The poem thread LOL - doesnt have to be seroius -

[DoctorHouse]

Amsch, it does not mean I am a "happy" person. You have one thing that I don't have anymore. You have your youth. I took advantage of it even though I never thought I was anything special. I would love to have a second chance at being 20 again. So many things I would have done differently. I wish I had the confidence and knowledge I have now back when I was younger. I don't have the greatest confidence now but at your age I barely had any.

 

[iwantperfection]

im happy to be getting older. I partied way too much the past 5 years. lol. uni life is hard to keep up with. i would dread to see on paper how much money i spent on nights out to date. im looking forward to next stage in it all. i just hope i bring my hair through with me lol

 

[amsch]

im happy to be getting older. I partied way too much the past 5 years. lol. uni life is hard to keep up with. i would dread to see on paper how much money i spent on nights out to date. im looking forward to next stage in it all. i just hope i bring my hair through with me lol

Most...depressing...post...ever.

 

[iwantperfection]

in what way is that a depressing post??

 

[DoctorHouse]

I bumped this thread and updated it for you guys. Hope you enjoy it. Sorry for those I left out.

 

[Austin:316]

When I look into the mirror
I feel my spine sickly shiver,
Like my soul is laid bare;
God, please don't take my hair!
Take my lungs, my heart, my liver!

I will be nice to everyone,
Even those who I strive to shun.
I'll always go to mass,
I'll go to bible class,
I'll be a priest, or transvestite nun.

Is there anything on earth worse
Than to sink beneath this sad curse?
If there is nothing left here
But gloom, sorrow and fear,
Buy the headstone, arange the hearse.

Why should I be deprived of bliss?
What did I do to deserve this?
I believed I knew Grief;
It was a false belief:
Only now do I know what it is.

 

[DoctorHouse]

Blackg, Pjhair, David, and Johnson, you guys are creative. Let's hear some poetry to add to this thread. Sometimes its always fun to revive a thread that was dead. See how easy it is.

 

[CopeForLife]

I post already a while ago in DBW thread

https://www.hairlosstalk.com/interact/threads/post-a-short-poem-about-hairloss.101771/#post-1384161

hairloss sucks

visit slybaldguys

hit the gym hard

girls dig confident bald guys

 

[MrBald]

People call me vain
but its driving me insane
looking like an old fruit
when I should be in my youth

nothing can ease the pain
of the fact I have lost the frame
that once was round this sad face
thats a big disgrace...

soon its time to sleep
but I wont count any sheep
will be praying for new hair
but no one hear and no one care

if there is a god somewhere
I would like to tell him its not fair
with baldness its too hard to cope
I think I will hang myself in a rope

 

[scorpiolove]

Here's my poem for the day:
Everywhere I go, people stop and stare.
F--K I wish I just had my Got Damn Hair!

 

[rclark]

Burned out from work, and feeling like a shriveled dick.

Trying to get some free time, to play with my stick.

If I had a Norwood zero hairline, blogging here would make me feel like a f*****g PRICK.

To complain is insane.

Only the rich, like to b**ch.

 

[MrBald]

U know u got too much time
when you keep coming back to this boards to rhyme
like an old drug addict looking for dope
returing here, trying to cope

but never any good news reach our ears
just same old bullshit, same "five years"
I guess the cure that we crave
will come someday, when I am buried in my grave

 

[MrBald]

but I have heard there is a secret way
to get the hair that we all obey
a friend of me told me, I don't kid
anyway, here is what he did:

he took the hair on his dick
and glued it to his head with a stick
then he got both kids and wife
and lived happily for all his life!

 

[MrBald]

I am a big poet

 

[sunchyme1]

dante

his name is dante
he has no hair
we try to help him
he doesnt care

he tried medication
it killed his dick
what really bugs him
is good looking pricks

his best friend is freddie
or mr clean
hes our hair loss hero
a sex machine

he claims hes ugly
a rotting corpse
really skinny
and really short

but we think hes lying
it cant be true
weve seen your pictures
we have a clue

its not over friend
there is a way
a path to greatness
and plenty of lays

time to hit the gym
and get hair surgery
these two things
are the key

soon youll be a chad
gorgeous and buff
no more hairlosstalk.com
youll be knee deep in muff

 

[EvilLocks]

At 20 years old my hair fell out,
and only intermidate hairs would sprout
I did not know what to do,
it was a nightmare I went through

Then, one day I found HairLossTalk,
a badass forum I began to stalk
The members there were really cool,
I learnt more from them than I did at school

I really did want to kill myself,
then have someone put my ashes on a shelf
But somehow this forum made me stay,
and my days a little less gray

Hair loss still sucks,
and I'd rather be hit by monster trucks
But I've learned to cope,
so you won't see me hanging by a rope

Yes, I wear a rug on my head,
but there are still guys wanting me in bed
However, if they saw my shiny dome,
they'd be running faster than Google Chrome

 

[EvilLocks]

he took the hair on his dick
and glued it to his head with a stick
then he got both kids and wife
and lived happily for all his life!

lool

 

[kj6723]

You are all inspiring me. I haven't thought about writing poetry since junior high when it was assigned in school

I think a little later when I get a chance I will sit down and try to come up with something

 

[SmoothSailing]

If only I had hair,
I would not despair,
I would think life as fair,
and kiss that girl, I would dare.

Instead I sit here,
Sipping on my beer,
Writing poems for hopes of cheer,
while the fullheads all jeer.

But guess what, I am not
Going to sit here and rot
As FUE may be
the only shot that I got.

 

[kj6723]

I pulled back my hair
On that one fateful morn
And squinted my eyes
Because I had to be sure

Was it really the case?
Could it be true?
Had I really gone passed
The Norwood 2

I pulled up my computer
And frantically searched
For some kind of hope
To restore my follicles' girth

After some time
I stumbled upon
A certain website
Called Hairlosstalk.com

I learned of finasteride
And all of it's scares
But the risk could not match
My desire for hairs

So I popped those pills
I did not falter
Now there's more hair on my head
And I'm jizzing out water