The poem thread LOL - doesnt have to be seroius -

[Hope4hairRedux]

How could you do this to me God?

How could make me defunct,
This ship called happiness has sunk,

If I ever got to heaven,
I would murder you like the Film 7,
Your sin is making my human life full of despair,
Why only for ones hair,

How can I go bald,
when I am not even 21 years old?

I hate you God, Lord or creator,
Spite me,
Strike me down with thunder,
Send me into the deepest darkest realms of hell,
For this life is nothing but being a puppet of a cruel fate,
this tragedy fills me with divine hate.

 

[s.a.f]

Morrisey and Ian Curtis have nothing on these guys. :shock:

 

[barcafan]

The Sun rises my heart sinks,
Fields of roses and indigo blues,
Shyness and sorrow wears
Lakes and Oceans grimmed
The magic Passion of My Dreams

Lead me to Death
Burn my Soul

you're so deep and mysterious

 

[iwantperfection]

I never knew our aunties considered us gods. I must get up to date with modern family hierachies.

:whistle:

 

[Smooth]

Have to admit its hard to leave that forum, yet i have to replay to this thread.
have fun!
"
Awe dear lord, wheres all the hair i used to have?
now instead of my c***, my head i shall shave.

I used to look good on the lower Norwood scale
now i cant pull any tail
IWP's sister is all i can get
but then again, even CCS would make her wet...

searching for answers, to the forum i went
yet a new delima the forum present:
bald as the moon, you shall walk on this land,
or get on finasteride and your c*** will not stand! (theres also a slight chance for man boobs..)
beaten and frustrated, sad and despair
facing my fate alone with no hair!

reading the posts i felt abit better
thought to myself "not alone on the matter"
posters all over calimed to be bald
ranging from 20 to 30 years old
slowly i realized the forum is odd.
loonies and carzies all thinking their bald!
crying like babies "its the end of the world!"
all NW1s: "awe help me my lord!"

thinking myself its abit too oddy
they have more hair on their heads, then a monkey's body
Dr house is their leadr, IBM aswell
GHG too,all crying like hell

tired and beaten, went to my bed
wondering myself :"when will it end?"
"

(all humor - nothing personal, so feel free to to flame too )

 

[Cassin]

this is the greatest thread on HairLossTalk.com eva!

 

[solomonf]

Lois: It seems today that all you see is receding in temples and baldspots on me.
Peter: But, Where are those good ol' fashion treatments ...
All: ... on which we used to apply?
All: Lucky theres a transplant Guy!
All: Lucky theres a man who, positively can do all the FUEs that make us ...
Stewie: ...hope and try!
All: He's a Bosley Guuuuuuuuuuuuy!

 

[Hope4hairRedux]

What is the point in living?
Tell me O' wise,
Like leaves that fall from the chestnut tree,
Is the flower not its petals?
What is a lion with out its mane?

How cruel a twist,
to be young and fruitful,
but to realize the inescapable ruination,
That all of spring had appeared before me,
The blossom of beauty had flowered its leaf,
Yet no sooner had my sun shone,
Darkness filled my heart,
the petals were gone.

 

[DoctorHouse]

Smooth, I am the leader of what? I didn't catch your point. I know I am the leader for BDD but wasn't sure what you meant. By the way I still vote my poem as the best............. :whistle:

 

[s.a.f]

The competition is hotting up. :bravo:

 

[iwantperfection]

Ode to Smooths mother...

Ill never forget the day i first saw her,
She turned and said ''Well hellooo sir'',
I asked her out for a romantic meal,
She winked and sexily said its a deal!.

I brought her to dinner..a meal in the ritz,
My god the size of those tits!,
2 courses later.. i asked what was for dessert,
Back to mine she said...sex was a cert.

Back to her house and into the bed,
Smooths mom was about to get some serious head,
It was a case of peaches and cream,
She tasted like something straight out of a dream.

She told me not to nut,
She preferred it in the butt,
I didnt listen and emptied it all,
Little did i know she had a baby that fall.

His name was smooth and she raised him well,
He was a happy boy until his hair loss hell,
Then one day he found HairLossTalk.com,
He found his daddy...he found me.

 

[Smooth]

LOL awesome! :notworthy :notworthy

(*reloads* )

 

[Ian Curtis]

Well, as long as this isnt seroius...

 

[DoctorHouse]

Nice job Kaleb. You and I so far have the best ones. Of course I still take the lead. :innocent:

 

[amsch]

Nice job Kaleb. You and I so far have the best ones. Of course I still take the lead. :innocent:

Now according to you, you're the one with the officially sexiest hair, best and youngest looking and the one with the best poem of the whole board!

 

[DoctorHouse]

What? Are you jealous of me? :mrgreen: You seem to be the only one pointing it out. :shock:

 

[amsch]

What? Are you jealous of me? :mrgreen: You seem to be the only one pointing it out. :shock:

Of course I am! I'd love to bee good looking, sexy with an almost full head of hair at the age of ~40. But my situation shows the complete opposite at the age of 20.

 

[iwantperfection]

some ppl get a sh*t hand in life

 

[amsch]

some ppl get a sh*t hand in life

yes... depressing.

 

[iwantperfection]

im sure your not ugly. what Norwood are you?? i rmeeber you from hlh years ago.