The Frequent "official" Origin Of My Recent Failures With Women

[CaptainForehead]

Hermione can pull off short hair:

She looks sophisticated.

Catwoman can pull it off too:

These women look good despite their short hair.

 

[CaptainForehead]

Universally? Citation needed lol.

As for your ex, I'm not there but I'll offer some speculation. Your ex got countless compliments for cutting her hair. She would have gotten countless compliments for growing longer hair. She would have gotten countless compliments for putting on muscle, for cutting fat, for wearing darker clothes, for wearing lighter clothes. Based on the way you've described her I visualise her as being in a bubble of unconditional support that is independent of the actual quality of decisions.

Is your ex still spending six hours a day on the bicycle? Is everybody telling her that she's amazing for doing that? Maybe we shouldn't use the judgment of the people in her life as a guide on good decisions?

;-)

Anyway I don't care that much about hair style. I also don't care about hair colour, I know that as a man I'm supposed to prefer blondes but I never cared much, I might even prefer brunettes but only by a slight amount. As long as the hair is healthy, it's fine to me.

Standard wikipedia disclaimer, I'm sure you can dig up the studies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_hair#Hair_lengths
Scientists also view the ability to grow very long hair as a result of sexual selection, since long and healthy hair is a sign of fertility and youth.[6][need quotation to verify] An evolutionary biology explanation for this attraction is that hair length and quality can act as a cue to youth and health, signifying a woman's reproductive potential.[7] As hair grows slowly, long hair may reveal 2–3 years of a person's health status, nutrition, age and reproductive fitness.

 

[CaptainForehead]

Women only told her that it looked great.

Men said nothing.

She didn't realize it before I pointed it out.

"How many men told you it looked good?"

"Ah, none that's true... mmmh."

She has long hair now. At least I was a good influence.

The fact that she had a twin sister (who was working with her at a point) didn't help: instant comparison.

Even my friends told me: "you must be pissed you don't have the one with long hair haha!"

There's a theory that women encourage other women to cut hair in order to cut down their competition. Anyone remember the Friends episode where Rachel balded Ross's GF?

 

[EvilLocks]

These women look good despite their short hair.

Yes. That is the big difference. I've yet to see a woman that looks better with a pixie, buzz or mom cut than long hair, maybe only with the exception of Amber rose.

 

[sunchyme1]

Why? I love welcoming parties, it's gonna be more than fun, it's gonna be a killer party.

lol

its on. ill be there 11pm 26th june with a massive dante sign in arrivals

 

[sunchyme1]

I'll have a little chat with the security there, it's gonna be easy job for snipers.

my shiny nw7 will blind them

you cant escape me dante

 

[CaptainForehead]

In this hulaboo about Dante making out with guys, @EvilLocks kissing session slipped by.

Set the scene for us EL: What were you wearing? What did she look like? Did you like it? How long was it? How far did you go?

 

[EvilLocks]

In this hulaboo about Dante making out with guys, @EvilLocks kissing session slipped by.

Set the scene for us EL: What were you wearing? What did she look like? Did you like it? How long was it? How far did you go?

I've kissed girls several times, it's a normal party activity among the youth of Norway. But to give you something; this one time during spin the bottle I made out with my legit 9/10 best friend for like a minute. I can't recall what I was wearing but it was nice clothes since it was a party. She is 5'6, medium length blonde hair and looks a bit latina although she's fully Norwegian. She's very pretty.

 

[sunchyme1]

this sh*t is creepier than dantes gay episode

i actually cant believe evil is giving this dude details

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

Standard wikipedia disclaimer, I'm sure you can dig up the studies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_hair#Hair_lengths
Scientists also view the ability to grow very long hair as a result of sexual selection, since long and healthy hair is a sign of fertility and youth.[6][need quotation to verify] An evolutionary biology explanation for this attraction is that hair length and quality can act as a cue to youth and health, signifying a woman's reproductive potential.[7] As hair grows slowly, long hair may reveal 2–3 years of a person's health status, nutrition, age and reproductive fitness.

There's no content there, just speculation.

I'll acknowledge content -- I always do.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

@Dante92 are you going to visit Stonehenge?

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

Standard wikipedia disclaimer, I'm sure you can dig up the studies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_hair#Hair_lengths
Scientists also view the ability to grow very long hair as a result of sexual selection, since long and healthy hair is a sign of fertility and youth.[6][need quotation to verify] An evolutionary biology explanation for this attraction is that hair length and quality can act as a cue to youth and health, signifying a woman's reproductive potential.[7] As hair grows slowly, long hair may reveal 2–3 years of a person's health status, nutrition, age and reproductive fitness.

basically
HOT

NOT

I remember that episode of Friends. If I remember correctly they went to a beach house with Ross's new girlfriend who was a nudist or something, and Rachel got jealous of her because she was so hot and convinced her to cut her hair short! After the haircut Ross didn't find her as hot anymore. Human nature to weed out the competition.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

I'd call it curious homoerotic experiment.

She's a woman, she naturally revels in the spotlight.

Not just women,

Politicians too.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

basically
HOT

NOT

I remember that episode of Friends. If I remember correctly they went to a beach house with Ross's new girlfriend who was a nudist or something, and Rachel got jealous of her because she was so hot and convinced her to cut her hair short! After the haircut Ross didn't find her as hot anymore. Human nature to weed out the competition.

Come on man a lot more changed than the hair.

 

[EvilLocks]

My friend looks really similar to this and Jessica Alba.

 

[EvilLocks]

this sh*t is creepier than dantes gay episode

i actually cant believe evil is giving this dude details

Come on, it's just a kiss. It's just for fun

 

[sunchyme1]

Actually yes, I'm making a list of the few places I have yet to visit and Stonehenge is among them. I work Mon-Fri, so I have free weekends to travel and enjoy England, possibly Scotland as well.

how heavy is your accent? can you speak fluent english?

 

[Dench57]

My friend looks really similar to this and Jessica Alba.

her and jessica alba?

average tbh

might bang if i was drunk

 

[sunchyme1]

Come on, it's just a kiss. It's just for fun

not what you did, this f*****g dude constantly asking u for details

i dunno how your not creeped out by this

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

Come on man a lot more changed than the hair.

Yep. She went full on SJW after the election, can't seem to find picture of her with short hair and not the drenched in makeup feminist look. RIP