What is worse? Nw5, or Norwood 2.5 with lots of gas?

[CCS]

This question is mostly for UncomfortableMan, and other NW5's:

I have tons of flatulants. I stink up rooms quickly every where I go, and can be smelled outside. May father wants to hire a pilot to fly me and him to the grand canyon and see the whole thing from the air end to end. I just don't know how I can hold it all in that long.

Would you trade places with me? My hairline is in a NW2 location, and it is very thin behind that to the NW4a location where there is a sudden change to dense hair. Top is good. Front can be hidden with dermmatch.

Would you take the extra hair if you had to knock yourself over with your own gas while typing on HairLossTalk.com? Or sneak out of bed 6 times a night while sleeping with a girl? (I snuck out, stank up the stair way, came back in, and she got scared because she thought I was someone else since she did not know I had left)

 

[emex4]

Did you ever think about adjusting your diet? I'm sure theres a reason for all the nasty gas you're letting out. When I eat junk food I get bad smelly gas and when I eat clean, I'm good to go. Alcohol as well gives me gas.

 

[s.a.f]

Or sneak out of bed 6 times a night while sleeping with a girl? (I snuck out, stank up the stair way, came back in, and she got scared because she thought I was someone else since she did not know I had left)

Did I miss something here? When did CCS ever get laid? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Its the oats and canned mackeral or maybe the protein shakes.

 

[Ian Curtis]

There are flatulence pills, buddy.

 

[Smooth]

Did I miss something here? When did CCS ever get laid? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Its the oats and canned mackeral or maybe the protein shakes.

CCS got laid??? :S i think we should start a tread!! if thats not good news then i dont know what is (UM accepting his baldness would be the equivalent tho )

 

[cuebald]

CCS it's probably the weird sh*t you keep putting into your body giving you gas.

 

[uncomfortable man]

One word, Beano.

 

[barcafan]

and beanie

 

[Hope4hairRedux]

The bottom line is that you can change your flatulence problem easily. With diet.

With NW5 there is nothing you can do. Except sit in a corner and cry.

 

[Tyler_Durden]

Are you Ignatius Reilly CCS?

 

[Nashville Hairline]

Guinness is the worst for flatulence. Every time I've drank it I know I'm going to actually offend myself the next day.

 

[billythekid]

agree that diet/supplements is likely to be the issue.

i know too much magnesium causes this. are you taking magnesium supplements?

 

[yvakin]

LMAO!!! Ok now i'm going to bed w/my girlfriend, hope i'm not gonna fart tonight unk: unk: unk:

 

[CCS]

I don't drink, and I only eat healthy. No I do not take magnesium pills. I'm pretty rare with my supplements. And I eat little protein.

My friends think my gas is from eating too healthy.

I tried beano. It did not work. I don't eat beans either. High fiber food gives me a ton of gas. I cut that out, and any other gassy foods I know of, and I'm down to a lower amount, but it is still 10x what other people make.

UCMan, curring flatulance is not as easy as you think. Depends on the reason.

 

[Boondock]

Whether you experience flatulence or not isn't simply a question of whether you eat healthy or not. You may have something in your diet which isn't a traditionally "unhealthy" food or supplement, but which is causing you to experience a ton of farting.

Have you tried keeping a food diary? Try to track what days you experience it the worst, and whether that correlates with something you've eaten that day (or the day before). Cut out any likely offenders and see what happens.

 

[powersam]

Chew your food more. Seriously it will help.

Also maybe lay off the beans.

 

[Bald Dave]

There is nothing wrong with farting! It is totally normal. When i am bed with my gf i pul the covers over heads and do a nice eggy one and she loves it uke:

 

[emex4]

And I eat little protein.

WTF.

Care to explain the reasoning behind this? I thought you were big into weight training and fitness?

 

[WorldofWarcraft]

And I eat little protein.

WTF.

Care to explain the reasoning behind this? I thought you were big into weight training and fitness?

I don't think CCS is real. Way too many of his posts contradict each other. Im still a virgin, no wait, im sleeping with a girl and farting on her. I eat tons of protien, no I eat little protein....

 

[CCS]

And I eat little protein.

WTF.

Care to explain the reasoning behind this? I thought you were big into weight training and fitness?

I don't think CCS is real. Way too many of his posts contradict each other. Im still a virgin, no wait, im sleeping with a girl and farting on her. I eat tons of protien, no I eat little protein....

Myth that you need to eat a ton to get big, unless you mean fat. Only guys who need to eat a lot are body builders who are already big. You got to build up. Small as I am, I'm cutting back. Done with the days of stuffing and crazy workouts.

As for the woman, I did not say I had sex with her. I said I slept in the same bed with her. And I farted in the staircase, not on her.