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Why Not Become Gay? Solution To Issue
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yeah, I know...But Dante is like so hot then he's cold, so yes then he's no, so in... then he's OUT, so up then he's down..
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DA FUK DID U JUST SAY????
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I f*****g hate those fakecels.
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On incels forum, females are not even allowed to be members and are banned on sight lol. So yeah this forum is bluepilled compared to other incels forums (not encouraging females getting banned on here, i'm just saying).
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Like many bottoms, my gay friend George has a harrowing story about using an enema before a*** sex.
"I had met a guy on Grindr," he said. "I get to his place and ring the doorbell. As he opens the door to say hi, I coughed and shat out a load of poo water into my underwear. Loudly. I had to run into his flat, straight to the toilet, and throw my underwear away. It was all down my legs. It killed the mood, needless to say. And, yes, I left the dirty underwear there."
Among bottoms, learning the art and science of douching—using an enema, syringe or hose to flush out the rectal cavity before getting rammed to high heaven—is a sacred rite of passage. Like the asses they irrigate, douches come in all shapes and sizes, from readily available Fleet brand saline bottles to complicated shower contraptions for seasoned vets. It's a messy reality of taking dick up your butt: If you don't want to end up with a disappointed top and a gross sex situation on your hands, a courteous bottom needs to douche beforehand. Or so many within the gay community think.
In the interest of all my dirty bottoms out there, I asked a few doctors what one should do to prevent horror stories like George's. What's really the best way to douche? The answer surprised me—according to medical experts, you probably shouldn't be doing it at all.
"I usually tell patients to just put a towel down on those fancy sheets and go for it," said Dr. Stephen Goldstone, an assistant clinical professor of surgery at Mount Sinai Hospital and a specialist in anorectal disease and gay men's health. Goldstone is the author of The Ins & Outs of Gay Sex: A Medical Handbook, so he knows a thing or two.
Dr. Evan Goldstein, who founded the gay men's sexual wellness practice Bespoke Surgical (and is one of the country's foremost a*** rejuvenators), provided a helpful hypothetical. "Imagine if you line up ten guys and you're going to top them all," he said, describing a modest Thursday evening at The Eagle. "Even if they haven't prepared, nine out of ten would be completely stool-free."
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Fecal Sex:
About 80% of gays admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of feces. Those who eat or wallow in it are probably at even greater risk. In the diary study,29 70% of the gays had engaged in this activity — half regularly over 6 months. Result? —the “annual incidence of hepatitis A in… homosexual men was 22 percent, whereas no heterosexual men acquired hepatitis A.
Ingestion of human waste is the major route of contracting hepatitis A and the enteric parasites collectively known as the Gay Bowel Syndrome. Consumption of feces has also been implicated in the transmission of typhoid fever, herpes, and cancer. About 10% of gays have eaten or played with [e.g., enemas, wallowing in feces].
In the late 1970s, the San Francisco Department of Public Health saw “75,000 patients per year, of whom 70 to 80 per cent are homosexual men…. An average of 10 per cent of all patients and asymptomatic contacts reported [to the Department]… because of positive fecal samples or cultures for amoeba, giardia, and shigella infections were employed as food handlers in public establishments; almost 5 per cent of those with hepatitis A were similarly employed.
Ron Jeremy gave a speech once and talked about his first day on the set where they were filming a*** scenes with another couple and as soon as he got to the set the first thing he noticed was dozens of Fleet enema bottles all over the floor. He said he thought at first the scene was an a*** gangbang, but as it turned out, the little 6-7 minute scene had taken half a day to film and the actors had taken a break for lunch too. He said the director told him that even a fleck of brown in an a*** scene was enough to ruin a person's career and repeated douching was required.
"I had met a guy on Grindr," he said. "I get to his place and ring the doorbell. As he opens the door to say hi, I coughed and shat out a load of poo water into my underwear. Loudly. I had to run into his flat, straight to the toilet, and throw my underwear away. It was all down my legs. It killed the mood, needless to say. And, yes, I left the dirty underwear there."
Among bottoms, learning the art and science of douching—using an enema, syringe or hose to flush out the rectal cavity before getting rammed to high heaven—is a sacred rite of passage. Like the asses they irrigate, douches come in all shapes and sizes, from readily available Fleet brand saline bottles to complicated shower contraptions for seasoned vets. It's a messy reality of taking dick up your butt: If you don't want to end up with a disappointed top and a gross sex situation on your hands, a courteous bottom needs to douche beforehand. Or so many within the gay community think.
