Me thinks you live in a fictional world KANGA, "Thiss heaaare ain't no barbie world"
It's obviously not as serious as CCs makes it out to be, but it's almost definitely more then 10% man.... First impressions are very important, and bald, is generally viewed as "negative". Now some girls, plenty of girls even, can get around that. But it's the difference between some girls who won't even think about it and some who might consider it. Best not have any other serious flaws though.. like if your also a cereal killer.. or a republican.
Your right about confidence though. Even so if you throw some hot bloke in a bar, who's got no confidence whatsoever... well let's say he's conan obrien, Conan Obrien trapped in brad pitts body.. but ol Conan only see's himself when he looks in the mirror. And he's suicidal.. leno done went to 10 o clock.. and he's stealin ratings...And he isn't even funny. He was supposed to retire, and fade into obscurity, die in a car crash years later, at his funeral conan was going to make a joke about how he is being buried in a jean jacket. But that didn't happen, and shoot poor conan ready to jump..Instead of a witty comic he thinks of himself as a pale half ginger kid.. but he's not a kid anymore.. he's just a pale half ginger man.. the ginger man.. a ginger wannabe.. his school days flash back at him.
But even so, the ladies don't see Conan, they see pitt. Glorious full hair headed pitt.. a gladiator, a gunslinger, a beautiful man.. without the mustache because inglorious bastards has finished filming..(It was a great movie btw) and damn, do they like what they see. They could walk up to him, and say "hey pretty boy" And conanPitt could reply "I hate myself, please kill me, I just want it to end".. and she wouldn't run screaming in another direction, she wouldn't quietly walk away in awkward silence, an awkward silence shared only by her because Conan barely even registered her being there. Nor would she hand him a gun like she did his bald counterpart in another dimension. No she would try and comfort him, She wouldn't see it as a negative.. she's found herself a fixer upper, and look at all the ladies in line behind her, she better get him fast.
Conitt has amazing, mind blowing sex that night, And lives happily ever after, 2 kids, beautiful wife, and hey, he's pretty funny, people don't laugh the way they did before, he doesn't really notice. It's harder to laugh at hot people, especially when they do self deprecating jokes about their freakish height.. when their just above average.. or their weird hair, when their hair is in fact perfection reached, or their pale skin, when in fact they have the prefect skin tone desired by all. Also since there's finally another comedian who isn't just mildly attractive Dane cook finally goes out of business. And the hot girl from the bar.. the beautiful one he married, who likes a*** and threesomes and monster trucks and football.. turned out to be a retired demolitions technician.. (she's black) And Jay Lenos car mysteriously explodes, The police found a bomb. It was labeled from: Conan " Always said I'd get the last laugh Jay".. but people were just happy to be rid of him and his terrible jokes so instead of solving the case they slapped words like mysterious and inconclusive on his case file and filed it away, then the cabinet fell out a window.. then spontaneously combusted.
The other Conitt, the one exactly the same as our Conitt, Aside from his baldness. went home and shot himself that night with the gun, the one the black girl gave him.
Fact: Having your entire scalp in plain view of the world means your life will suck.
Fact: She really does care
Fact: You DO look old
Fact: They are laughing at you
Fact: Life without hair is meaningless
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