The Frequent "official" Origin Of My Recent Failures With Women

[EvilLocks]

For putting on makeup? I absolutely agree.

When I was 14 I looked like a retarded child lol.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

Hey cutie

He's not a bad looking chap. He's probably around his late 30s or early 40s and I imagine that he would do okay with women in that age group.

 

[CaptainForehead]

When I was 14 I looked like a retarded child lol.

I doubt it. PM me pics.

 

[EvilLocks]

I doubt it. PM me pics.

I don't have any pics from that age. I have one at 17-18 on my computer.

 

[CaptainForehead]

What makes up think you looked retarded?

 

[Xander94]

I don't have any pics from that age. I have one at 17-18 on my computer.

send for recreational purposes

 

[rclark]

On another note, I'm on the fence right now about going out tonight and hitting up the bars by myself

What do you guys think, yay or nah?

Yay

 

[rclark]

This dude I was friends with growing up just got out of prison.

When I used to hang out with him (middle school and high school years) he literally always had attractive females throwing themselves at him

This probably says a lot about how fucked up in the head I am, but when I heard recently he was in prison, one of my thoughts was whether his hair was going to sh*t in there...he's my age (late 20's), and he assumingly would have no way to treat hair loss in there

He just put up a pic on facebook.....SOLID NW1. Still easily 8.5-9/10 in the face

I was told by someone who saw him since he got out that he was asking about me, and he apparently mentioned he wanted to hang out with me

if I start hanging out with him, I will be instantly cucked to second hand pick status with any females we interact with. I'm tired of being the second choice

f*****g lol at having my life on track, being well on my way to a decent career....and I'm even a decent looking guy (despite being a manlet)

I wouldn't stand a chance

Offer him PRISON SEX in exchange for WOMEN.

 

[CaptainForehead]

Some of you may know this woman

 

[Exodus2011]

Cap, without googling, ember stone correct?

 

[Dench57]

@CopeForLife
@sunchyme1

straight sets lol

 

[Exodus2011]

He's not a bad looking chap. He's probably around his late 30s or early 40s and I imagine that he would do okay with women in that age group.

That sucks lol. 40 is pretty old

Tbf i think he cud get girls in their 30s. I think he is fairly attractive.

 

[CopeForLife]

He's not a bad looking chap. He's probably around his late 30s or early 40s and I imagine that he would do okay with women in that age group.

his wife is quite attractive albeit plain

 

[CaptainForehead]

Cap, without googling, ember stone correct?

They might be two different girls (I can't tell them apart).

One goes by "Red Fox". The other by Michelle H

 

[EvilLocks]

What makes up think you looked retarded?

Not retarded maybe, but not very sexy either No fashion sense, no boobs, looking like a 9 year old child I started developing around 16-17

 

[CaptainForehead]

Not retarded maybe, but not very sexy either No fashion sense, no boobs, looking like a 9 year old child I started developing around 16-17

14 year olds are not supposed to look sexy.
That's why I'm against makeup for that age group.

 

[EvilLocks]

14 year olds are not supposed to look sexy.
That's why I'm against makeup for that age group.

I completely agree. However, today they often look something like this:

I'm pretty good at makeup (although I prefer natural makeup) but she's better than me.

 

[Dante92]

14 year olds are not supposed to look sexy.

True, but your penis might disagree, right, @CopeForLife ?

 

[JohnsonDDG]

That sucks lol. 40 is pretty old

Tbf i think he cud get girls in their 30s. I think he is fairly attractive.

40 is pretty old when you are in your 20s, but when it becomes closer its no longer a big deal.

 

[Xander94]

I completely agree. However, today they often look something like this:

I'm pretty good at makeup (although I prefer natural makeup) but she's better than me.

I will never have that girl not even if I move mountains with psychic powers