Unconventional Dating Anecdote From This Evening

CopeForLife

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Next time, pretend you're the 37 year old. Maybe he'll have a heart attack.

Had people that assumed I am in my 30-s because I said my age indistinctly when we met the first time.

They hadn't any contradiction with my looks and age they thought I am.

They were surprised when it was revealed that I'm just in my early 20-s tho. One of them even suddenly pointed on my hairline with a gesture and exclaimed "b-b-but...".

True story.
 

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It's my attitude towards most people in general, especially when they talk to me about stupid things such as their lives and their problems, as if I cared or as if they gave a f*** about me, my life or my problems.

Dante maybe if you stop whining constantly your life will improve. Get on roids.
 

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Whining is the only thing that helps me vent and channel my frustration and negative energy. I can't go to the gym, I can't fap/have sex, all I can do is write.

That was a joke, come on. I cope pasted it from another thread.
 

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I'm envious.
Don't be. Like many other older couples, they care deeply about each other and are too attached to leave, but the passion is definitely gone. My mom makes all these remarks like 'Don't I look good in this? You would never think I'm 53, right?' and my dad's like 'Uhhum' but it's written all over his face what he really thinks. My mother constantly seeks validation because she's insecure about her aging, and my dad gives distant answers because he doesn't dare to say what he really thinks. Still, it's nice that they have each other to lean on and go through life together. But it's definitely not 'hot love' anymore, and that is what we all desire, right?
 

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Don't be. Like many other older couples, they care deeply about each other and are too attached to leave, but the passion is definitely gone. My mom makes all these remarks like 'Don't I look good in this? You would never think I'm 53, right?' and my dad's like 'Uhhum' but it's written all over his face what he really thinks. My mother constantly seeks validation because she's insecure about her aging, and my dad gives distant answers because he doesn't dare to say what he really thinks. Still, it's nice that they have each other to lean on and go through life together. But it's definitely not 'hot love' anymore, and that is what we all desire, right?

I thought she was younger. If my math is right, she had you when she was 28. That's a long time to wait after they got together to make you.
 

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That surely compensates for my virginity, inceldom, baldness and deformity. :D

At the post office museum in Washington DC there's a room where they show anonymous postcards of people who confess things they're embarrassed about. I related to this one, and you might relate as well:

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I thought she was younger. If my math is right, she had you when she was 28. That's a long time to wait after they got together to make you.
That's right. She once told me they made a baby before me but miscarried. I am their first child, and I have a younger brother who is turning 20 in October :)
 

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Why? I thought it was humanizing, to see so many different things that people are embarrassed about.

Some incel thinks he is a "genius" and others are "idiots" with a questionable foundation for a strong statement like this – he knows some integral. Wow
 

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On the bright side,

You're a very good writer.

You provide content, narrative, and humour, and you do so with clarity.
I actually enjoy Dante's 'whining', not because I revel in his misery, but because it's well-written and in an odd way I can relate to some of it, even though or situations are different (except the premature baldness). And I do enjoy the memes, it's always good to have a laugh or even just a smile in an all-too dark life.
 

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Good to know that I'm considered a clown at best (just kidding, I've always known what my roles here was). Hope my pain is entertaining.

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Ever heard of the Italian opera "Pagliacci"? I consider it a metaphor of my life:


"Laugh clown at your broken love laugh at the grief that poisons your heart".
No, that's not what I said. Your pain is not what is entertaining, it's your writing style and memes for every occasion.
Anyway, it's a beautiful and dark quote
 

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At the post office museum in Washington DC there's a room where they show anonymous postcards of people who confess things they're embarrassed about. I related to this one, and you might relate as well:

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What are f(t) and u(t)? Just some random functions he decided to throw in?
He could have thrown in some cool identity there instead.
 

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What are f(t) and u(t)? Just some random functions he decided to throw in?
He could have thrown in some cool identity there instead.

always enjoyed physics more than math
 

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What are f(t) and u(t)? Just some random functions he decided to throw in?
He could have thrown in some cool identity there instead.

I don't know. My best guess is that in his subfield of STEM they use this particular notation for Fourier transforms.

I'm working a striped shirt today. Horizontal and vertical. Somebody who works here informed me that the Fourier transform of my shirt is one of evenly spaced dots (aka polka dots), I thought that was neat.
 

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always enjoyed physics more than math
Was looking at Paul Erdos's wiki yesterday where it is mentioned he took amphetamines.
I'm now toying with the idea of PEDs to boost performance.
 
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