Positivity: God Of War. This Is The Only Look For Bald Men.

[sunchyme1]

This is just what I was thinking in the other thread and it's spot on, I can only hope to be a 6 bald, it won't get better than that. With a frame on my head I have sharp-ish aesthetics (chin might let me down) but bald, I can't hope to compete with the out-of-this-world side profile of a Kelly Slater, and I might even end up below average.

But yeah for 90% of even good looking guys, slightly above average is as good as it gets bald.

would you consider a chin implant to improve you profile if you went bald?

relatively cheap and safe

 

[Rudiger]

would you consider a chin implant to improve you profile if you went bald?

relatively cheap and safe

I suppose I would, but really I'm thinking of going permabeard (normally I just keep it for a month at most, a few times a year) because jaw looks sharp as can be now.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

This is just what I was thinking in the other thread and it's spot on, I can only hope to be a 6 bald, it won't get better than that. With a frame on my head I have sharp-ish aesthetics (chin might let me down) but bald, I can't hope to compete with the out-of-this-world side profile of a Kelly Slater, and I might even end up below average.

But yeah for 90% of even good looking guys, slightly above average is as good as it gets bald.

Pitbull has a weakish chin and he looks ok bald (maybe a 6?):

I don't have a chiselled jaw either and I look ok bald

 

[hairblues]

Pitbull has a weakish chin and he looks ok bald (maybe a 6?):

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I don't have a chiseled jaw either and I look ok bald

Picture that man dressed in a gas station uniform and he is not a 6 anymore.

 

[Notcoolanymore]

Picture that man dressed in a gas station uniform and he is not a 6 anymore.

I have heard that clothes do make the man.

 

[hairblues]

I have heard that clothes do make the man.

they don't hurt if just average.
If ugly its not going to help too much.

 

[Rudiger]

Never realised how Pitbull looks like a beta-Corgan, not a good thing.

Then again all slybald guys look the same, in fact I could probably find some pictures where they both look like Sinead O'Connor.

 

[sunchyme1]

Never realised how Pitbull looks like a beta-Corgan, not a good thing.

Then again all slybald guys look the same, in fact I could probably find some pictures where they both look like Sinead O'Connor.

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ugly, ugly motherfucker

 

[Rudiger]

He actually has a great face structure, not to say women across the board would find him "hot" with or without hair, but he was far from ugly. Even about 10 years ago with some facial hair he started to look better than when he first shaved it:

Around the time he started banging prime Jessica Simpson, who may not be to everyone on here's tastes (lol 4/10 would not bang) but for a weird balding alt rocker that's pretty impressive in my book.

Unfortunately in the last handful of years he's put on some decent weight, well on his face and chin at least, dunno if he's drinking more or not eating right, but slybald and facial bloat = aesthetic mortuary.

Not even hat prisoner status can save you now. Good night, sweet prince.

 

[hairblues]

Never realised how Pitbull looks like a beta-Corgan, not a good thing.

Then again all slybald guys look the same, in fact I could probably find some pictures where they both look like Sinead O'Connor.

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Pit bull is an example of a picture does not tell whole story because he is not really good looking But when he talks (deep voice, Cuban accent) or presents himself in public he has a 'sexy Latin' kind of energy.
But I definitely think if he was stereotypical Latin (i.e. low income profession, clothes) he would lose a lot of his appeal.

 

[blackg]

But I definitely think if he was stereotypical Latin (i.e. low income profession, clothes) he would lose a lot of his appeal.

That's a bit racialist.

 

[Rudiger]

Pit bull is an example of a picture does not tell whole story because he is not really good looking But when he talks (deep voice, Cuban accent) or presents himself in public he has a 'sexy Latin' kind of energy.
But I definitely think if he was stereotypical Latin (i.e. low income profession, clothes) he would lose a lot of his appeal.

Pitbull is probably one of the nicest humans to emerge in music in the past decade or 2, since the hyper money involved primarily now attracts insanely vacuous stars or stars who are nice but legitimately insane.

http://gawker.com/5930334/in-victor...ull-visits-alaska-receives-gift-of-bear-spray

This troll successfully got the internet to send him out to a remote Alaskan village, and less than a hundred people showed up (probably most of said village) when Pitbulls team probably hoped a major city would've votes him in for thousands of people and mass exposure.

However that troll guy said he almost felt bad because he was there with Pitbull for the journey and day (he's a journalist) and couldn't get over how great he was about it and really embraced the town and atmosphere.

There's always stuff about him being really grateful to fans like this. I think I like this so much because he looks like the epitome 21st century douche.

 

[hairblues]

That's a bit racialist.

No it's not I wrote 'stereotypical'.

 

[blackg]

No it's not I wrote 'stereotypical'.

Okay.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

Picture that man dressed in a gas station uniform and he is not a 6 anymore.

He's okay looking - definitely good looking enough to get laid and not be an incel.

I usually try and post pictures of non famous people as it does cause bias - but I couldn't find any bald men with weakfish chins to show as an example.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

Pit bull is an example of a picture does not tell whole story because he is not really good looking But when he talks (deep voice, Cuban accent) or presents himself in public he has a 'sexy Latin' kind of energy.
But I definitely think if he was stereotypical Latin (i.e. low income profession, clothes) he would lose a lot of his appeal.

Do those with Italian ancestors such as your self not identify with the latino/a community in America - are they seen as completely different?

 

[hairblues]

Do those with Italian ancestors such as your self not identify with the latino/a community in America - are they seen as completely different?

Italian Americans have a lot of stereotypes.
Every culture in USA has negative stereotype.
That is the beauty of a melting pot.

 

[hairblues]

As liberal as I thought I was---this site is pushing me closer and closer to middle.

 

[hairblues]

Do those with Italian ancestors such as your self not identify with the latino/a community in America - are they seen as completely different?

And clearly you never watched West Side Story.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

Italian Americans have a lot of stereotypes.
Every culture in USA has negative stereotype.
That is the beauty of a melting pot.

I still don't see America as a melting pot - I still see it as a mostly white country with some foreigners settling there.

I know this isn't exactly true but its how I see it for some reason.