What are your standards for a girlfriend?

[KevinEdEddEddy]

The way you talk sounds like you believe to be very close to being NT (a person with absolutely no issues interacting with others successfully so both sides have a good experience and cause a good impression).

I am mentally ill but I believe that someone who dates me would have a reasonably decent time. But maybe I am wrong. I don't pursue dating because my looks (combination of face + height+ size) is not ideal, or good enough to compensate.

Wait why are you exactly mentally ill

 

[Oknow]

I like saggy women.

Stretched baggy pouches from a few sprogs.

One milker is larger than the other.

Discoloured marks on they're arses and cottage cheese legs.

Why?

Perhaps because I used to always see Mater in a pair of black leggings with a protruding bottom when ironing and when in the bath as she used to have a habit of not locking the bathroom door, thus I used to see her hairy tarantula face floating on the surface..........

you like Janey

 

[KevinEdEddEddy]

I have a billion personality and mental disorders. That's not to say that I cannot manage them. I have learned how to. But still plenty things can be exceptionally hard for me to do when it all comes naturally for other people. I am vulnerable to have my stability shaken - like it has happened lately.

I mean did you get diagnosed? Becuase I want to try to understand which mental problems do you have

 

[UnLuckyLuciano]

Standards before going bald:
- preferably redhead, but dont mind black/blonde.
- prefer to listen to same music as me (rap, reggae and techno)
- not too tall.
- balanced boob size (not too big, not too small)
- big butt
- same sense of humour as me.
- must accept my gaming habit.
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- not fat.

Standards after going bald:
- dont be fat pls.

 

[DoctorHouse]

you have never seen what I look like but I’m average and I can get women

if I can, you can too

LOL, wow you can be humble. However, to be fair most would say you are above average. To me, I would have considered young Keanu Reeves as above average and borderline chad. But most may not agree. Young Brad Pitt was a chad.

 

[Oknow]

LOL, wow you can be humble. However, to be fair most would say you are above average. To me, I would have considered young Keanu Reeves as above average and borderline chad. But most may not agree. Young Brad Pitt was a chad.

Thanks Dr.
I would say I am when I’m dressed up, like in that photo you saw, but otherwise I’m probably a 6 IMO

I was going to go on a date tonight with an actual Dr BTW, but it fell through because Covid is outta control here

 

[Butterbean Head]

Thanks Dr.
I would say I am when I’m dressed up, like in that photo you saw, but otherwise I’m probably a 6 IMO

I was going to go on a date tonight with an actual Dr BTW, but it fell through because Covid is outta control here

Dr Death?

Dr Dolittle?

Dr (O) Know?

Dr Shipman?

Dr Jekyll?

Dr Holmes?

 

[Oknow]

Dr Death?

Dr Dolittle?

Dr (O) Know?

Dr Shipman?

Dr Jekyll?

Dr Holmes?

Dr House

 

[Butterbean Head]

Dr House

Shithouse?

 

[DoctorHouse]

Shithouse?

Brickhouse

 

[Butterbean Head]

Brickhouse

Oh right yeah...................

Just joined Plenty Of Petri-Dish again for the sh*t and giggles.

 

[DoctorHouse]

Oh right yeah...................

Just joined Plenty Of Petri-Dish again for the sh*t and giggles.

I heard all the women there have fungal and yeast infections so make sure to rinse your mouth with plenty of monistat before you "go down" that road.

 

[Oknow]

Oh right yeah...................

Just joined Plenty Of Petri-Dish again for the sh*t and giggles.

post your profile

 

[Butterbean Head]

I heard all the women there have fungal and yeast infections so make sure to rinse your mouth with plenty of monistat before you "go down" that road.

Good, I was born by the hole I'll die by it.

 

[Butterbean Head]

post your profile

Just type in sublimity and you will see moi.......