bald stereotypes: which one do you like best?

[Man in Space]

If you sudenly become a bastion of positivity we got ourselves a randy granny to thank boys!

 

[seb]

If you sudenly become a bastion of positivity we got ourselves a randy granny to thank boys!

Yeah,being bald isnt THAT bad,you just got too have confidence.

 

[Man in Space]

HAHA classic! I love your dry sense of humour man

 

[seb]

HAHA classic! I love your dry sense of humour man

Yes,I am clearly wasted putting pieces of paper through letterboxes.

 

[Man in Space]

Just as well you got a something on the side now putting sausages through old ladies....

Im only messing, how was it to get back in the saddle?

 

[seb]

Just as well you got a something on the side now putting sausages through old ladies....

Im only messing, how was it to get back in the saddle?

More like a button mushroom.Nah it was a one-off...a quickie before she picked her kid up from school.That really put me off my vinegar strokes....still at least she came.Thats the kind of romantic I am.

 

[s.a.f]

HPM will be applying to the post office first thing tommorrow morning.
Being a baldy how much did you have to pay her?

 

[seb]

HPM will be applying to the post office first thing tommorrow morning.
Being a baldy how much did you have to pay her?

Nah,she wasnt off ny round,just some slapper I have known for a while...she has wanted me for years,now shes had me,the MACHINE
"Being a baldy,how much did you have to pay her"-Gave her a few stamps.

 

[slipy]

it'l never get used anyway, since we're bald!

On the contary.I used mine today(first time in 5years) on a saggy 50year old mother.Gave her what she wanted.Told me after,I am a machine. unk:

bhahah back in the day when i was just a cute kid with full long hair some old hag was trying to instigate flirting with me. needless to say i was creeped out.
i suppose some of those old b****s are wiling to have some young girly boy on wrinkeled skin action. im glad she's not my neighbour anymore.

 

[seb]

I wish she was mine!

 

[slipy]

now i realize tho :/

those 50 - 70 yo hags are the freshest were gonna get.

can't afford to be picky with our condition

 

[seb]

now i realize tho :/

those 50 - 70 yo hags are the freshest were gonna get.

can't afford to be picky with our condition

Now you are absorbing and realising my friend...this is the best we can get. :sobbing:

 

[slipy]

without a doubt they are the perfect counterparts for follically challenged guys like us.

 

[seb]

I aint screwing no 50 year old. f*ck that sh*t. Apart from hair loss I'm still a young buck!

When you are malformed like we are,this is the only thing out there for us.

 

[slipy]

I'm trully malformed more that any of you!

you wanna bet? i have crooked nose (slightly), ribcage deformation, male pattern baldness, various digestive disorders, underweight, bad eyesight.

what have you got in your deck?

come at me!

 

[slipy]

that's some proper malformation on your part, well done.

still im more ill and deformed overall.

you have to bring more to the table. master the art of being a deformed freak and maybe one day you'll surpass me. try some unhealthy sh*t like putting your body parts into a grinder or listening to coldplay to see if it works.

as for now...

i reclaim my place.