Italian Hair Loss Lotion To Hit The Market In 2016

BinguBoy

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hi guys, i just woke up from a nap and wanted to share u with a nice dream that i had. it was a dream within a dream where i woke up from the dream in the dream, my head was resting on brotzu's lap. he whispered in a soothing asmr-type voice " there there sweet child, no one should go through what i had to go through", his breath smelled like the many espressos that he had to drink to keep awake for his important research, and proceeded to rub my head gently with the godlike lotion, it did not smell as nice as it for some reason smelled like olive oil. my scalp felt nice and cool and felt the hair individually popping out. i knew there, it was the beginning of my return to chadhood.

i dont remember my dream within the dream btw, i dont always dream so its nice to dream
 

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If this lotion works, I think they should think about marketing it relating it to Julius Caesar. He was ashamed of his hairloss. I don't think he would believe it would take 2000+ years to find a "cure"
 

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Wait, wait patiently. Let's give this sh*t a chance. Min and finasteride were discovered accidentally. Maybe is it time for Brotzu?
 

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Those pics are the guys who made alternative Brotzu and except for first 4 pics of wuwei’s pic rest of the pics are 2 months results. They are all from italian forum.

http://www.ieson.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72262
This is the link for cavallopazzo’s pic and another guy in the group for “ALTERNATIVE BROTZU LOTION”

If you go page before, you can find wuwei’s link
 

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Toby0823

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LMAO, nice to know Norwood 0 with 15% loss of density (diffuse thinning) = Bald. HAHA. My balls are even in tact because I have not castrated myself like 80% of the morons on here lol. Id rather be bald and a real man than have hair on my head and bussy between my legs :p

Haha yea right, you’re either a bald loser trying to act care free on a balding forum or an even bigger balding loser with no friends and extreme anxiety. If you really are a nw0 and you’re as active on here as you are, you’re probably suicidal. Either way your life sucks.
 

Nostro100

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Those pics are the guys who made alternative Brotzu and except for first 4 pics of wuwei’s pic rest of the pics are 2 months results. They are all from italian forum.

http://www.ieson.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=72262
This is the link for cavallopazzo’s pic and another guy in the group for “ALTERNATIVE BROTZU LOTION”

If you go page before, you can find wuwei’s link

the "before/after" effect is better seen in the link you provided... The guy's vertex wasn't that bad to beguin with but the front... damnnnn
 

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I’ve been through wuwei’s post, and his photos were on page 5 which he removed later. Also he isn’t willing to share his formula but claims it draws its basics from the brotzu lotion. He has shared his mix with his friends!

What i believe is that wuwei is waiting for brotzu lotion to be launched, & judge its effectiveness. If brotzu lotion performs below his lotion, he’ll become rich nw0 famous doctor or maybe he is scared of medical guidelines for unsafe testing.

I can vouch that something better than finasteride+min is around for sure!
 

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I’ve been through wuwei’s post, and his photos were on page 5 which he removed later. Also he isn’t willing to share his formula but claims it draws its basics from the brotzu lotion. He has shared his mix with his friends!

What i believe is that wuwei is waiting for brotzu lotion to be launched, & judge its effectiveness. If brotzu lotion performs below his lotion, he’ll become rich nw0 famous doctor or maybe he is scared of medical guidelines for unsafe testing.

I can vouch that something better than finasteride+min is around for sure!


His pictures were posted here recently and he had very impressive regrowth. That also in 5 months. But it is important to note that he used some needling techninque too.

Ultimately when Brotzu comes out, i would definitely try dermarolling alongside with it.
 

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His pictures were posted here recently and he had very impressive regrowth. That also in 5 months. But it is important to note that he used some needling techninque too.

Ultimately when Brotzu comes out, i would definitely try dermarolling alongside with it.
When does it come out? Are pre-orders being taken?
 

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I spend more time jacking off to Shiseido.

Someone please tell me.... who will Brotzu help, if it works? Slick baldies, or only those who have hope with finasteride/minoxidil and very little miniaturization?
 

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I spend more time jacking off to Shiseido.

Someone please tell me.... who will Brotzu help, if it works? Slick baldies, or only those who have hope with finasteride/minoxidil and very little miniaturization?
If it works, fina/minoxidil
 

razzmatazz91

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If it works, fina/minoxidil

So if I've been on fina/minoxidil with no results for two years.... then I'm fucked anyway?
All finasteride has done is slowed it down, but my hair is ultra-miniaturized. Even shaving down and having my head look a little "dark" like there was some hair would be a blessing at this point.
 

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So if I've been on fina/minoxidil with no results for two years.... then I'm fucked anyway?
All finasteride has done is slowed it down, but my hair is ultra-miniaturized. Even shaving down and having my head look a little "dark" like there was some hair would be a blessing at this point.
Cavallopazzo said he was on minoxidil for 15 months and got no results, but only after 2 months he got the results from alternative lotion.
 

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I spend more time jacking off to Shiseido.

Someone please tell me.... who will Brotzu help, if it works? Slick baldies, or only those who have hope with finasteride/minoxidil and very little miniaturization?

I guess slick bald to peach fuzz,peach fuzz to terminal. If you are slick bald I think it's hard to regrow a thick terminal.
But even peach fuzz is very useful, Toppik works really great with some hairs and can bridge the time to Tsuiji and Shiseido.
 

razzmatazz91

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I guess slick bald to peach fuzz,peach fuzz to terminal. If you are slick bald I think it's hard to regrow a thick terminal.
But even peach fuzz is very useful, Toppik works really great with some hairs and can bridge the time to Tsuiji and Shiseido.
Time to Tsuji and Shiseido..... sigh.

TBH, I have lots of peach fuzz.... but it's all so miniaturized it looks completely bald. If I let the hair on my sides grow to an inch, I will have fuzz of about a few mm.
 

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I spend more time jacking off to Shiseido.

Someone please tell me.... who will Brotzu help, if it works? Slick baldies, or only those who have hope with finasteride/minoxidil and very little miniaturization?
Nobody coild tell yet. I guess each case will depend on your individual response.

If this is strong, you could try dermarolling to get back to terminal (somebody was pretty bald) or up the dosage to 2x in order to increase results if there are no sides.

If this has the same strenght like topical estrogen, many of us will be saved, even balder ones.

So, yeah guessing is useless.
 
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