HPM - living the dream?(Whatever happend to) thread

[s.a.f]

that's true saf, and ill be getting girls half my junior in my 40s due to my teenage hairline

That'll be bizarre since you cant get them now. :whistle:

PS teenage hairline or teenage lifestyle?

 

[slipy]

they probably gonna end up being just 2 of them there watching p**rn and using hpm's fleshlights.

 

[seb]

they probably gonna end up being just 2 of them there watching p**rn and using hpm's fleshlights.

Yeah,and rubbing each other off with a moist towel.

 

[Beingbaldsucks]

HPM is the dumbest most retarded poster I have ever sew in this forum. That off course if he's not a troll who doing it on porpuse cuz it gives him some kind of sick pleasure

 

[HairPieceMan]

party = Jailbaitgallery.com + fleshlight + KY Jelly Lube + my friend using the fleshlight on me.

 

[s.a.f]

party = Jailbaitgallery.com + fleshlight + KY Jelly Lube + my friend using the fleshlight on me.

And you know thats not a joke. :whistle:

 

[slipy]

hpm is going to wreck those fleshlights.


badly.

 

[HairPieceMan]

if your balding, their is only 1 thing to do

1 glue wig to head

2 ignore anyone who has seen you balding

3 get girls without loosing your money.

SORTED!

 

[slipy]

so far you're failing the 3rd step.

 

[berserker69]

HPM is the dumbest most retarded poster I have ever sew in this forum. That off course if he's not a troll who doing it on porpuse cuz it gives him some kind of sick pleasure

Threads like this keep this place in such better health, lovin it....

I am going through an image change akin to yourself HPM. Iron crosses n all that gothic/alternative shizz....

Gonna make an effort to actually fit into a niche subculture rather than be plain and not stand out at all, but yeah the trick is standing out for good things like confidence, style, charisma....

Of course, a vulgar bulging crotch, keeping your platform shoes on in bed and providing a complimentary solvent abuse service to girls who breathe in the vicinity of your wig are also good things to be renowned for, and will surely have the women lining up...

brsrkr69

 

[slipy]

if your going for the goth look it's advisable to have long hair. not that i haven't seen any sly goths but they come accross as oddity and trying to get where they don't belong in. id love to go for some kind of alternative look as i like that kind of stuff but being hair less it wouldn't work. the right feeling just isn't there.

 

[slipy]

the tendency i've noticed is that when a indie/alternative guy starts balding he is very likely to start growing a long bushy beard. :thumbdown2:

 

[HairPieceMan]

ok so this is my hairpiece

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=72444

thought id link it here since most people hang out here in the impact know more about my story so we can talk of my hairpiece there.

 

[s.a.f]

And thats a full cap?

 

[HairPieceMan]

yes, and im honoured you think it might just be a top piece

 

[s.a.f]

You look pretty young there, my only issue would be that at some point you're going to have to keep altering the style,density ect to make it more age appropriate and thats where most wearers slip up.
I think shortening the back and sides and probably the top also makes a wig look less 'wiggy' thats where Johnny Marr slips up his hairstyle is'nt age appropriate.

 

[HairPieceMan]

not sure about shortening but yeah i agree with lesser density, but since i have a face of a 20 year old i should be fine.

i mean i was sitting a table of 7 other 20 something men today and tbh our hair was pretty much the same, high density hair etc.

ill experiment with newer densities in the coming years, also thinking of going for lwight brown instead of dark brown, want to stay away from dark shades with hairpieces.

 

[HairPieceMan]

ok my full dream is as follows

1. get high school friend to come round
2. get him to brings girls to my place (i know one of them liked me before)
3. she lives with me and we both dont work (£70 a week form the dole)
4. we get a dog together and walk him alot.

 

[s.a.f]

ok my full dream is as follows

1. get high school friend to come round
2. get him to brings girls to my place (i know one of them liked me before)
3. she lives with me and we both dont work (£70 a week form the dole)
4. we get a dog together and walk him alot.

1. Very possible.
2. Possible but pretty lame.
3. Extremley unlikely.
Living with a hugely insecure social recluse with no money or ambition/direction in life, sharing his middle aged mothers home is'nt most womens fantasy scenario.
4.'Living the dream'!?

How about :

1. Get a job start earning your own money (£300 a week).
2. Move out get some independance and start living like a real adult.
3. Get a social life and change your entire personality.
4. Meet women.
:hump:

 

[HairPieceMan]

but ive met people that "live like real adults" its sh*t, one guy i know worked full time in spar, guy lived in a sh*t hole, a real sh*t hole, its just a box with a bed in it.

another guy that was "living on his own/independantly" was REALLY living with other tennants in rented flat in dundee, so tbh it was IMO a worse enviroment than my mums place, it was poorly furnished and was a total mess, rented place (aka going no where) and the other people were annoying.

i don't want to rent a place with 3 random dundee neds in a shared flat with sh*t furnishings.

its a rubbish idea.

also i like to live in upper middle class family home in posh area with view, not a small box/flat on my own or living with other tennents in a bigger place, its really sh*t i dont care if its mothers place, it has 4 bedrooms anyway so its pretty bigi might convert the attic into a 5th bedroom type thing so then i guess i have 5 bedrooms.

tbh i think most women would rather they lived with me at mums place than rented a place of our own due to the sheer size of the family home.

also i know a guy that has a gf that lives with upper middle class parents, he lives their with his 2 brothers, so that's a mum, dad, 3 sons and one of them has a gf, so that defeats your whole "women dont want a bf that lives in big home with mummy" stigma.