Ah yes, and of course you of all people know "the real translation" (TM), you who who is oblivious to historical context and picked up his information from hate sites and youtube. For sure the real translation would not be what Jewish people actually learn from.
In truth there are no perfect translations of these ancient religious texts, there's been some ~2,500 years of linguistic evolution since. Jewish people actually largely use translations and even sentence structure developed by Christian scholars from history.
Washing in Judaism means going to the Mikveh and bathing in rainwater. Going to the Mikveh, even among very religious Jews, is extremely rare (never heard of once a day), which is not surprising as they are not following your incorrect translations. Some do it once a week or once a month. Even in Israel, Jews live interspersed with the non-Jewish population.
You're reminding of this guy whom I made the error of listening to the other day:
In thirty minutes, he runs a tirade against fractional reserve banking, the 9/11 attacks, the moon landings, modern medicine, alcohol. He says that he knows the answers and other people "are waking up". There are a few good points interspersed within his garbage, but mostly he is far too arrogant for his limited knowledge. He is also living in Mexico because there's more freedom there than in the USA (lol).
But I think you'd do well to listen to him. Notice how ridiculous he looks when he arrogantly says that the moon landings didn't happen? That's how you come off.