favour. Slowly moving towards DWB, anxiously trying to claw himself away. Before she can even speak,



'this doesn't usually happen'


Until next time.








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Can I just say how much I love your posts. Clever and funny.
 

Exodus2011

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i think that girl shookwun posted isnt even ugly, like an 8 before and 6 after.

nonfat white girls with no bad features are automatic 6+s imo
 

shookwun

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I literally just died reading those profile posts :D:D

Looked in the mirror


'still nw1 though'


After the re, and de-attachment of his piece, of peace. :D


i think that girl shookwun posted isnt even ugly, like an 8 before and 6 after.

nonfat white girls with no bad features are automatic 6+s imo

That picture illustrates 2 points. Symmetry = Average

mid face is what determines a beautiful face

I think the eyes, brows, and nose will determine how good looking you are.


A lot of east asian people have rele good facial structures but are ugly.

it's in the mid face.

my theory
 

buckthorn

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These are life styles for you mon-friday folks.,

I could easily maintain that relationship, and life style.


I work rotations dude.... 7x7 14x7 21x7....

It's a totally different world then these blue pill relationships. I know how they work.



I know how these relationships work. YAWN.

Work till friday, call her up, and spend the weekend together. Go back to your lives on monday... text, call each other. MAybe have the odd dinner during the week. Finally you move in together

I DONT HAVE THIS LIFE..

I had one relationship where I saw the girl once or twice a week. for both of us, it was the most intense, passionate relationship we've ever experienced. There was not even the possibility of getting to overly attached or taking each other for granted. WE MISSED EACH OTHER. I tell everyone and no one listens - THIS is the key to a happy relationship. When we did hang out, we planned exciting days / nights doing different things, came back to my place, drank and played crazy sex games all through the night.

You hang out with a girl you're dating EVERY DAY, then you better be the most compatible couple in the world... if not, it will either turn bitter, boring, fall apart, frustrating or she will end up cheating on you. MAKE HER MISS YOU. and you do the same... key to happiness.
 

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I somehow contrived to bring myself back a cute little 6/10, smart, slutty vet med student who proceeded to give me the best BJ of my life, rode on my dick like a champion rodeo jockey and even let me stick it in her arsehole.

Any girl that lets you put it in her *** during a one night stand is definitely a keeper. I think the real tragedy is that you let this one go. If it were me, I would have ran out the closest 24 hour Walmart, rushed to jewelry counter, and picked up the biggest cubic zirconia I could find. I would have been on one knee that night hoping to lock that up.
 

buckthorn

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That sounds perfect to me. I don't really like going out anyway, maybe a nice dinner every now and then or the occasional beer at the pub, but staying in and cuddling all day and night is better.

If you had a full head of hair, chances are you would not be this grounded at such a young age. most girls your age are taking it up the *** from DBW for attention. so, that's a big thing.
 

Joan

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Any girl that lets you put it in her *** during a one night stand is definitely a keeper. I think the real tragedy is that you let this one go. If it were me, I would have ran out the closest 24 hour Walmart, rushed to jewelry counter, and picked up the biggest cubic zirconia I could find. I would have been on one knee that night hoping to lock that up.
You and Dench are both beyond hilarious! I'm surprised Comedy Central hasn't approached either of you.
 

cocohot

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If you had a full head of hair, chances are you would not be this grounded at such a young age. most girls your age are taking it up the *** from DBW for attention. so, that's a big thing.

lol
 
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