To All You Depressing Bald Sissies: I Laugh At You

[WMQ]

Yeah, laugh all you want guys. I used to be a bald person too. Now I have awesome hair, and I look and feel great! I'll show you some before and after photos.

btw you look better without that dead rat on your head. You can pull off the bald look pretty well.

 

[WMQ]

Absolutely ugly and ridiculous. And the fact that he's better looking than me and have an even smaller nose and he's not as pale as I am makes me want to cry.

I thought most would think he looks decent though.

But the point is, now that I see this sheer chasm between our aesthetic rating, I WANNA SEE YOUR PIC DANTE

 

[WMQ]

"Decent"? Is that supposed to be funny? I've seen better-looking baldies be mocked by sl*ts and dicks, this guy must having it hard.

It happens to good looking people regardless. When you are bald people use it as one of your ultimate weakness to attack you.

But I get it that that's what happens with Italians though

 

[WMQ]

It happens anywhere, and if you're bald and ugly, as I am, you'll be mocked and ridiculed anytime and anywhere, luckily here in the UK it's happening less frequently and mostly at my back, unlike in Italy where it was hell for me.

off topic:

Used to work with a group of italian students in a studio

There was this 7/7.5 girl who had portuguese descent. She told us after we got close that she got mocked and sh*t from two others in the group for her ethnicity and look, even though one of those was apparently a 4/5 b**ch (who looked 100% italian) and the work they produced were pure crap to me

That accompanied by some of my experiences in italy made me feel that italian people sometimes can take a lot of pride in themselves for no reason to be and can be snobbish with a fucked up criterea

just my two cent

 

[CaptainForehead]

I think this forum might be making me a bigot towards Italians.

 

[shookwun]

Cringe worthy Scooby doo inspired shaggy wig.


Some people have no social perception and awarness.



Bald suites you much better. The 1980s inspired hair club look not so much

 

[Stanx22]

Yeah, laugh all you want guys. I used to be a bald person too. Now I have awesome hair, and I look and feel great! I'll show you some before and after photos.

That wig looks faker than Nicki Minaj's ***.

 

[Roberto_72]

off topic:

Used to work with a group of italian students in a studio

There was this 7/7.5 girl who had portuguese descent. She told us after we got close that she got mocked and sh*t from two others in the group for her ethnicity and look, even though one of those was apparently a 4/5 b**ch (who looked 100% italian) and the work they produced were pure crap to me

That accompanied by some of my experiences in italy made me feel that italian people sometimes can take a lot of pride in themselves for no reason to be and can be snobbish with a fucked up criterea

just my two cent

There is an irrational amount of pride in the italian heritage, to the point where italians will think they are the greatest and everyone else is inferior. Now i don't think that applies to italian descent people who were not born in Italy, but for some reason the Italy-born italians i have met have had a degree of snobbery that makes you wonder what is wrong with them.

This generalization was brought to you by @macaroni's real-life experiences™

Sounds very weird to me not because Italians aren't jerks (they are) but because Italians would never, ever mock a Portuguese person for his / get ethnicity. It is too similar to their own. Plus, the Portuguese language is considered sexy.

If you also say she was a beautiful girl, then it is crazy because beauty trumps everything else in the eyes of Italian men.

 

[Roberto_72]

Yeah, laugh all you want guys. I used to be a bald person too. Now I have awesome hair, and I look and feel great! I'll show you some before and after photos.

Your wig looks like a wig, my friend.

 

[sunchyme1]

 

[shookwun]

Nothing can make my life tolerable, and surgery would be a useless waste of money. I'm too old anyway and my youth is gone, the only good period in a person's life, so even if I could improve there's no reason to bother at this point and after age 20.

A good face they say, is a letter of recommendation. O Nature, Nature, why art thou so dishonest, as ever to send men with these false recommendations into the World!

Henry Fielding

 

[shookwun]

Shouldn't you be chasing skirts and enjoying the good looks you always had and slightly improved with surgery paid by your parents? Oh, right, as a bipolar you're probably in a crazy mood and you're here to vent and boost your ego before leaving again, hopefully for good.

