I pulled back my hair
On that one fateful morn
And squinted my eyes
Because I had to be sure
Was it really the case?
Could it be true?
Had I really gone passed
The Norwood 2
I pulled up my computer
And frantically searched
For some kind of hope
To restore my follicles' girth
After some time
I stumbled upon
A certain website
Called Hairlosstalk.com
I learned of finasteride
And all of it's scares
But the risk could not match
My desire for hairs
So I popped those pills
I did not falter
Now there's more hair on my head
And I'm jizzing out water
