Italian Hair Loss Lotion To Hit The Market In 2016

Bigoldben

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Let's face the true, guys.

A few hundred years ago, Louis XIV, the King of France, the Sun King, was losing his hair, so he had to wear a f*****g wig.

Millions of men had to face hairloss in the past, even the most powerful men in history.

You are not different. You are not special. You are not lucky.

This problem won't be solved anytime soon.

This is a ridiculous post, the fact is that one day balding will not be a thing. Decades ago a cancer diagnosis was a notice of death now in the west fifty percent of those diagnosed will survive. Not to compare the two things, hairloss is cosmetic as big as it seems to us on here. But the point is that when we are making scientific progress everywhere constantly then it seems bizarre to consign yourself to the fate of a man who lived hundreds of years ago. One scroll through this section of the forum will show you 5-10 (maybe more ongoing trials). At least one of them will work to significantly slow hairloss, maybe one might be the magic bullet. But the fact is if you throw enough sh*t at the wall some of it will stick and compared to the last million years of baldness we have a machine gun of sh*t firing at the wall. Say shiseido buys you twenty years of hair. That gives you another twenty years for scientists to find something better. Say Brotzu works, that means that until scientists find something better you’re putting it on your head every night but then you’re presumably using shower gel on the rest of your body at least once a day and putting toothpaste on your teeth twice.
 

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guys i know when the cure will come out.
basically i have the worst luck in the world, so just check the obituaries for my name. the cure will come out the day after.
 

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Regardless of what’s to happen, whether or not it’s a scam, we’ve still all shared what we know, what we’ve been informed etc and nobody has purchased anything, we haven’t lost out realistically.. if it’s a scam then fidia have basically fucked it, the hype has massively dropped and there is an awful lot of people that are willing to wait to see 6 month progresses (if it’s realeased) off of trusted community sources before they even try the lotion

I think for how this came about the community did pretty well, not everybody is blinded by baldness desperation
 

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Ok, I will get some brains and eat them. Now, I will embrace the zombie lifestyle *munch *munch *munch.
It's not like I or we expected anything. In the end I just pointed out that belicapelli mods are pathetic.
And project your angsty rage somewhere else, join a boxing club or something.

it wasnt even aimed at you.

i just commented on the news you delivered, practically agreeing with your tone
 

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This thread is officially loss
 

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IV in right arm for food. IV in left arm 1mg finasteride ed. IV in scalp 2ml 5% minoxidil 8% ru ed. Wake me up in 6 months...

Can you pay someone to induce a coma ???

I'd wake up in 6 months and nothing would change

Sign me up for the coma anyways
 

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It seems rather strange the inverse relationship present here.
Fidia have done literally nothing good or bad in the last week. One guy announced we would know all within a day and as we haven’t heard anything Fidia have become the greatest evil on the planet.

I do not believe this is a total scam, it seems too far fetched that an old man decided to create a baldness scam and then passed it onto an old pharmaceutical firm who in turn bought into the scam. That said it obviously won’t be the ‘miracle cure’. The 70 year old man who’s been bald for 30 years isn’t going to sporting a mullet by 2019. But it might work to maintain indefinitely. It might help to regrow or it might help to delay. The question is, why delay the release of a scam? If it’s not going to work it won’t work and it would have been released years ago. It will either be released and some efficacy or it will never see the light of day.
 

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I do not believe this is a total scam, it seems too far fetched that an old man decided to create a baldness scam and then passed it onto an old pharmaceutical firm who in turn bought into the scam.
It's not too far fetched if we assume that the said old man is too old to comprehend things and overvalued his findings.
His son is quite old too, so take that in mind.
 

Bigoldben

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I don’t doubt for a second that his findings are overvalued. I don’t believe 5 years of regrowth is likely in anyone. But at the same time if it maintains long term without side effect it’s a breakthrough. If it causes regrowth in everyone it’s revolutionary. If it performs the same or slightly better than minoxidil and finasteride it’s an undoubted improvement.

If it does nothing it would be out by now and discredited or would have been cancelled discreetly, I do admit the latter could still happen.

The things is it doesn’t have to be the end of the story. If it buys a decade or so that’s another decade for a long term cure to be found, the magic bullet so to speak.
 

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I do not believe this is a total scam, it seems too far fetched that an old man decided to create a baldness scam and then passed it onto an old pharmaceutical firm who in turn bought into the scam.

First, this is a kind of fallacy called "fallacy of origins"; it's where you assume that information must be true simply because of where it came from. Old men are perfectly capable of lying. Hell, I'd actually say it's more likely for a guy in the twilight of both his career and life to just stop giving a sh*t.

Second, the lotion may not be a full-fledged "scam", but it's clear as day at this point that it doesn't work anywhere near as well as claimed.

But it might work to maintain indefinitely.

"Might", but probably doesn't. The theoretical basis for why it "might" is pretty damn shaky.
 
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