Unconventional Dating Anecdote From This Evening

[EvilLocks]

Anyone of your boyfriends could be on the verge of ejaculating into you, and the Transformers Megan Fox could come in and casually say she wants a foot massage, and the guy would immediately pull out, go down on his knees, and give her the massage. That's how hot the Transformers Megan Fox is.

Please, she could come in and ask him to wipe her *** and he'd pull out and do it

 

[hairblues]

Hahaha you could not resist could you?
My point was only that I hate vulgar women to the point I would even prefer myself. Pretty Obviously a personnal comment which did not meant at all that men would prefer me!! I know very well you are right.

LOL I understood what you meant--you would rather stay looking as you are now then look like her.
Right?

 

[CaptainForehead]

Please, she could come in and ask him to wipe her *** and he'd pull out and do it

Are you implying Fox's *** has less power than her feet?
Do you know men?

 

[EvilLocks]

Megan Fox in this photoshoot > everybody else

 

[EvilLocks]

Are you implying Fox's *** has less power than her feet?
Do you know men?

I know a little

 

[CaptainForehead]

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Megan Fox in this photoshoot > everybody else

Malena Morgan disagrees
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[hairblues]

I know a little

Men are obsessed with the ***.

Malena Morgan disagrees
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You conflate a symmetry kind of model beauty with innocence...innocence is not really 'beauty' in a symmetrical manner. IMO..shes cute but looks like a lot of HS/College girls not rare..can see a girl like this at Malls in USA. Just not with a wind machine and a zoom lens that are extremely forgiving.

 

[CaptainForehead]

You conflate a symmetry kind of model beauty with innocence..

Can't help it -- I have a penis.

 

[hairblues]

Can't help it -- I have a penis.

LOL I understand.

Im not judging just saying there is two different kinds of allure...

Plus you probably have seen her O face so she is special.

 

[EvilLocks]

Men are obsessed with the ***.

Indeed. Personally I think a good *** + waist/hip ratio > boobs any day
I know some men have a foot fetish but I highly doubt most men look at a woman's feet before those.

 

[EvilLocks]

Ok i think i figured out why Megan Fox doesn't look attractive to me in these pics. The fact that her mouth is always open makes her look like a mouth breather - also, her features are extremely angular, almost cat-like. There's no softness; her lips look out of place as full as they are and her eyes are too far apart. See before and after - i think she looks better with thin lips
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I'm sorry, but your PS skills suck. You take these gorgeous women and make them look weird. WHY?

 

[hairblues]

Her lips SOO do look better in first pic LOL

 

[hairblues]

Ok i think i figured out why Megan Fox doesn't look attractive to me in these pics. The fact that her mouth is always open makes her look like a mouth breather - also, her features are extremely angular, almost cat-like. There's no softness; her lips look out of place as full as they are and her eyes are too far apart. See before and after - i think she looks better with thin lips
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Her lips look better in first pic

Look at the angles from her nose to her mouth corner then her mouth to her corner of eyes.

SO much more symmetrical bigger.

second pic actually looks like she is constipated.

 

[hairblues]

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This photo is like perfection.

 

[EvilLocks]

Her lips SOO do look better in first pic LOL

Lol forreal. Why make them so small? Looks completely out of place. Also, the eyes were not too far apart or too small so idk why that would need to be touched on. I also see the nose is altered a bit, which was not big in the first place. I honestly hate when people alter the facial features in PS, but at least if you have to do it, make it look good LOL.

 

[hairblues]

I mean she is gorgeous I even feel ridiculous to say this but what bugs me about Daddario face is the symmetry...or lack of

I sometimes feel like she does not take great photos...this is an example i mean she is a BEAUTIFUL girl I just mean on the level of women known for beauty/apprearance...she has this thing that i find visually sometimes uncomfortable to look at her face.
@CopeForLife mentioned it before it gets like a pug look
Compared to Megan Fox (in her prime years) where she had to me classically beautiful features..now how she aged, tattoos, eating habits/weight change, sun damage etc is different story but I think she has a great face and eye shape for photographing or filming.

 

[EvilLocks]

I mean she is gorgeous I even feel ridiculous to say this but what bugs me about Daddario face is the symmetry...or lack of

I sometimes feel like she does not take great photos...this is an example i mean she is a BEAUTIFUL girl I just mean on the level of women known for beauty/apprearance...she has this thing that i find visually sometimes uncomfortable to look at her face.
@CopeForLife mentioned it before it gets like a pug look
Compared to Megan Fox (in her prime years) where she had to me classically beautiful features..now how she aged, tattoos, eating habits/weight change, sun damage etc is different story but I think she has a great face and eye shape for photographing or filming.

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Still, Daddario > Fox

Age 17

Age 31

Need I say more?

Prime Fox > Daddario though

I love Daddario's unique look, though not flawless, she has that something something that sets her apart.

 

[hairblues]

Still, Daddario > Fox

Age 17
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Need I say more?

Prime Fox > Daddario though

I love Daddario's unique look, though not flawless, she has that something something that sets her apart.

her lack of upper eye area makes me uncomfortable LOL
I know its weird of me. I just dont love looking ather face like a lot of you do.

 

[hairblues]

@macaroni can you give Daddario a brow lift? LOL

 

[EvilLocks]

Let me fix that for you
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Again, better before. By a landslide.