HPM - living the dream?(Whatever happend to) thread

IrishFella

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s.a.f said:
Hmm, elderly care does'nt come cheap - should eat right into the family fortune. He could live like that for decades.
Still maybe when you get a wife she'll be his full time nurse along with your full time nurse from the LL surgery.
Just another of many attractive benefits of being with the pieceman! :hump:

Please, God, stop giving that idiot attention, he's a pathological liar.
 

seb

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IrishFella said:
s.a.f said:
Hmm, elderly care does'nt come cheap - should eat right into the family fortune. He could live like that for decades.
Still maybe when you get a wife she'll be his full time nurse along with your full time nurse from the LL surgery.
Just another of many attractive benefits of being with the pieceman! :hump:

Please, God, stop giving that idiot attention, he's a pathological liar.

God aint giving him attention,he dont give a sh** about any of us!
 

HairPieceMan

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actually we make money off my dad,

mums on 33K a year, im on 4K a year (benefits), dads on 4K a year (disablity allounacne)

thats 42K a yer coming into the 350K (all payed up) household.

it only costs 12K a year to keep us all there, basic upkeep of the home + food for 3 and 2 car costs.

so that means we have £30,000 left over at the end of the year in a £350K house.

ROLLING IN CASH MATE.
 

uncomfortable man

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Thankks for the update... I can finally get a good nights sleep knowing you are alright HPM.

I haven't missed SAF's snarkyness lately but I am wondering what happened to Seb...
 

slipy

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both seb and saf disapeared simultaneously, seems kind of suspicious. it's like they made a agreement to not post on here anymore. maybe they still read the forum and think it's a clever way of trolling.
 

Hairforever

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I'm surprised SAF has disappeared; I thought he'd be on here for life. He did say recently that there's a new woman in his life so maybe he's moving on. But for baldies this place is like Hotel California: you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
 

cuebald

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SAF will be back when his new lady friend leaves him for a NW1
 

uncomfortable man

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He conveniently left out the part about getting botched hair transplant's and the damage control that ensued. Of course your not going to reveal such personally damning information when you are courting a new love interest. The toppik will be what gives him away... I hope she doesn't mind for his sake.
 

HairPieceMan

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I am back

Update:

1. still haven't "popped my cherry" yet as by safs words

2. my hair is getting better, my attachments methods are better and I have better hairlines, I can make a system last 12+ months now so my hair costs £30 a month, which is a big + since I've been on the dole (£300/per month) for about 1.5 years

3. on my height I have two shoe lifts, one that makes me 1.5" taller than a normal shoe (http://www.tallmenshoes.com/elevator-shoes-3313.html) and another that makes me 2.5" taller than a regular shoe (http://www.tallmenshoes.com/elevator-shoes-k33291.html), both have no visible heel and look like regular shoes, and I have boot-cut jeans to hide the back heel

4. to further my height it seems a new doctor in india is doing LL for only £10,000, when the MakeMeTaller Forum started in 2006 people were paying £15,000 to get it done in china, then a few year later about £12,000 for syria/serbia/russia because china put up their prices, so this is good news as it's the cheapest it's ever been, the indian doctor also does femurs as well.

5. on further height issues upon measuring my wingspan and such I have found out i can make myself 5" taller in total and still look good proportionally. 2x 2.5" LL surgeries.

6. on further height issues I'm sure i could work a regular job and save up that money in the space of one year, as i live with my parents with free rent, free food, + free car costs (mother pays for car insurance/road tax/M.O.T. + service bills)

7. BAD NEWS: unfortunately I have developed "dark circles" underneath my eyes, they have gotten a lot worse over the past 6 months, so i am going to do carboxy therapy with pureclinics in Edinburgh, my consultation will take place on October the 5th. I also have cliniques "even better eyes", and i did try cucumbers and tea bags for 4+ weeks. im going to see my dermatogist about it as well. my dark circles are WAY WORSE now, i have pictures of myself at 20 and ones of myself last month, I don't know how they appeared but its fairly bad, id give it maybe a 6/10 for bad appearance. its almost to the point where people would question whether im getting enough sleep or if I have been in a fight, i may have to resort to wearing shades.

