To All You Depressing Bald Sissies: I Laugh At You

g.i joey

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Funny how, as you guys sit and make fun of me, I am slaying all the girls, with or without hair. It just takes confidence. One time, I was out dancing at a club and saw this extremely short (like 5'1 or 5'2) guy with a really ugly face, messed up teath, and a bad body go up to a random hot girl and start dancing with her and grinding up on her. After dancing with her for like ten minutes, he found another super hot girl to dance with right after that. It's not all about looks!

Also, yeah - just shave it bro. Seriously. I have gotten so many more girls after I shaved my head than when I was balding. Also, get ripped, wear good clothing, wear shoes or boots that make you appear taller, stand confidently, get a tan, and mahbe try a hairpiece. I only sometimes wear my hairpiece out, and so far I haven't gotten any more girls than when I go out slick bald.

Pics for proof.

Seems like youve gotten plenty of girls to take pics with you, based on the fact that not one of them is even remotely touching you in any given pic, id imagine any of these encounters didnt go further than a selfie together.
 

Slickbald

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Seems like youve gotten plenty of girls to take pics with you, based on the fact that not one of them is even remotely touching you in any given pic, id imagine any of these encounters didnt go further than a selfie together.

I got plenty of sex tapes bro
 

Slickbald

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Keep on coping brother.
Laugh all you want, I'll be slaying. Stop being a whiny wussie and live your life. Instead of wasting your time worrying / being self conscious about your appearance, go out there and get them!

I get hella girls, and every girl I have asked (which hasn't been that many because I'm not a self-conscious sissy like you) has said that I'm an 8/10 +, and this is coming from hot girls
 

pjhair

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One time, I was out dancing at a club and saw this extremely short (like 5'1 or 5'2) guy with a really ugly face, messed up teath, and a bad body go up to a random hot girl and start dancing with her and grinding up on her. After dancing with her for like ten minutes, he found another super hot girl to dance with right after that. It's not all about looks!

Grinding in a club doesn't mean anything. Anyone who has frequented clubs knows this. Tell me if he got laid. I like your positive outlook though.
 

pjhair

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The ladies are 4/10 aside from the one in the water who is a bae. You look like a 3/10 with your bald head shining bright like a giant testicle though, so in all fairness props to you for manning up. More than can be said for many.

I think you are a bit harsh on your rating. I will rate him around 5.
 

Patrick_Bateman

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Funny how, as you guys sit and make fun of me, I am slaying all the girls, with or without hair. It just takes confidence. One time, I was out dancing at a club and saw this extremely short (like 5'1 or 5'2) guy with a really ugly face, messed up teath, and a bad body go up to a random hot girl and start dancing with her and grinding up on her. After dancing with her for like ten minutes, he found another super hot girl to dance with right after that. It's not all about looks!

Also, yeah - just shave it bro. Seriously. I have gotten so many more girls after I shaved my head than when I was balding. Also, get ripped, wear good clothing, wear shoes or boots that make you appear taller, stand confidently, get a tan, and mahbe try a hairpiece. I only sometimes wear my hairpiece out, and so far I haven't gotten any more girls than when I go out slick bald.

Pics for proof.
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Slickbald

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thats rough man, sounds like youve been through quite a bit then
while most of us on this forum have a different view on hairloss, i have to respect someone who maintains a positive outlook in the face of adversity. good for you man
Yes, I've had to have multiple heart surgeries and gone through major medical issues my entire life. My heart is at a lower capacity and I have a lower life expectancy, however I still work out every day. I was in the hospital for a week last year. I was cursed with baldness, heart problems, pale skin, short (5'7), fat genes, crooked teath, glasses, Asperger's syndrome, asthma, and bad acne when I was a teenager, but nearly every curse I was given I have made up for by working out every day, getting tanned, wearing good clothing, wearing contacts, wearing tall shoes, wearing braces when I was younger, and recently wearing a headpiece.

Which is why I find people who complain of baldness all day everyday to be weak. I have baldness in addition to nearly every other bad gene, but still make the most of life. I should be a 1/10 but instead am more like a 7/10 (I look way better in person than in photos, I'm not photogenic at all).

I don't deny baldness is ugly, it makes you way uglier than if you had hair. However, there are certain ways to deal with baldness other than fighting it. Instead of desperately trying to cling on to your falling hair follicles, just shave it and get a tan and get shredded. Admittedly, you will never look as good as you would if you had hair; but you'll be able to look pretty decent. And I think hair pieces look pretty good.
 

N003

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You all complain that other people are hurting you because you all are bald.

But now you do the same to this guy......what an irony!


I respected slickbald, he gets the best out of himself.
And that should be done in life.

Self-compassion and anger towards to other people is, of course, the easiest.
 

dunno

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Good for you man, i wouldve done the same as you if i were capable of it.













Drop the boots tho, lmao
 

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