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hairblues

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Nope! But I have met plenty of them on a regular basis. And I can tell you almost all of them tend to be women. No offense to all the women here. Just stating the facts.

I'm not offended...I'm not a hypochondriac...but i am little phobic when i am getting sick or when i think i might be getting sick...i get so nervous when i feel it coming on. but that is more that i hate being alone when i am sick. I get scared. Until i am too sick to care that i am alone lol. Like viruses, flus that sort of thing.
 

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I don't know man. Getting raped seems pretty traumatic....but if I had to choose between getting raped or losing my hair, I guess I would choose rape. Just as long as the rapist is asian.

choosing rape just makes it rough sex.

why not just do a gang rape p**rn and get a hair transplant with $$$.
 

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It's crazy how rape is portrayed in the media and the average peoples opinion of it.
I've heard people say they would rather die than get raped.
How bad is it, really?

Personally I would rather get raped than lose my hair. And, I'm not talking being raped by a woman, I'm talking prison style here.

Rape sucks, don't get me wrong, but in the grand scheme of things it's just an involuntary f*** for let's say 15 minutes.
its super traumatic because the victim expects to be murdered after it I imagine. Must be f*****g terrifying.
 

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Thats pretty much what prison style rape is. you think its just one guy?
Sometimes it is. But it is not funny either.

You must have seen the movie based on David Mamet's screenplay: "Edmond". Terrifying.
 

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This should make you and your fellow morons chuckle.
Expect "likes" from the usual suspects.

Triggered!!!
 

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As a guy you are almost never physically weaker than your partner. Therefore there is much less risk involved in having sex.

As a girl it's the opposite. Once your basic trust in the opposite sex is broken your sex life is permanently damaged.

The problem with rape is not the PTSD. It's a mild form of castration.

I know a girl who looks like Kate blanchett, 5ft7, 110 pounds. She was virgin until she turned 28 (well technically not from 12, but you get it).

Rape actually is pretty similar to baldness. It ruins your social life for a good 10 to 15 years. Similar to Fred's baldness actually, which eventually was resolved but led to years of pain.
 

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As a guy you are almost never physically weaker than your partner. Therefore there is much less risk involved in having sex.

As a girl it's the opposite. Once your basic trust in the opposite sex is broken your sex life is permanently damaged.

The problem with rape is not the PTSD. It's a mild form of castration.

I know a girl who looks like Kate blanchett, 5ft7, 110 pounds. She was virgin until she turned 28 (well technically not from 12, but you get it).

Rape actually is pretty similar to baldness. It ruins your social life for a good 10 to 15 years. Similar to Fred's baldness actually, which eventually was resolved but led to years of pain.
Fred's case is different, he didn't have inner confidence.

You create your own reality
 

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Fred's case is different, he didn't have inner confidence.

You create your own reality

I think that's part of the story, but not all of it.

Plus you really can't blame him. He got raped by baldness in the full sense of the word.
 

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I don't think women really understand how it is to be a horny guy with a half-naked girl next to you in bed. A girl that was all over you that evening and all of a sudden is like "Nah don't want to anymore!".

Guys?

My girlfriend was all over that guy all night before she was in bed with him, the reason she didn't want to have sex was because she felt sick, not because she was not sexually attracted to that guy.

I'm not justifying it. Again, I believe it is wrong. But human nature is human nature and girls should be aware of it.

This is what strong father figures were for, so that their daughters would never find themselves in that situation.

Did I say it was wrong already?

This is another example of something I've noticed. You hate muslims but ironically you have literally all the same views as them on absolutely everything. Pretty funny actually.
 

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I think that's part of the story, but not all of it.

Plus you really can't blame him. He got raped by baldness in the full sense of the word.
YOU CREATE YOUR OWN REALITY


bald is cool if you want to it be

Confront yourself objectively, it's what you make of it.






:D
 

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This is another example of something I've noticed. You hate muslims but ironically you have literally all the same views as them on absolutely everything. Pretty funny actually.

yeah i did notice that at least in this specific situation.

but to give him credit because he did seem to kind to come around to thinking it out.
 

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That because Fred's a..... wait for it......... hypocritical, lying douchebag dick-splash who lives an utterly average existence despite all his protesting to the contrary. The most impressive thing about the guy is that he's gulled a sad coterie of self-pitying NW2's (most of this forum) into believing he's some kind of messiah. He's a deluded half wit. Nothing more, nothing less. He should have been banned years ago, strapped up into a wheelchair and carted away to the asylum where he belongs.

Outside of Superman movies, nobody says dick-splash anymore.

And why are you writing so many belligerent posts?

Have some red wine or something.
 

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I will never understand why this forum is so tolerant of Fred. The guy is an absolute sh*t. .


well keeping it 100% real.

I think you write more fucked up sh*t about people randomly then either of them do.

few weeks ago i was fighting with PJ it was about me.

i have seen you do this randomly about others for months.

now its Dante and the Bear.
 

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What can I say? I'm retro.
Man of Steel isn't retro, it came out in 2013.

Little Pete Ross called little Clark Kent a dick-splash on the bus, basically exposition showing Clark was bullied, that he's an outsider.

It's the only context in which I've heard the term.

And also your post.
 

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Lol. What did I say about you? :D My opinion of you is the same as it's always been whatever the case; I think you're an (inexplicably?) angry person who is either too proud or too stupid (it's probably the latter) to understand that most of what she posts is pure gibberish. Let's just say I''m not surprised that you work in the film industry.

And if you were relevant i would care.
 
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