What are your standards for a girlfriend?

[Feelsbadman]

my standards

- don't be fat
- good chemistry with me
- no major mental problem / personality disorder / bad family / raped by her father etc
- haven't slept with a lot of guys


That's literally it
and still no gf

 

[Feelsbadman]

bump

 

[vondoom]

you forgot:
-dont have a d

 

[Feelsbadman]

It feels very nice to hug someone that fits within your shoulder range, kind of like enveloping them in your wings. Ideally they have to be 5" shorter.

I'm spending this upcoming full moon with a friend but I probably won't make a move this barn girl is like 5'10". I think I'll just appreciate that i have company and sit by her awhile, try to relive lost moments

under 5" is really small even for a girl

 

[KevinEdEddEddy]

I think my standards dropped, the only thing I want now is to settle down with some girl who will accept my past and marry me someday. Idk if it is because of hairloss or because of w****s I dated in the past who were f*****g psychotic

 

[Milkonos]

I once met this chick, we were hyper connected. Too bad she had a few kilos of excess. Never talked to her again

So yeah, personality is super important but try to be in good health please chicks, I'm no prostitute. Just balding

 

[Caillou]

It feels very nice to hug someone that fits within your shoulder range, kind of like enveloping them in your wings. Ideally they have to be 5" shorter.

I'm spending this upcoming full moon with a friend but I probably won't make a move this barn girl is like 5'10". I think I'll just appreciate that i have company and sit by her awhile, try to relive lost moments

You're sadistically torturing him mentally by this post lol

 

[Isaac Newton]

you forgot:
-dont have a d

@Mr. Slap Head

 

[Isaac Newton]

i accidentally talked to an attractive girl at work and tbh at this point i dont even want to talk to girls lol. i was wanting her to shut up and stop talking me ASAP. around girls all i can think about is them judging me. as i've said before, thats what i hate about women, they judge your worth from looks, at least men just judge fuckability from looks

 

[Caillou]

i accidentally talked to an attractive girl at work and tbh at this point i dont even want to talk to girls lol. i was wanting her to shut up and stop talking me ASAP. around girls all i can think about is them judging me. as i've said before, thats what i hate about women, they judge your worth from looks, at least men just judge fuckability from looks

Interesting, what did you talk about? Also i know how you feel. But i think girls wouldn't really care about your baldness or whatever unless you're actively hitting up on them. Otherwise it'd be like having a bald brother or cousin. So i don't think they care

 

[Isaac Newton]

Interesting, what did you talk about? Also i know how you feel. But i think girls wouldn't really care about your baldness or whatever unless you're actively hitting up on them. Otherwise it'd be like having a bald brother or cousin. So i don't think they care

literally just 2 minutes conversation of work related stuff, she was telling me about the alarm for the building. i just nodded my head pretending to listen and prayed for her to leave ASAP. and idk i disagree, people always subconsciously are sizing up peoples attractiveness, its like animal brain level sh*t, its really deeply ingrained. i mean just the fact babies look at hot faces longer tells you how ingrained it is.

 

[Caillou]

literally just 2 minutes conversation of work related stuff, she was telling me about the alarm for the building. i just nodded my head pretending to listen and prayed for her to leave ASAP. and idk i disagree, people always subconsciously are sizing up peoples attractiveness, its like animal brain level sh*t, its really deeply ingrained. i mean just the fact babies look at hot faces longer tells you how ingrained it is.

I mean you're not wrong since the halo effect does exist and all. But what i meant was that women wouldn't really f*** with you or raise issues for being unattractive unless you're trying to f*** them, otherwise you're just an NPC in their view. So i don't think she has any grudge or disdain against you even if she subconsciously thinks less of you compared to a 6'4 fullheaded chad

 

[Caillou]

You talk like this is something relieving lol

It's not ideal. But i would rather women think less of me and do nothing rather than get accused of rape or having to deal with their whiteknights

 

[Isaac Newton]

You talk like this is something relieving lol

after years of paranoia about being called out and openly bullied for hair loss being ignored is a blessing

 

[vondoom]

after years of paranoia about being called out and openly bullied for hair loss being ignored is a blessing

you never hit back?

 

[Isaac Newton]

you never hit back?

No, that wud just make me look bad anyways.

 

[vondoom]

No, that wud just make me look bad anyways.

alright... we always did it the other way...

well you got two choices, f*** them up, or act so that they wont pick you anyway...
works both*^

 

[Oknow]

literally just 2 minutes conversation of work related stuff, she was telling me about the alarm for the building. i just nodded my head pretending to listen and prayed for her to leave ASAP. and idk i disagree, people always subconsciously are sizing up peoples attractiveness, its like animal brain level sh*t, its really deeply ingrained. i mean just the fact babies look at hot faces longer tells you how ingrained it is.

Don’t take this the wrong way but it sounds like you have anxiety - would recommend therapy

 

[Oknow]

alright... we always did it the other way...

well you got two choices, f*** them up, or act so that they wont pick you anyway...
works both*^

always find that when you go into a date with zero expectations it usually works out better

 

[vondoom]

always find that when you go into a date with zero expectations it usually works out better

way to go!

In high school this is just inevitable. When I was 15 I was walking down a street and got called pizza face by a f*****g c*m dumpster that I never had seen in my life lol. Even strangers who were older people 40+ picked up on me asking if it's that I jerk off too much.

So yh @Isaac Newton being ignored is much better than being bullied. In my mind only being positively acknowledged is ideal though.

i feel sorry for you and i hope that wont happen anymore...
if it does, you better f*** them up...