" Sorry, I'm Not Into Bald Guys. You Should Try Approaching A Bald Woman."

[Joan]

If I was 5'2" or 5'3" or 5'4" or 5'5" or even 5'6" I might do it. But anywhere from
5'7" and above I would not do it. I would just wear shoes with a slight elevator
effect if I was 5'7" or 5'8"...and maybe 5'6". A woman would not necessarily find
out for many months (or even years) because once my shoes start coming off
I'm usually sitting on the bed talking with her or already lying on the bed with her
and starting to undress.

What about when you shower together or are just hanging around the house?

 

[Wolf Pack]

I think we need more than a like button, similar to facebook. I want to do the "haha" emoticon to Joan's post. She's toying now with nameless, like a cat toying with her prey!

 

[Joan]

I think we need more than a like button, similar to facebook. I want to do the "haha" emoticon to Joan's post. She's toying now with nameless, like a cat toying with her prey!

Sometimes it's hard to tell when nameless is joking or being serious. I was just wondering how he was going to prevent those elevator shoes from becoming waterlogged.

 

[nameless]

What about when you shower together or are just hanging around the house?

Firstly, 5'9" is tall enough for me so I won't need
elevator shoes or the leg bone lengthening surgery.

But if I was between 5'6" and 5'8" I would probably use
the elevator shoes and I would feel very secure in them
because it's not like a hairpiece where a woman would
be looking right at them whenever we talked face to face.
Elevator shoes would be on my feet and she would not be
examining my feet as part of typical interaction.

If I was under 5'6" I would strongly consider the leg lengthening
surgery but I would not jump right into it without first find the best
surgeon doing it and getting myself in the optimum health for
surgery.

As far as a man showering with a woman while he is wearing elevator
shoes goes - by the time a man is showering with a woman they would
be emotionally attached and by then she would not make a big issue of
his height because she would be bonded to him.

For example, I typically don't shower with women in the first few dates.
And if I were the man in question, I would not need elevator shoes because
I'm 5'9", and if I were shorter and if I did use elevator shoes it's unlikely that
we would be together anymore by the time the issue of showering together
came up because I typically just hang with a woman a short while and then
move on to other women before the issue of showering with her comes up.

I'm assuming I would have my hair back when I typed the above.

 

[nameless]

Sometimes it's hard to tell when nameless is joking or being serious. I was just wondering how he was going to prevent those elevator shoes from becoming waterlogged.

I would not even try to prevent them from getting waterlogged.
Shoes don't get waterlogged very often as part of regular living.
I would just live my life and whatever happens, happens.

And if my shoes did get waterlogged then I would just buy a new
pair of shoes.

 

[CaptainForehead]

Hey Dante, how tall are you?

 

[Joan]

As far as a man showering with a woman while he is wearing elevator
shoes goes - by the time a man is showering with a woman they would
be emotionally attached and by then she would not make a big issue of
his height because she would be bonded to him.

For example, I typically don't shower with women in the first few dates.
And if I were the man in question, I would not need elevator shoes because
I'm 5'9", and if I were shorter and if I did use elevator shoes it's unlikely that
we would be together anymore by the time the issue of showering together
came up because I typically just hang with a woman a short while and then
move on to other women before the issue of showering with her comes up.

You said a woman wouldn't necessarily find out for many months or even years. I think it would be difficult to hide wearing elevator shoes even in the very beginning of an intimate relationship, but I'm sure if any guy could find a way, it would be you (if you were a short guy). And I was referring to shoes becoming waterlogged in the shower, not in everyday life (just a little humor).

 

[Eureka]

1.75 cm

As in 5'9?.. which is quite average. Unless you're from one of the Nordic countries that is not short(objectively).

 

[Rudiger]

I spent like a good 2 minutes laughing at nameless' calm and reasoned reply about the waterlogged shoes, it's just absolutely ridiculous.

This truly is the nuthouse sometimes.

 

[nameless]

I spent like a good 2 minutes laughing at nameless' calm and reasoned reply about the waterlogged shoes, it's just absolutely ridiculous.

This truly is the nuthouse sometimes.

Now you're auto-pilot attacking me because I hurt your feelings.
You are a very weak person for letting your feelings be hurt by an
internet poster.