In the interest of all my dirty bottoms out there, I asked a few doctors what one should do to prevent horror stories like George's. What's really the best way to douche? The answer surprised me—according to medical experts, you probably shouldn't be doing it at all.
"I usually tell patients to just put a towel down on those fancy sheets and go for it," said Dr. Stephen Goldstone, an assistant clinical professor of surgery at Mount Sinai Hospital and a specialist in anorectal disease and gay men's health. Goldstone is the author of The Ins & Outs of Gay Sex: A Medical Handbook, so he knows a thing or two.
Dr. Evan Goldstein, who founded the gay men's sexual wellness practice Bespoke Surgical (and is one of the country's foremost a*** rejuvenators), provided a helpful hypothetical. "Imagine if you line up ten guys and you're going to top them all," he said, describing a modest Thursday evening at The Eagle. "Even if they haven't prepared, nine out of ten would be completely stool-free."
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Fecal Sex:
About 80% of gays admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of feces. Those who eat or wallow in it are probably at even greater risk. In the diary study,29 70% of the gays had engaged in this activity — half regularly over 6 months. Result? —the “annual incidence of hepatitis A in… homosexual men was 22 percent, whereas no heterosexual men acquired hepatitis A.
Ingestion of human waste is the major route of contracting hepatitis A and the enteric parasites collectively known as the Gay Bowel Syndrome. Consumption of feces has also been implicated in the transmission of typhoid fever, herpes, and cancer. About 10% of gays have eaten or played with [e.g., enemas, wallowing in feces].
In the late 1970s, the San Francisco Department of Public Health saw “75,000 patients per year, of whom 70 to 80 per cent are homosexual men…. An average of 10 per cent of all patients and asymptomatic contacts reported [to the Department]… because of positive fecal samples or cultures for amoeba, giardia, and shigella infections were employed as food handlers in public establishments; almost 5 per cent of those with hepatitis A were similarly employed.
Ron Jeremy gave a speech once and talked about his first day on the set where they were filming a*** scenes with another couple and as soon as he got to the set the first thing he noticed was dozens of Fleet enema bottles all over the floor. He said he thought at first the scene was an a*** gangbang, but as it turned out, the little 6-7 minute scene had taken half a day to film and the actors had taken a break for lunch too. He said the director told him that even a fleck of brown in an a*** scene was enough to ruin a person's career and repeated douching was required.
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That's why i'll never respect or take gays seriously. f*****g disgusting fags.
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DA FUK U SAY BWOI?!?!?
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Why not shot your brains with a shotgun? Solution to issue.
shookwun
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That's his alt account.
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It's not necessary to be smart to know that gays are disgusting. It's not natural to be gay. What's natural is when a man fucks a woman and she gives birth to their kids so humanity can go on and survive.
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Wow Stan expected better even from you
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are you trolling dude? their are a MILLION patterns that evolve in nature that wouldn't be considered "natural" in an evolutionary standpoint. f*****g dumb ***. One of us has a Masters degree in biology and I guarantee it's not you... so let the argument continue bigot.
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Stan, what the f*** is all this hate? where exactly do you even live? Have you ever even met a gay dude? Are you saying they are choosing to be gay?
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Who cares if it's "natural" or not. How about the internet- is that natural? How come you use it then? Humanity has been altering the world for centuries.
But that isn't even in the case because homosexual behavior has been observed in animals countless times. If your close minded self did a little bit of googling it is not hard to find information about.
And lastly I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you aren't ignorant enough to think that being gay is a choice. Since it is not a choice do you really think we should hate people for something they cannot control? Because thats basically the same thing as the principles behind racism.
I have to say it is quite childish to expend energy hating gay people , or women or whoever else. There are legitimate bad people out there who are worthy of hate. Murders , rapist, and over all hateful people. Actually you might be one of those people based on the attitudes you display here. Those are the kind of people worth hating. Not some girl who doesn't like you cause your short or some guy who kisses guys ( totally doesn't affect you unless your low key jealous). Its OK btw. lots of homophones are closeted gay dudes
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wtf?? @shookwun and @CopeForLife - why do you like this comment? is all this just trolling? yeah, this thread is fucked. im out. you just lost buckthorn and I know you guys love me. your loss.
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