8. I also still can't tan until I have completed my IPL to remove my beard hair, which im doing because I can't grow a beard and wear a full cap hair system.

I may have mentioned this before but some guy from my old school is coming down in a few weeks to help me get a girl, he is cool, pretty sure he is a good looking-ish 5' 7" NW1 but has really bad teeth, I got mine dental veneered so my teeth are perfect :D
 

Exodus2011

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ah i see hpm . . . . . welcome back

good luck with your friend helping you get laid

how tall you planning to get with the height surgery?

also in the 2.5 inch heels you can still walk well correct?
 

HairPieceMan

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Thank you!

5" in total!

yes I walk well, its like walking in stilettos so it does change your gate so i "feel" i am in walking in heels, but i did a test with my mum and she said she didn't notice that I walk like women do in heels so its 100% discreet, however the 1.5" i walk 100% normally (doesn't change my gait) and is 100% comfortable, the 2.5" are not something you could have at all times in relationship with a women, i would wear the 2.5" ones to "get laid" for lack of a better word, and the 1.5" for being in a relationship because my feet get tired of the 2.5" after a few hours, and when female isn't around i can walk around the house in flats, because you really need to give your feet a break.

yes it's a pain in the ***, but i am EXTREMELY unattractive to women at 5' 4.5". for the record with my "fake" NW1 hairline i am an average looking guy but this height is a death sentence anyway, but couple with average looking features I'm totally condemned to really bad relationships.

the LL surgery can be seen in 2 parts, i do one LL op to bring me to 5 7, then with 5 7 I would wear the 1.5" lifts and not bother with the 2.5" lifts, and then I live my life like that for 4 years and then do a 2nd LL operation, there is a lesser need to do a 2nd LL operation.
 
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The Internet is full of info claiming that you can add up to 2 inches with stretching exercises, cycling with high seat, and swiming, even after puberty

Hpm the problem with you is that you all fake, your height, your hair, the girl will eventually find out
 

HairPieceMan

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The Internet is full of info claiming that you can add up to 2 inches with stretching exercises, cycling with high seat, and swiming, even after puberty

Hpm the problem with you is that you all fake, your height, your hair, the girl will eventually find out

dont forget teeth, i spent £6000 on dental veneers!

i also spent £2000 on laser eye surgery so i dont need glasses
 
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Beingbaldsucksass

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dont forget teeth, i spent £6000 on dental veneers!

i also spent £2000 on laser eye surgery so i dont need glasses

That is legit, height surgery as all, if you fixing yourself that's ok, but heels and hairpiece not really, have you looked into hair transplant's?

And btw what do you think about the stretching exercises and cycling with high seat,swiming that people claiming that can make you grow up to 2 inches, one man even said that in his 20 after a month of intense cycling he grow 1.4 inch.

Maybe you can first grow 2 inches with those exercises and then when your 1.68 do the surgery of 9 inches more and then your 1.77, that is pretty tall
 

HairPieceMan

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im NW6 diffuser started at 19 and shaved complete sly @ 22.

now im totally SLICK NW6 and im balding in the horshoe, there is nothing left, I'm getting IPL on my head so my head hair have stopped growing.

ye those stretching exercises will not work, nothing works, only LL.
 
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Beingbaldsucksass

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People all over the net claim it's working and uploaded photos too, it's actually make sense cuz our body is not fully stretched.
 

HairPieceMan

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that is Bull****, that is why everyone is getting LL, cause there is no way to grow taller, its all scams. after puberty your bones are locked in and there is NOTHING to make you taller.

well go do your stretching exercises then, save yourself £20,000 and the painful height surgery if all you need is some star jumps in the morning!

if it worked random people you know would be turning up 2-3" at age 25+ if its just stretching exercises.

if someone turns up taller its

1. shoe lifts
2. LL surgery.
 
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Beingbaldsucksass

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It dosent suppose to make a huge diffrence, 2 inches is the maximum. With ll surgey you can obtain up to 4 inches.

If you cycling for a long time with high seat to the point you need to fully stretch your legs to the pedals and do it allot then your logo stretches more, not too much like I said but 2 inches is possible, like I said people reported it's working, and why it isn't a scam? Cuz no one selling anything, its just simple science that make sense, our body is not fully streatched
 
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