The Frequent "official" Origin Of My Recent Failures With Women

[Xander94]

you just chilling dude?

Ye Im chill now I found an old kickboxing pic of mine thats good crossing fingers its gonna result in a match with a 60 year old fat black woman.

 

[sunchyme1]

You can be honest. It's gotta hurt.

f*****g heartbroken man

been looking forward to this for months

had time booked off work, was gonna meet him at bristol airport, go beat up some fullheads in town

had all kinds of sh*t planned

f*** knows what im gonna do for the summer now

 

[Exodus2011]

Ye Im chill now I found an old kickboxing pic of mine thats good crossing fingers its gonna result in a match with a 60 year old fat black woman.

Why dont you post a pic of yourself in super saiyan form?

 

[Xander94]

Why dont you post a pic of yourself in super saiyan form?

Ok

 

[sunchyme1]

Why dont you post a pic of yourself in super saiyan form?

 

[Xander94]

Beginning... beginning...beginning lol

I apologized to her in pm

 

[sunchyme1]

I apologized to her in pm

send pic in pm

 

[Xander94]

send pic in pm

 

[hairblues]

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Okay...your gonna need more than some lube and two advil for that thing.

I apologized to her in pm

Sorry I had blocked you I was so pissed I did not get PM..Forgiven no worries.

 

[Xander94]

Okay...your gonna need more than some lube and two advil for that thing.



Sorry I had blocked you I was so pissed I did not get PM..Forgiven no worries.

 

[CopeForLife]

He looks more like Del Porto than Murray tbh

thats not murray

Davydenko

 

[sunchyme1]

He looks more like Del Porto than Murray tbh

send pic!!

 

[Dante92]

Ye Im chill now I found an old kickboxing pic of mine thats good crossing fingers its gonna result in a match with a 60 year old fat black woman.

I haven't laughed this hard in a while, I thank you, my basement-dwelling fellow.

 

[EvilLocks]

She is way more pretty here btw

She is pretty but a little young, think she's like 14 or something.

 

[EvilLocks]

hahaha LOL at the music

What's wrong with the music? Sounds kinda like a Mario game and I like it actually.... It's cute

 

[Xander94]

What's wrong with the music? Sounds kinda like a Mario game and I like it actually.... It's cute

Hey cutie

 

[CaptainForehead]

She is pretty but a little young, think she's like 14 or something.

Dear society: Don't blame men for wanting to bang 14 year olds with makeup.

Even @Pasbrillantebrunette agrees the younger version of her is more bangable (aka pretty in girl terms).

 

[EvilLocks]

Dear society: Don't blame men for wanting to bang 14 year olds with makeup.

Even @Pasbrillantebrunette agrees the younger version of her is more bangable (aka pretty in girl terms).

I see ur point but I think 14 is a little young

 

[CaptainForehead]

Hey cutie

Damn, I wish I looked like him. Good features.

Xander really is a Chad to us NW7s

 

[CaptainForehead]

I see ur point but I think 14 is a little young

For putting on makeup? I absolutely agree.