Early 30s Bald Guy Still Gets Loads of Women

Boondock

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Proves you can still get the chicks if you're a Norwood. You just have to try harder and be a bit more creative. The facts don't lie...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ences.html

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s.a.f

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As Larry David would say "this is very bad for the bald community".
You notice that the report had to mention that he was balding and wore glasses. If he'd had a full head of hair would they have mentioned it?
 

Nene

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xD Boondock you're an ***, I thought this guy was gonna be some dating stud.
 

FSHGLD

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Surely that guy'd be in the bottom 20% of men (at best) in terms of sex appeal even as a NW1, but yeah he really doesn't carry off the baldness well at all. To be honest I kinda laughed at the story even though it is really wrong.
 

s.a.f

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Actually that guy looks like a typical Slybaldguys member. "Yeah dude you look great shaved bro!!!"
 

Boondock

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s.a.f said:
Actually that guy looks like a typical Slybaldguys member. "Yeah dude you look great shaved bro!!!"

"Rockin' the sly look bro, really suits your head shape."
 

cuebald

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This dude's 33! and he looks in his mid 40's. I'd bet he could look very normal with a decent styled NW1.

Even when he blackmailed women only 2 of the 6 went with him even then!
Read the comments

"What's most unbelievable is that two women actually agreed to have sex with this creep."
"Hells teeth, i'd rather be chucked in the slammer for a fortnight than sleep with him!!"
"Looking at him, I'd rather pay a fine thanks!"
"I'd rather lose my license or even go to prison than let that creepy man anywhere near me !!"
"Blimey ... I'd take the points and fine any day!"

Yeah, baldness isn't a handicap at all, the sly look really gets all the chicks :shakehead:
Some MP in the UK got caught propositioning a 17 year old boy for sex - he blamed "going bald" for this !
 

Boondock

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You've gotta be kidding dude. This guy is bottom 20% for sure, certainly in his age group.
 

Nene

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Boondock said:
You've gotta be kidding dude. This guy is bottom 20% for sure, certainly in his age group.

That means he's only a 1 or 2 out of a 10 if he's the bottom 20%. I think thats harsh, surely he could be a 3 or 4. He's nerdy looking but it's not like he's hideous and deformed.
 

Boondock

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False reasoning, man.

Most people's ratings operate like a bell curve.

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The majority of people are in the middle, with only very few at the extremes. That's why you very rarely call people a '1' or a '10 - 3s and 7s are much more common.

Therefore, it does not follow from this guy being in the bottom 20% that he's a 1 or a 2. He's probably, like you say, a 3 or a 4.
 

Boondock

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I should add that if I were in this guy's position, I would get a rug. I think this guy's someone who'd look much, much better with hair, and he's not really a hair transplant candidate.

Still, he could stay bald and keep on raping chicks.
 

cuebald

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I'd definitely say he's at least a 3 or a 4. The point being if he had a NW1 I bet a lot less women would be calling him a "creep" (losing some facial chub and the stereotypical "rapists smirk" would help too).

He's definitely not in the bottom 20% of people in their 30's. Not in the UK anyway (we must be an uglier race of people than others) You can see some very ugly people in the UK. (present company included! :mrgreen:)

Did you read the article dudemon? the point was he didn't get a lot of women - even when abusing his powers and using blackmail he failed with 60% of his targets.
 

Nene

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Boondock said:
False reasoning, man.

Most people's ratings operate like a bell curve.

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The majority of people are in the middle, with only very few at the extremes. That's why you very rarely call people a '1' or a '10 - 3s and 7s are much more common.

Therefore, it does not follow from this guy being in the bottom 20% that he's a 1 or a 2. He's probably, like you say, a 3 or a 4.

True, I didn't think of it in terms of the bell curve. For him to be a one he'd have to be like in the bottom .1%
 

s.a.f

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I actually would say he's in the bottom 20% the guys got no decent redeeming features. :gay:
 

s.a.f

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New theory : Maybe he was a NW1 when he started blackmailing women into sex but all that ejaculating (increased DHT) turned him bald! :woot:
 
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