The Frequent "official" Origin Of My Recent Failures With Women

[sunchyme1]

her and jessica alba?

average tbh

might bang if i was drunk

would you bang kevin?

 

[Dench57]

not what you did, this f*****g dude constantly asking u for details

i dunno how your not creeped out by this

says the guy that asks f*****g everyone for pics

 

[Dench57]

would you bang kevin?

i'm HIV positive I would

 

[EvilLocks]

her and jessica alba?

average tbh

might bang if i was drunk

Well she's always stopped in random places and called pretty, so I doubt she's average.

 

[sunchyme1]

says the guy that asks f*****g everyone for pics

lol thats research mate

i aint storing in them in some folder somewhere to wank off later to

 

[Dench57]

Well she's always stopped in random places and called pretty, so I doubt she's average.

you have to work on your sarcasm detector

 

[CaptainForehead]

I've kissed girls several times, it's a normal party activity among the youth of Norway. But to give you something; this one time during spin the bottle I made out with my legit 9/10 best friend for like a minute. I can't recall what I was wearing but it was nice clothes since it was a party. She is 5'6, medium length blonde hair and looks a bit latina although she's fully Norwegian. She's very pretty.

 

[sunchyme1]

what the f*** is going on here

 

[sunchyme1]

C2 b**ch.

how did you learn? school or spare time?

how long to learn italian?

 

[CaptainForehead]

not what you did, this f*****g dude constantly asking u for details

i dunno how your not creeped out by this

Poor sunchy, he is so jealous.

 

[sunchyme1]

Poor sunchy, he is so jealous.

lol im genuinely creeped out by this sh*t

 

[Dante92]

you have to work on your sarcasm detector

 

[CaptainForehead]

lol im genuinely creeped out by this sh*t

Sure, sure. We believe you.

 

[EvilLocks]

you have to work on your sarcasm detector

You too

 

[sunchyme1]

dante answer me you f****r!!

 

[Exodus2011]

@Afro_Vacancy i thought estrogen stimulated hair growth? What about transgender women reversing male pattern baldness with treatments?

 

[Xander94]

im still shocked by the dante gay sh*t

 

[sunchyme1]

f*** U DANTE!

 

[sunchyme1]

im still shocked by the dante gay sh*t

looooooooool

sh*t is fucked up man

your officially more incel than dante

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

im still shocked by the dante gay sh*t

He only kissed a guy once right? That's a big deal?