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[EvilLocks]

Evillocks, are you living life to the fullest again now you've got your hairpiece?

HAHAHAHAH... no.

 

[EvilLocks]

My experience taught me that happiness comes from:

- Liking what you see in the mirror
- Having a stable job you like
- Having a girlfriend (yes) and having sex regularly
- Having a an active social life

You forgot good or at least decent health. Struggling with health issues can really suck and make your quality of life low.

 

[zircon]

Off topic but I just saw this on another forum and I felt compelled to share:

Hat Prisoners Beware.

-Be at club
-Chicks myron
-Bouncer suddenly notices that I didn't take my hat off like I had promised to
-'Hey I told you you have to take your hat off'
-'Make me phaggot'
-He makes me
-Everyone points and laughs at my friar tuck hair
-Girls I was with start violently vomiting
-Guys rolling on the floor pointing and laughing, look like they are about to get heart attacks
-People start throwing trash at me
-Music stops
-Dj starts yelling through mic 'friar tuck we got friar tuck over here hahaha'
-I pass out

Totally A Thing That Happened.

 

[shookwun]

I can vouch for most of this happening.


Always inquiring about dress code before a night out. praying that the hat policy is not in effect.

Feeling like the world crashed down on me after finding out the hat has to come off. Feel alpha as f*** before hand, then feel like trash once the cap comes off.

Off topic but I just saw this on another forum and I felt compelled to share:

Hat Prisoners Beware.

-Be at club
-Chicks myron
-Bouncer suddenly notices that I didn't take my hat off like I had promised to
-'Hey I told you you have to take your hat off'

-He makes me


-I pass out

 

[davesmith420]

Wait, why the f*** do clubs have "no hat" policies? I'm not into that scene; I'm 23 and never been to a club tbh,I'm more on the """""""hipster"""""" side so I totally wouldn't ft in there with all the #bros.

 

[shookwun]

Wait, why the f*** do clubs have "no hat" policies? I'm not into that scene; I'm 23 and never been to a club tbh,I'm more on the """""""hipster"""""" side so I totally wouldn't ft in there with all the #bros.

I believe it's because of gang affiliation, and apparel.

A lot of the clubs say no fitted hats, and backwards caps.



Some clubs allow those gay fedoras, and beret style top caps.


Either restrictions or no hat policy typically

 

[doubleindemnity]

i wouldnt overthink it, im pretty sure her priority is getting to know you, and not whats gonna be on the menu that night.

But, if I say "Let's meet at this time...." wouldn't you ask me where we are meeting before you agree to that time? She agreed to the time straight away. I guess that I'm suspicious because it's my first planned date on this app in over 2 months and more than 200 messages sent.

 

[Dante92]

Wait, why the f*** do clubs have "no hat" policies?

So that baldies can't hide themselves and be publicly recognized and shunned, of course. Think of the children!

 

[blackg]

@hairblues


Would statham be slaying if he didn't have his status?

Only on an over 50's cruise.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

So that baldies can't hide themselves and be publicly recognized and shunned, of course. Think of the children!

That is actually a smart policy. Works the same for gingers as well.

 

[Joan]

Joan is a very good example why I could never hate women. There are exceptions to every rule. This world has a great number of gems who are women. The problem is most are taken. You have to keep searching until you find one and don't let them go once you do. I would rather a women tell me our relationship is over than cheat behind my back with chad.

I have my good points and bad points, DH, just like everyone else. I'm a work in progress, like you. I would guess women in your age bracket feel as you do, that all the good ones are taken. I hope your search comes to an end soon. I'd love to see you happy with a real "gem."

 

[Joan]

Isabelle Huppert can play @Joan

I googled Isabelle Huppert and am wondering, since you've seen my picture, why you've chosen her to play me, since I have dark features and Italian ancestry. I'm nonetheless flattered. She appears to be aging well, and I'd be content to look as well as she does in 10 years.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

I googled Isabelle Huppert and am wondering, since you've seen my picture, why you've chosen her to play me, since I have dark features and Italian ancestry. I'm nonetheless flattered. She appears to be aging well, and I'd be content to look as well as she does in 10 years.

That's why

 

[Joan]

That's why

Aww, David, you really know how to make an old hag (hehe, WhitePolarBear's word!) feel sooo good (with words, that is ).

 

[EvilLocks]

Aww, David, you really know how to make an old hag (hehe, WhitePolarBear's word!) feel sooo good (with words, that is ).

Some people simply do not fit under the term 'old hag' - at any age

 

[Baldhurts]

Only on an over 50's cruise.

If statham couldn't pull by being an average joe. There is literally NO HOPE for other baldies. Dude was a model.

 

[blackg]

If statham couldn't pull by being an average joe. There is literally NO HOPE for other baldies. Dude was a model.

No. I was being funny. You should have no trouble pulling. Girls, that is.

 

[g.i joey]

But, if I say "Let's meet at this time...." wouldn't you ask me where we are meeting before you agree to that time? She agreed to the time straight away. I guess that I'm suspicious because it's my first planned date on this app in over 2 months and more than 200 messages sent.

I mean honestly man, when i take a girl out i know that im in control of the date, well at least i know to take initiative because thats what a girl likes, she doesnt want you to ask "so where do you wanna go" or "i have no idea where we should go". She most likely suspects you know where you're taking her. Most girls who are actually into you wont care where you're taking them as long as you have something planned. So unless you look as bad as Dante describes himself im pretty sure shes just up for the adventure. Also, she called you after you settled a date which means she prob was gonna ask about details. Call her randomly through today or tomorow and tell her what you have planned, be assertive and gauge her reaction.

REMEMBER: the girl doesnt know its your first date in over 2 months after sending over 200 messages. You have to make this as casual as possible, as if you take dates out regularly.

 

[cocohot]

HAHAHAHAH... no.

I'm sorry to hear that. Everyone on this forum in the time I've been here seems to be doing better than they were two years ago though at least, including you.

 

[EvilLocks]

I'm sorry to hear that. Everyone on this forum in the time I've been here seems to be doing better than they were two years ago though at least, including you.

In some ways I'm doing better, yes. At least I'm not crying every day, and I have a job and my own apartment and my dog. Two years ago I was jobless, suicidal and lived with my parents. So yes - although I'm still very depressed and wearing a hair piece is not ideal, I am better than before.