Italian Hair Loss Lotion To Hit The Market In 2016

[BaldAsshole]

Usually happens to younger guys, or at least ones who are in love. The older you get the more accepting you tend to be.

The balder you get, the more accepting of girls dumping you you tend to be.

 

[vegetassj]

Can‘t they give a f*****g update!!!???

 

[spring15]

I believe @Clockwise is a sincere reliable source

Unfortunately his sources seem to be about as reliable as this guy, making the above statement void

 

[Marcaronii]

Can‘t they give a f*****g update!!!???

Chill out bruh, I have a friend who knows a friend who knows someone that works at fidia and he said they'll be releasing magic lotion soon in 2016.

 

[DanielDüsentrieb]

Chill out bruh, I have a friend who knows a friend who knows someone that works at fidia and he said they'll be releasing magic lotion soon in 2016.

Hmmm that sounds kind of fishy...
But if that friend of a friend of a friend is working at fidia (probably as a houskeeper) the source is reliable.

 

[MrJolly16]

I believe @Clockwise is a sincere reliable source

Unfortunately his sources seem to be about as reliable as this guy, making the above statement void
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What´s going on @Clockwise? No update then? June is about to be over and here we are... Thanks!

 

[luca10]

@beps63

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Just then you saw how angry that pjhair guy was because he can't accept the fact that hair follicules die. I think he wants to believe he still has a chance for his slick bald head or something and just saying that triggered the f****r hard.

The only chance is called Replicel *prays*.

 

[Guts]

What´s going on @Clockwise? No update then? June is about to be over and here we are... Thanks!

Clockwork be like “I haven’t posted an update because I don’t have any new information to add right now. We’re still expecting an update by the end of June 2016 though.”

 

[br1]

What´s going on @Clockwise? No update then? June is about to be over and here we are... Thanks!

Lmfao

 

[BalderBaldyBald]

Lel, you guys are really waiting for an update from HyaluronicAcid Inc. ?

Guess what you're gonna get in that druid potion

 

[Guts]

Lel, you guys are really waiting for an update from HyaluronicAcid Inc. ?

Guess what you're gonna get in that druid potion

Let me guess.... hyaluronic acid?

 

[furtbr]

Fidia is waiting for the World Cup to end

 

[Nostro100]

Fidia is working on a time machine so that they can go back to 2016 and release the lotion...thats why they are taking so much time. Doesnt matter anyway because the lotion will only be available for people on a parallel timeline/universe

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

That's a lot of hassle for snake oil.

 

[br1]

Everybody ate your finasteride today? No lotion, boios...

 

[BaldAsshole]

I post here because I want to be part of this meme, one of the biggest of our time. Future generations with full heads of hair will come back to this page and laugh their f*****g *** off.

I would laugh if I wasn't dead inside.

 

[Marcaronii]

I post here because I want to be part of this meme, one of the biggest of our time. Future generations with full heads of hair will come back to this page and laugh their f*****g *** off.

Future generations with full heads of hair wouldn't even visit this forum.

 

[Falsenine]

I post here because I want to be part of this meme, one of the biggest of our time. Future generations with full heads of hair will come back to this page and laugh their f*****g *** off.

More like future generations would still be hyping this sh*t up because they’re still balding...

 

[inmyhead]

Everybody ate your finasteride today? No lotion, boios...

I took before sleep yesterday, I feel more rested in the morning this way.