 

[EvilLocks]

1.75 cm

LMFAO, and you are complaining because...? 1.75 cm is NOT SHORT. Omfg. I truly believe you just love to feel sorry for yourself and recieve other's sympathy. You don't get mine. And yeah, keep on disliking all my posts, you'll only get the same in return.

 

[Rudiger]

Now you're auto-pilot attacking me because I hurt your feelings.
You are a very weak person for letting your feelings be hurt by an
internet poster.

Not at all! That was just too hilarious, I had to point it out, I really did belly laugh.

You are demented, you keep repeating this "weak person" like it's a mental tick, it reads the same as how people with psychosis or schizophrenia write on the internet. I can see you rocking back and forth on a chair bitterly mumbling "weak... weak..."

This place is not good for you. But no, there's nothing an insane person can say to hurt my feelings, your thoughts don't qualify as reasoned or worth worrying about.

 

[EvilLocks]

Brilliant, evilfocs is gone nuts and now is disliking my posts just for the heck of it.

Does this remind you of anything, Fred?

I have disliked like 4 of your posts, and you say I have gone nuts? Besides, you did the exact same thing to me, all my 5 dislikes are from you. LOL!

 

[nameless]

You said a woman wouldn't necessarily find out for many months or even years. I think it would be difficult to hide wearing elevator shoes even in the very beginning of an intimate relationship, but I'm sure if any guy could find a way, it would be you (if you were a short guy). And I was referring to shoes becoming waterlogged in the shower, not in everyday life (just a little humor).

Well first of all, it's doubtful I would be with her for months or years. About 2,000 women passed through my life by the time I was 24 and I only spent more than one or two days with 3 or 4 of them.

I do not need elevator shoes and I do not wear them, but if I had my hair I could keep just about any woman from finding out for at least a few months but probably not for years. If I get my hair back I will wear elevator shoes and test how long I can keep women from finding out. It sounds like it might be good for some laughs.

 

[nameless]

LMFAO, and you are complaining because...? 1.75 cm is NOT SHORT. Omfg. I truly believe you just love to feel sorry for yourself and recieve other's sympathy. You don't get mine. And yeah, keep on disliking all my posts, you'll only get the same in return.

If 1.75 cm is f'9" then of course he isn't short but that doesn't mean that all of the other negative things he believes about himself aren't true.
What if he's mistaken about being short but he's right about all of the other negative physical traits he says he has?

 

[Rudiger]

I have disliked like 4 of your posts, and you say I have gone nuts? Besides, you did the exact same thing to me, all my 5 dislikes are from you. LOL!

Hahaha! Holy sh*t. He's also been disliking my posts.

That having been said, I only showered with the 3 or 4 women I spent more time with. I didn't shower with any of the others. None. I do NOT wear elevator shoes but none of those 1096/1097 women know for sure if I wear elevator shoes or not.

I mean just read some of this stuff, it's absolutely hilarious.

 

[EvilLocks]

What if he's mistaken about being short but he's right about all of the other negative physical traits he says he has?

Sure, he might be correct about that, who knows. Frankly I don't care. I don't find him to be much of a likeable person (and I'm sure he'll say the same about me), so no, I don't feel sorry for him.

 

[nameless]

You said a woman wouldn't necessarily find out for many months or even years. I think it would be difficult to hide wearing elevator shoes even in the very beginning of an intimate relationship, but I'm sure if any guy could find a way, it would be you (if you were a short guy). And I was referring to shoes becoming waterlogged in the shower, not in everyday life (just a little humor).

I didn't shower with any woman within the first days of meeting her and almost all of my relationships (except for 3 or 4 relationships) were 1 or 2 days long. So we weren't together long enough for them to make a judgment about how tall I am. Those women just laid around on the couch or bed with me and we had some laughs and some loving is all. Maybe we went to the store or went to a party or whatever. But we didn't stand toe to toe with no shoes on or do anything that would have let them find out for sure how tall I was.

 

[nameless]

Sure, he might be correct about that, who knows. Frankly I don't care. I don't find him to be much of a likeable person (and I'm sure he'll say the same about me), so no, I don't feel sorry for him.

I've noticed that some people who lose their hair then start noticing every tiny suspected flaw they might possibly have.

 

[EvilLocks]

I've noticed that some people who lose their hair then start noticing every tiny suspected flaw they might possibly have.

It's called BDD.