Pessemestic
Self piety



Grow up little boy.


Still believe in parents being the solution for your own problems. Learn to become a man, someone who is responsible for there own actions for change.


I have a real job, real skills. However you live behind a piece of paper, wondering how men like me can pay for surgery in cash.

 

[shookwun]

You're such a "man" that you waste your time boosting your ego with people with legit problems and mocking them for the sake of it. You're nothing but a schizophrenic, narcissistic piece of trash.

To much salt in your diet.

Grand delusion, blind to truth of the handle I post behind.


Shookwun doesn't exist, a persona and lifestyle for change.

 

[Slickbald]

Funny how, as you guys sit and make fun of me, I am slaying all the girls, with or without hair. It just takes confidence. One time, I was out dancing at a club and saw this extremely short (like 5'1 or 5'2) guy with a really ugly face, messed up teath, and a bad body go up to a random hot girl and start dancing with her and grinding up on her. After dancing with her for like ten minutes, he found another super hot girl to dance with right after that. It's not all about looks!

Also, yeah - just shave it bro. Seriously. I have gotten so many more girls after I shaved my head than when I was balding. Also, get ripped, wear good clothing, wear shoes or boots that make you appear taller, stand confidently, get a tan, and mahbe try a hairpiece. I only sometimes wear my hairpiece out, and so far I haven't gotten any more girls than when I go out slick bald.

Pics for proof.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Funny how, as you guys sit and make fun of me, I am slaying all the girls, with or without hair. It just takes confidence. One time, I was out dancing at a club and saw this extremely short (like 5'1 or 5'2) guy with a really ugly face, messed up teath, and a bad body go up to a random hot girl and start dancing with her and grinding up on her. After dancing with her for like ten minutes, he found another super hot girl to dance with right after that. It's not all about looks!

Also, yeah - just shave it bro. Seriously. I have gotten so many more girls after I shaved my head than when I was balding. Also, get ripped, wear good clothing, wear shoes or boots that make you appear taller, stand confidently, get a tan, and mahbe try a hairpiece. I only sometimes wear my hairpiece out, and so far I haven't gotten any more girls than when I go out slick bald.

Pics for proof.

Hell yea dude. Keep it up. How's the hunt this weekend brah?

 

[JeanLucBB]

Funny how, as you guys sit and make fun of me, I am slaying all the girls, with or without hair. It just takes confidence. One time, I was out dancing at a club and saw this extremely short (like 5'1 or 5'2) guy with a really ugly face, messed up teath, and a bad body go up to a random hot girl and start dancing with her and grinding up on her. After dancing with her for like ten minutes, he found another super hot girl to dance with right after that. It's not all about looks!

Also, yeah - just shave it bro. Seriously. I have gotten so many more girls after I shaved my head than when I was balding. Also, get ripped, wear good clothing, wear shoes or boots that make you appear taller, stand confidently, get a tan, and mahbe try a hairpiece. I only sometimes wear my hairpiece out, and so far I haven't gotten any more girls than when I go out slick bald.

Pics for proof.

The ladies are 4/10 aside from the one in the water who is a bae. You look like a 3/10 with your bald head shining bright like a giant testicle though, so in all fairness props to you for manning up. More than can be said for many.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Women who've got their snapchats in their tinder or Bumble bio 9/10 are sl*ts. Amirite? Can anyone vouch for this too?

 

[JeanLucBB]

Women who've got their snapchats in their tinder or Bumble bio 9/10 are sl*ts. Amirite? Can anyone vouch for this too?

LEL even worse are the ones that put their snap name in their insta story

 

[Slickbald]

The ladies are 4/10 aside from the one in the water who is a bae. You look like a 3/10 with your bald head shining bright like a giant testicle though, so in all fairness props to you for manning up. More than can be said for many.

Nah, you're way wrong. I get hella girls. I'm at least a 8/10. It's easy to talk tough behind a computer when you're a virgin in your 20s and 30s.

 

[JeanLucBB]

Nah, you're way wrong. I get hella girls. I'm at least a 8/10. It's easy to talk tough behind a computer when you're a virgin in your 20s and 30s.

Keep on coping brother.