The poem thread LOL - doesnt have to be seroius -

[Hope4hairRedux]

Every day pure agony,
wake up and look at my male pattern baldness,
pure misery,

I remember the days of NW1,
easy going and care free,
I pulled girls easily,

Now I reminise,
no longer top of the game,
I look at old bald men
and feel hopelessly the same,

Now I look forward with despair,
No more hair,
will I ever get girls anymore?

( this doesnt have to be seroius, I think we all need lightening up ! )

 

[BodyDysmorphic]

Haiku

cans of rogaine foam

will this ever end, I hope

F*ck this rogaine foam

cheers mates

 

[s.a.f]

There was a guy from Arizona
who's hairloss turned him into a loner.

He wanted to date
but left it too late

And now injects DHT into his boner.

 

[iwantperfection]

There once was a forum called HairLossTalk.com,
Where everyone had more hair than me,
i was practically bald and a nw4,
aswell as rosecea and whole lot more.

Noones believes me, they call me a prat,
I have a guy on my dick, hes called quantum cat,
i guess all i can do is smile and be brave,
the only option now is to shave shave shave.

My name is GHG and i have a bad case of man boobs,
im a D cup now just like my mother Rubes,
PLease god help me im so bald,
egg head's not what i want to be called.


GHG

 

[Route66]

There's a young man called Hope4Hair, who
is depressed and doesn't know what to do.
He wastes his life getting pissed
and having sex with his fist,
though he's barely an NW2!

 

[ClayShaw]

There was a guy from Arizona
who's hairloss turned him into a loner.

He wanted to date
but left it too late

And now injects DHT into his boner.

First, I had no idea people from the UK knew US states. Cool.
Second, that sh*t is funny.

 

[ClayShaw]

There once was a forum called HairLossTalk.com,
Where everyone had more hair than me,
i was practically bald and a nw4,
aswell as rosecea and whole lot more.

Noones believes me, they call me a prat,
I have a guy on my dick, hes called quantum cat,
i guess all i can do is smile and be brave,
the only option now is to shave shave shave.

My name is GHG and i have a bad case of man boobs,
im a D cup now just like my mother Rubes,
PLease god help me im so bald,
egg head's not what i want to be called.


GHG

Ok, this one is good too.
GHG is not a favorite around here?

 

[Hope4hairRedux]

Perhaps I am only 'nw1'
but what does this ladder of suffering really mean?
Like early diagnosis,
cancer or HIV,
Is this not the certain death of our exteroir?
How can you claim that an NW2's fear is inferior?
this suffering is subjective,
please try understand my perspective,

For the pain is no less,
NW2 or NW6,
My face is already deforming,
My fate calling,
My mind mourning.

 

[heyitsthatguy]

There was a guy from Arizona
who's hairloss turned him into a loner.

He wanted to date
but left it too late

And now injects DHT into his boner.

First, I had no idea people from the UK knew US states. Cool.
Second, that sh*t is funny.

I could probably name like 40 US states..bet you couldn't name one Australian state without looking at a map lol

 

[iwantperfection]

This says it all about americans really...

[youtube:3ssv5njz]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiPQdU64Adk[/youtube:3ssv5njz]

 

[barcafan]

There was a guy from Arizona
who's hairloss turned him into a loner.

He wanted to date
but left it too late

And now injects DHT into his boner.

First, I had no idea people from the UK knew US states. Cool.
Second, that sh*t is funny.

I could probably name like 40 US states..bet you couldn't name one Australian state without looking at a map lol

Probably because nobody cares about australia.

 

[heyitsthatguy]

Probably because nobody cares about australia.

You crossed the line ! :2gunsfiring_v1:

 

[DoctorHouse]

One day I joined a forum called Hairlosstalk
Read countless threads around the clock
Every post I read was depressing and sad
All about balding men who had gone "mad"

Thread after thread its all the same
Complaints about failure with bad genetics to blame
After reading success stories about the Big Three
I often wonder why they can't happen to ME

Day after day it always the same post
Questioning who's hair loss is the most
Some will post photos of how their hair looks
Hoping to get answers they don't find in books

Threads about fasting and dating is common to read
Created by David, a really rare breed
Another poster named Sunchyme is really a hoot
Every day he trolls Dante who has him on mute

DBW and CopeForLIfe criticize Dante for all his rants
Endless mocks of poor Dante is a kick in the pants
Baldhurt's photos proved he was buffed and well tanned
Yet for some strange reason he still got banned

 

[DoctorHouse]

Part 2
Each day I read more posted advice
Hoping whatever Shook posts will suffice
Dante's sarcasm is always funny to read
His green frog meme is his favorite deed.

JohnsonDDG posts are articulate and fun
h.l.'s posts are longwinded and overdone
White Polar Bear's posts never get old
Telling us he wants facials is pure gold

Nameless likes to post about his wonderful past
Unfortunately,his full head of hair and luck with the ladies did not last
Hairblues, Pas, and Evil Locks have great stories to tell
How dealing with hair loss sucks and is a living hell

Bucky's rotting rat's nest photos have never been posted
But his special rare talent for oral always gets boasted
Davesmith proved he has good looks and great hair
Can you believe his luck with women ends in despair?

Yet there is never a dull moment each day I log in
Reading about countless side effects of a drug named finn
Some say it caused their "manhood" to fail
Growing man boobs is the rest of their tale

Day after day, it does not matter
I read complaints how this drug made someone fatter
Some say minoxidil can give you wrinkles and puffy eyes
And some people just get sick of these lies

Some have quit the fight of this never ending battle
While others never get off their horse and their saddle
Some of you maybe wondering what about ME?
How about a never ending battle with BDD


SCENE: At the end, Dr House bows and the room cheers!! Then Cuddy and Cameron give him roses and a kiss and.................

 

[Ian Curtis]

SCENE: At the end, Dr House bows and the room cheers!! Then Cuddy and Cameron give him roses and a kiss and.................

then he realizes he is in a mental institution. :woot:

 

[cuebald]

lol
ask the average council housed chav those questions and you'd get the same answers... but what worries me about that clip is that they seem to be Average Americans and not the underclass we have appearing so often in Britain...

For every Bryan there's a CCS....

 

[BodyDysmorphic]

This says it all about americans really...

[youtube:r0n152ew]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiPQdU64Adk[/youtube:r0n152ew]

that clip was obviously shot in alabama or someplace in the "deep south"

not all americans are that dense ...but a lot are

the film was actually pretty amusing

cheers

 

[iwantperfection]

Seemed to me to be a good random selection of ppl off the street...young,old,black,white,country etc etc. Shocking to be honest. The worst is the bit where they stick pins into the map where countries dont even exist. The bit about where to invade next is funny too. The guy at 1.40 cracks me up..''we'll make a big fuckin blast crater of the middle east....''

 

[s.a.f]

Well there are plenty of idiots in any country nowadays. If something does'nt directly effect people they dont care about. Just leave it to the politicians to handle and get back to sitting on the sofa watching America's got talent.
Why does a suburban housewife or a kid on the street need to know about politics and religion of some country on the other side of the world?
As long as their little world continues to keep going they can just sit back and concern themselves with what Britney Spears is getting up to.

 

[IBM]

The Sun rises my heart sinks,
Fields of roses and indigo blues,
Shyness and sorrow wears
Lakes and Oceans grimmed
The magic Passion of My Dreams

Lead me to Death
Burn my Soul